Bus thread!
Why do you hate buses? Why do you loves buses?

Alt: TRAINS!!!!!!!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:47, 69 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sympathy bus reply :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:51, Reply)

I thought you weren't allowed on here anymore :(
Worst day ever.
( Kroney, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:51, Reply)

On my phone innit
Can't get on via work comp :(((((

Tried some other proxys but te firewall says no
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:53, Reply)

You wait 10 minutes for a reply
Then 4 turn up at once.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:35, Reply)

i used to hate buses
because they ran at useless times for the enterprise park where lots of people who used buses worked. I also hate that, despite them always being full useful ones were stopped because they didn't get used enough (ie people used weekly tickets).

I don't hate them now because I have a car and there's a bendy bus to town
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:53, Reply)

Your a bendy bus

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:54, Reply)

your face is a bendy bus

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:56, Reply)

I am ambivalent to buses
Except that if I get hammered at Monty's, there's a bus that takes me almost all the way home. I love that bus.

Trains are how I get anywhere further than a couple of miles away. Birmingham or Tottenham, distant lands like that.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:55, Reply)

You have shit train destinations

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:00, Reply)

Busses are full of povvos
and are therefore shit.

Alt: Trains are better, especially if you can wangle a first class ticket. But they're bloody expensive, even if you can't wangle a first class ticket.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:02, Reply)

Soz I don't get buses, whenever I drive past bus stops it seems to consist of a collection of povs staring aimlessly like a collection of souless cowpeople
YOU BUS PEOPLE DISGUST ME
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:05, Reply)

You always speak the truth, Rory.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:07, Reply)

I'm saving this for my next run in with a mod, fuckers can't touch me with this shit, it's like gold

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:13, Reply)

I fucking hate the one I take to get into work.
It's a 20m walk, which when you're always late in the mornings, is a bitch. And the bus is 5 minuites, and is supposed to come every 10 minuites or whatever, can't remember. So if I dont' see one, I know one will be coming along soon. But sometimes I'm waiting 15 minuites and by then if I only just start walking, i'll now be 35 minuites later than I should be, and there is no point 'cus it'll be along soon, but if I just walked in the first place, I would have gotten there quicker, but I didn't know that at the time. And sometimes it's only like 2 or 3 minuites away and thats alright but it has to go through all the back doubles. But on the way back its alright 'cus there are like 5 different busses I can take if I don't fancy walking and they're all really easy. I think they must go around in circles rather than back'n'forth because there is only one one way and 5 or soo going the other way. I normally get off the bus a stop early so I can have a ciggerette unless I want to pick up a can of fizzy pop, because the shop would be half way between work and the one-early bus stop and if anyone is reading this far then you've got very very good staying power, this isn't leading to anything interesting. So if I light up I'll have to stub the fag out half way through, go into the shop and get my fizzy pop and then light up again, so its not really worth it, so I get off at the right stop, get my fizzy pop, and then just have a fag outside and round the corner. I then make my way up to my desk on the 7th floor of building 2two2 around the back but I go via the kitchen to get a glass of water so I can take some tablets and are you still reading this? I'm not even reading this and I'm writting it. Sometimes on the bus I awnser some emails on my phone so it looks like I've got in earlier than I have done and it looks like I'm on the ball.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:10, Reply)

Been on the opiates Gonz?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:11, Reply)

lol... copy'n'paste with some emboldatius embolding.
It's a 20m walk, which when you're always late in the mornings, is a bitch. And the bus is 5 minuites, and is supposed to come every 10 minuites or whatever, can't remember. So if I dont' see one, I know one will be coming along soon. But sometimes I'm waiting 15 minuites and by then if I only just start walking, i'll now be 35 minuites later than I should be, and there is no point 'cus it'll be along soon, but if I just walked in the first place, I would have gotten there quicker, but I didn't know that at the time. And sometimes it's only like 2 or 3 minuites away and thats alright but it has to go through all the back doubles. But on the way back its alright 'cus there are like 5 different busses I can take if I don't fancy walking and they're all really easy. I think they must go around in circles rather than back'n'forth because there is only one one way and 5 or soo going the other way. I normally get off the bus a stop early so I can have a ciggerette unless I want to pick up a can of fizzy pop, because the shop would be half way between work and the one-early bus stop and if anyone is reading this far then you've got very very good staying power, this isn't leading to anything interesting. So if I light up I'll have to stub the fag out half way through, go into the shop and get my fizzy pop and then light up again, so its not really worth it, so I get off at the right stop, get my fizzy pop, and then just have a fag outside and round the corner. I then make my way up to my desk on the 7th floor of building 2two2 around the back but I go via the kitchen to get a glass of water so I can take some tablets and are you still reading this? I'm not even reading this and I'm writting it. Sometimes on the bus I awnser some emails on my phone so it looks like I've got in earlier than I have done and it looks like I'm on the ball.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 21:11, Reply)

yeah, I didn't read that far!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 21:12, Reply)

fucking hell nakkers,
Just walked back from the pub, and there are coppers everywhere.
Oxford are playing Swindon in the kickaball, and there is a deep seated rivalry and always trouble.
Plod told me that last time they played the Swindon lot ripped the seats out of the bus on the way home and threw them at Oxford fans.
I knew there was some animosity between us and Swindon, but I've never seen such a large scale police presence in Oxford. I might lock my front door tonight.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:37, Reply)

I'm making apple and ginger jam, now
At some point I will make pretty labels and then I reckon 80% of christmas presents are done :)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:57, Reply)

I hope you've washed your hands, I don't want bloody pubes in my jam

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 19:00, Reply)

it adds to the authenticity

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 19:04, Reply)

stop spoiling us

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 19:10, Reply)

toenail jam is my next trick

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 19:16, Reply)

nice work on the Kissy Sell Out remix.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 19:18, Reply)

BUS WANKER!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 19:21, Reply)

I hate the roads and the idiots who use them more than buses themselves.
To get to work I have to go up a major road which carries traffic between Bradford city centre and the eastbound motorways. Between the city centre and the ring road it's a 3-lane dual carriageway - between the ring road and very edge of town it's a single carriageway. I live a few miles beyond the edge of town.

To make matters worse, there is a large secondary school on that road near the edge of town, so between 7.30-10am and 3-7pm the road is a total logjam and it never fails to bring out the worst in people - queue cutting, angry horns, never giving way even if their lives depended on it, the works.

And it's no use running a car, as I'd be £700/month lighter and still have the same shitty experience.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 19:33, Reply)

at least on a bus you can read

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 19:35, Reply)

Aye, and someone else does the unenviable job of driving in that hellhole.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 19:38, Reply)

Are there any obvious indications when pears are ready to pick?
I don't like pears, much, but perhaps I could make acceptable jam from them
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:01, Reply)

Pears are shit, I wouldn't bother.
/"Not a fan of fruit" blog.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:05, Reply)

i found a recipe for pear and apple jam
I reckon they'd be OK smothered in delicious apple flavour. Perhaps I could chuck in spices, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:07, Reply)

Apples are fairly shit an' all, soz.
Especially red ones.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:11, Reply)

not my ones

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:13, Reply)

In my world, red apples are evil incarnate and should be destroyed.
Green ones are just about tolerable.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:15, Reply)

Red apples are shit FACT
Ask snow white
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:17, Reply)

Do they bring all the mongs to the yard?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:16, Reply)

not yet
nor the boys. I was hoping the chutney would, but now it's down to the tasty jam
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:24, Reply)

Pears are under rated
Looks like BT have failed to fix my line so no home interests for me still :(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:15, Reply)

*BT in being absolutely fucking useless shocker*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:16, Reply)

It's BT via talk talk, I'm doomed, doomed, DOOMED!
*add Scottish accent for added melodrama*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:18, Reply)

Haha at least you're not black and your kids got downs !!!! hahahaha
JUST IMAGINE
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:23, Reply)

Or is he...?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:24, Reply)

yes... an ape and a naked one at that... a working IQ of 39... it's the only viable explanation

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:30, Reply)

Are you drunk?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:26, Reply)

crack wednesday

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:31, Reply)

Now all we need is for your phone to be cut off.
Edit: TOO LATE
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:31, Reply)

our only hope is an aneurysm explodes in his head, or the boiler starts leaking

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:34, Reply)

"What the plumber saw" versus "Fist of The North Star"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:37, Reply)

Nah, Nakers is alright really.
He's one of those genius posters who can infuriate people without even trying.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:41, Reply)

he's the legless of offtopic

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:42, Reply)

Now that's low, even by your standards

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:44, Reply)

I haz internets!!
This means I can work from home tomorrow, GOOD TIMES!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:30, Reply)

the Q man leaves and now this :((((((((((((((((((((((

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:32, Reply)

i miss q.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:35, Reply)

He'll live on in our memory WP
when I'm alone and gazing out of my window I'll remember his waki posting and a smile will break on my lips, we should just remember the good times, not how it all ended.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:42, Reply)

so what made him flip out?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:44, Reply)

he pushed chompy about his girlfriend being a stripper,
Went too far, got stepped, then flipped out with his other account.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:47, Reply)

My friend has just got engaged to a now ex-stripper he met on my stag do

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Link?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:49, Reply)

i miss all the fun
link us up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:50, Reply)

i missed aot of it, and alot got deleted.
This should do it.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1719463
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 21:11, Reply)

lols galore

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 21:15, Reply)

They serve a purpose, without them I'd have to walk to work (when my lift isn't in), so I suppose they're ok
Preferred them when I was younger though, £5 for a weekly ticket, now I have to pay £14, FFS.

Alt: Disliked them far more before I got my rail card.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Why are people actually answering the question, I was on a bus when I posted that was the inspiration
I care not one jot about your rail card or weekly sunshine bus pass x x x
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 21:16, Reply)

BUT ITS FOURTEEN POUNDS A WEEK YOU MONSTER
THATS LIKE HIS ENTIRE WAGES !!!! DAMN YOU CONGLETON BUS SERVICE DAMN YOU TO HELL
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 21:18, Reply)

Eh, fair enough
How is Mini Ape?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 21:23, Reply)

asleep for now
when she is awake she mainly runs everywhere, plays hide and seek and giggles :)
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Sweet, still enjoying fatherhood then?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 22:10, Reply)

I live life in the bus lane

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 21:24, Reply)