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It's a bit dead here, innit.Owt going on?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 21:39,
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Sorry to have bothered you.You drinking beer and listening to music?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 21:46,
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Has your Doris put the mockers on your night of fun at the end of the month yet?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 21:48,
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It is surely only a matter of time.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 21:49,
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i trying to write my CVbut struggling to encapsulate what I actually do
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 21:46,
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Fuck all, if his constant presence here is anything to go by.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 21:48,
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I was congratulated by my boss this morning for how well I was doing.Imagine how impressed he'd be if I worked instead of posting on here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 21:50,
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There must be a more CV savvy way of putting 'bent spastic'(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 21:47,
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You're an awful bully for a beardy WOMAD prick(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 21:53,
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I'm a right beardy cunt at the moment and all.Could really do with a trim.
^^ COOL STORY ALERT ^^
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 21:56,
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I've been waiting for this offer for a long time, Jeff.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 22:02,
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So are you going to wine me and dine me before the bash?(assuming I'm allowed to go)
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 22:06,
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Can I join the wine and dine if I'm allowed to go club?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 22:06,
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SureAlthough it'll be more of a circle jerk.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 22:10,
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Jerk?I thought we were going for a curry.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 22:12,
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I'm up for a daisy chain, just leave your tambourine at home(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 22:13,
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It'll be just like your schooldays.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 22:15,
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\o/Actually I've just been invited to a reunion, not going though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 22:25,
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What about you UOE*? Do you have a valid excuse for not coming?*this skipping letters thing doesn't work so well if you keep the vowels and lose the consonants.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 22:14,
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Haven't you recently been promoted?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 21:52,
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Alright Bobby?It took me ages to realise this one was you.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 21:53,
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I'm an enigma me(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 22:06,
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It took me a while to crack your code, eh? Eh?Ahfergeddit.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 22:19,
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I'm playing at colouring in on the computer.I'm making monsters, and designing shit to hawk about the place in time for xmas.
Other than that, no, there's nowt on.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 22:12,
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Did you find that job I was on about?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 22:13,
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I think I did, yes.I've added it to the pile. There's a few in this week's paper, and I'm hoping to hear back from some more. Though I think after a couple of weeks, it's probably a no. Agencies are usually a bit more enthusiastic about talking to potential candidates than employers, aren't they?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 22:24,
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Nope.Wouldn't do such a thing.
Not me.
Nuh-uh.
No way.
Never did, never will.
Admitted to being a spacker recently?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 22:25,
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Right I'm cold so off to bed, night night cock finches(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 22:30,
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hahahahaYour post suggested he likes cock.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 22:49,
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Your face suggested that you like cock.So, how are you today? Did I hear you say you were having some time off?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 22:51,
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I've got next week off.I reckon after 15 months of solid work, I deserve a break.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 22:54,
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Quite possibly.You know what would really chill you out? An afternoon on the pier. Or, you know, a trip to London to drink your own body weight in alcohol.
Whatever seems more fun.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 22:56,
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I could do both!The last break I took was pier bash!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 23:02,
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We could have had a pierbash this year, if people didn't hate me so much : ((
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 23:05,
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No one wants to take the boss to the pub.Since your OT promotion you've changed.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 23:10,
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Shame London isn't happening for you.I'll be sure to report any bad behaviour.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 23:13,
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Nah, I think you're lovelyping.You massive bender.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 23:19,
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This message board is full of benders of various sizes(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 23:21,
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Fuck youwww.youtube.com/watch?v=8wTPPTW-ScU&list=AL94UKMTqg-9C2WBnEraitLD1Kok3xscmo&index=1&feature=plcp
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broadsword w⚓, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 0:04,
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You're not wrong there.Well, you know... there
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 23:21,
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I hav just woken up from a 4 hour nap and now have post booze jet lag. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 23:43,
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Good work Battered.Your partner in lunchtime crime has been texting me.
Have a beer and consider another sleep.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 23:45,
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I've got some gay friendsand even they like breasts.
Breasts.
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broadsword w⚓, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 23:54,
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I am having another beer and am contemplating a wank. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 23:46,
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I take it 'Er Indoors is away (again)(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 23:49,
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Well get yourself to bed and snore like a cunt.it's the only way.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 23:54,
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Has the hangover hit yet?Or are you still drunk?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 0:05,
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I fell asleep at 7 & woke up at 11. I am in that sort of half drunk, half sober, not tired but tired stage. More beer should help. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 0:09,
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I should think so.Just stay drunk till the weekend. It's the only way.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 0:10,
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I am off to Poland for the weekend. I will be extremely drunk there. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 0:11,
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To answer your questionI'm not planning on hitting Brizzle anytime soon, but I might do Cribbs during Bristol Fashion Week, as they usually have some good freebies and stuff.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 0:07,
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