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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Just woken up!
That was about a 14 hour sleep.
What does Saturday hold in store for you, aside from not meeting Dozer for a pint.
( , Sat 8 Mar 2014, 12:57, 111 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
That was about a 14 hour sleep.
What does Saturday hold in store for you, aside from not meeting Dozer for a pint.
( , Sat 8 Mar 2014, 12:57, 111 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I don't like dark chocolate, it's too bitter and doesn't do much for my childish palette.
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Aye.
I don't want to go out in the evening, in case he tries to touch me.
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I don't want to go out in the evening, in case he tries to touch me.
( , Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:15, Reply)
His lexicon is attractive to children.
He calls himself a paedophile, I'd call him a nonce.
( , Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:23, Reply)
He calls himself a paedophile, I'd call him a nonce.
( , Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:23, Reply)
I'd callhim a kid fiddler. You been supping from the tango goblet this weekend?
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evening chaps
i had a posh brekkie for lunch and now I'm contemplating a cheese sandwich for tea. Rock and roll.
( , Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:49, Reply)
i had a posh brekkie for lunch and now I'm contemplating a cheese sandwich for tea. Rock and roll.
( , Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:49, Reply)
I'm going to cook lime & chili chicken with a jacket spud and steamed spinach. Need to work out what film I'm going to watch.
Edit: what defined your breakfast as being posh?
( , Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:52, Reply)
Edit: what defined your breakfast as being posh?
( , Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:52, Reply)
pancetta instead of bacon,fried duck egg, fancy sausage, artisan bread for the fried slice
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Going to explore the petrol station over the road from the travelodge?
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i'm watching a program about ballerinas
I think my obsession with documentaries has gone too far
( , Sat 8 Mar 2014, 19:02, Reply)
I think my obsession with documentaries has gone too far
( , Sat 8 Mar 2014, 19:02, Reply)
My sister was one. Passed her first exam (with honours) at the Royal School at the age 4 (pushy mother)
By 17 she was fully trained, all exams done, but grew one inch too tall to be a prima.
Her reaction? Become a fat lazy cunt; a size 18 the last time I saw her (when she was about 33). Queen of the pasta, pies & doughnuts.
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By 17 she was fully trained, all exams done, but grew one inch too tall to be a prima.
Her reaction? Become a fat lazy cunt; a size 18 the last time I saw her (when she was about 33). Queen of the pasta, pies & doughnuts.
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I have no interest in ballet but I'm intruiged.
How do you be too tall? Surely it's about movement, not presence.
( , Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:07, Reply)
How do you be too tall? Surely it's about movement, not presence.
( , Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:07, Reply)
Yeah, I've never heard of that
No mention of height restrictions here either en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prima_ballerina_assoluta
( , Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:14, Reply)
No mention of height restrictions here either en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prima_ballerina_assoluta
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I'm sure there's a reason but I can't think of one
Maybe a low bridge on the route to ballerina school.
Y'right, boss?
( , Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:22, Reply)
Maybe a low bridge on the route to ballerina school.
Y'right, boss?
( , Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:22, Reply)
About to ask you the same question
No - looking forward to The Burning Hell (look 'em up) and Joan as Policewoman soon though.
You?
( , Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:44, Reply)
No - looking forward to The Burning Hell (look 'em up) and Joan as Policewoman soon though.
You?
( , Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:44, Reply)
Saw a decent jazz band last week called Let Spin, if you're into that sort of thing, but apart from that it's been relatively quiet round here of late
Some good stuff coming up in the next couple of months though
( , Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:52, Reply)
Some good stuff coming up in the next couple of months though
( , Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:52, Reply)
Wish I'd known about the Prince thing in Manchester a couple of weeks ago
Three and a half hours of Prince with - apparently - a bassist who makes Bootsy Collins sound amateur.
( , Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:05, Reply)
Three and a half hours of Prince with - apparently - a bassist who makes Bootsy Collins sound amateur.
( , Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:05, Reply)
I don't get the Prince thing
Some people I respect rave about him, but I've never been bothered
( , Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:09, Reply)
Some people I respect rave about him, but I've never been bothered
( , Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:09, Reply)
He's done a lot of shite
I wouldn't call myself a major fan but I've got some stuff - more than some stuff.
He's incredible live and he seriously is one of the best guitarists in the world. He will fuck any Bon Jovi type posturing wanker into a cocked hat.
( , Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:15, Reply)
I wouldn't call myself a major fan but I've got some stuff - more than some stuff.
He's incredible live and he seriously is one of the best guitarists in the world. He will fuck any Bon Jovi type posturing wanker into a cocked hat.
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Saw him perform at the
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I'd like to hang around to find out for sure....
....but I'd rather go to the pub!
( , Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:43, Reply)
....but I'd rather go to the pub!
( , Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:43, Reply)
Anything over 5'7'' & a size ten was apparently too much - selection critria may have changed since - she was born in 1979 so this is going back a while.
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I'd like mrs ex battered to post
I feel like we need to hear her side of the story
( , Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:00, Reply)
I feel like we need to hear her side of the story
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I'll never tire of taking the piss out of battered diminutive stature
If we we ever meet I'll pat him on the head
( , Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:48, Reply)
If we we ever meet I'll pat him on the head
( , Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:48, Reply)
Yes, great stuff
I really thought he was setting himself up for a fall until that last line
( , Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:42, Reply)
I really thought he was setting himself up for a fall until that last line
( , Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:42, Reply)
Fucking hell is this thread still going?
Someone be a darling and start a new one
( , Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:48, Reply)
Someone be a darling and start a new one
( , Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:48, Reply)
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