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I'm getting a ukelele, that should annoy the wife.
What do you want to buy? Who do you want to annoy?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=puSkP3uym5k
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:29, 120 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
What do you want to buy? Who do you want to annoy?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=puSkP3uym5k
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:29, 120 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I'd like a black and grey lacoste jumper that isn't now child size.
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At least jaysum accepts that he is thick, instead of pretending he's a doctor
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And jaysum doesn't pretend to have a wife and kid, he's just out there, gay, thick and proud, unlike this clown.
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Well, at least he's admitted being 'a shit speller', where previously he's blamed auto-correct.
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I quite fancy trading my Breitling in for a different watch. Perhaps an Omega.
I'd really like to annoy my ex more, but micro and me would lose out if I did. In other news, I may, subject to agreement on how we do handover, spend the day with my daughter tomorrow.
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I'd really like to annoy my ex more, but micro and me would lose out if I did. In other news, I may, subject to agreement on how we do handover, spend the day with my daughter tomorrow.
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You're probably the only person I know who owned a fireblade,
And isn't either dead or maimed in a horrible way.
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:59, Reply)
And isn't either dead or maimed in a horrible way.
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I love my ukulele
There's nothing else I can say about it that doesn't sound like a innuendo.
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:49, Reply)
There's nothing else I can say about it that doesn't sound like a innuendo.
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I always thought of them as a bit of a joke instrument till zi listened to stuff on youtube.
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depends on the ukulele and who's playing it I suppose.
I'm still shit at it, but enjoy trying.
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:54, Reply)
I'm still shit at it, but enjoy trying.
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No one likes a bragger.
Oh look at me, I'm tangles, I drink yak's milk and play the ukulele in my wigwam.
Prick.
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Oh look at me, I'm tangles, I drink yak's milk and play the ukulele in my wigwam.
Prick.
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I understand you are both impressed and bitter at the same time, it's ok
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I want, and have agreed with the missus, to buy a house with a turret with my study in it, a greenhouse and a huge garage.
Inside this garage will be a Rover SD1, a Porsche 944, a Renault Alpine and my actual car.
The rest of the actual house is immaterial to me and therefore her responsibility as interior design is a pink job.
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:50, Reply)
Inside this garage will be a Rover SD1, a Porsche 944, a Renault Alpine and my actual car.
The rest of the actual house is immaterial to me and therefore her responsibility as interior design is a pink job.
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I'd like to buy a record player,
But other expenses keep knocking me back. One day. I'll play my collection of obscure vinyl for the pleasure of other, one day.
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But other expenses keep knocking me back. One day. I'll play my collection of obscure vinyl for the pleasure of other, one day.
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It was my grandad's. He bought it in 1963.
My mum and uncles grew up listening to it and am pretty keen for me to get it working again.
So sure!
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My mum and uncles grew up listening to it and am pretty keen for me to get it working again.
So sure!
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No worries. I'll just wrap some paper around it.
They built things to last in them days!
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They built things to last in them days!
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He's alright but he's no George Formby.
I'm s'posed to be learning guitar but I'm shit. Think I'll just cut two of the strings off if it's that easy.
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I'm s'posed to be learning guitar but I'm shit. Think I'll just cut two of the strings off if it's that easy.
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I said he was no George Formby.
Weren't you listening?
(think I got away with that one)
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Weren't you listening?
(think I got away with that one)
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That's because you can't make heart wrenching angst ridden music with a ukulele.
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They're very easy to play and it makes you feel clever to master an instrument quickly
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When you're used to handling a larger instrument, like a double bass, a little ukulele is no challenge
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my brothers and i bought my dad a vintage banjolele
it was a lovely looking little thing, but he found his fingers were too stubby for it. so now he has an ordinary uke and my nephew has the cool one. so fucking glad I forked out £100 for that.
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it was a lovely looking little thing, but he found his fingers were too stubby for it. so now he has an ordinary uke and my nephew has the cool one. so fucking glad I forked out £100 for that.
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i wanna buy some computer equipment then annoy Kroney by asking him how to use it.
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ent got the time really, anyway I'm all trolled out after my discussions with tangiers
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I want a set of decks so I can annoy the students next door
with early 00's vocal trance whenever they drunkenly sing Natalie Imbruglia, repeatedly.
I could also set them up in York to annoy Dozer.
I also want a new pair of sunglasses, since the weather's taken a nice turn.
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:36, Reply)
with early 00's vocal trance whenever they drunkenly sing Natalie Imbruglia, repeatedly.
I could also set them up in York to annoy Dozer.
I also want a new pair of sunglasses, since the weather's taken a nice turn.
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:36, Reply)
These are the ones you want:
www.mrporter.com/product/432268?cm_mmc=ProductSearch-_-gb-_-Sunglasses-_-Steve&gclid=CNyP-u_1ir0CFUNqOgodDlgAfQ
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www.mrporter.com/product/432268?cm_mmc=ProductSearch-_-gb-_-Sunglasses-_-Steve&gclid=CNyP-u_1ir0CFUNqOgodDlgAfQ
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And well gay
I do like Police sunglasses though so my taste is to be questioned
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:44, Reply)
I do like Police sunglasses though so my taste is to be questioned
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:44, Reply)
Sorry, no. Dierdre Barlow only.
I look fit in pair of mirrored aviators.
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I look fit in pair of mirrored aviators.
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I know! it must be retro for them or something. Stupid caaaahnts.
Torn. Repeatedly. For hours.
(title of my autobiography)
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:01, Reply)
Torn. Repeatedly. For hours.
(title of my autobiography)
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I would have totes done a sex on her though back in the day
I have no idea what she looks like now mind so her loss
( , Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:06, Reply)
I have no idea what she looks like now mind so her loss
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