I choo choo choose you for my train thread!
What do you like best about me?

Alt: best high speed rail network?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 17:21, 28 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

You give the best train thread.
alt. I like Virgin.
I don't like virgins
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 17:24, Reply)

Not really high speed though is it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 17:25, Reply)

compared to walking speed it is.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 17:36, Reply)

Maybe that's cos you waddle like a duck with a butt plug

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 17:38, Reply)

Alt: HS2 for all the angry middle englanders getting their panties twisted.
I love impotent outrage.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 17:25, Reply)

That must why you get on with battered so well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 17:26, Reply)

I like that you do train threads
Alt: HS1 blatantly. I'm onitinnit
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 17:28, Reply)

you manage to be funny without being nasty
as does sportscow. I like both of you for that and will one day reward you with beerz.

alt: wtf? who gives a fuck?

although i am spoiled by pendolinos. all other trains are gross compared to my virgin ride home.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 17:29, Reply)

I have been on this train journey, it is, as best described by me, 'shite'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 17:30, Reply)

They are really claustrophobic those trains

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 17:32, Reply)

Someone behind me has just finished a phonecall by saying "I shall 'sign off' before we 'set off'!" then chuckled like he was really clever and witty. Prick.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 17:34, Reply)

I hate people that laugh at their own shit jokes
I stare them out until they break
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 17:39, Reply)

I like nodding along in time to music I have judged to be too loud from people's headphones while staring at them

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 17:41, Reply)

Ooh this is a new one, I like it!
Passive aggressive for the win
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 17:44, Reply)

Do it! It's empowering. I also like the game 'see how long someone will stand up before asking me to move my bag'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 17:51, Reply)

not in first class darling
I don't know how the cattle travel
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 18:08, Reply)

I'm fucking lovely me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 17:32, Reply)

Your thighs.
Alt: Victoria line.

Me and Mrs V have been having an alcohol-free week.

Mrs V's meeting a friend in the pub tonight - she reckons she's going to drink softies, but if it happens it happens, so my question is - should I break my fast tonight as well?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 17:32, Reply)

I'm breaking mine right now! So yes, yes you should
Anyway, why go to the pub and not drink? Might as well go to the cinema and wear a blindfold
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 17:35, Reply)

Yebbut you'd have to take it off while you decided which film you didn't want to see.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 13 Mar 2014, 19:08, Reply)

Your ability to lay a sbit cable.
Alt: Don't know.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 18:02, Reply)

You're the best one here. xx
Really.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 18:37, Reply)

^ still grooming ^

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 13 Mar 2014, 19:00, Reply)

^^ still barely legal.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 19:01, Reply)

It's your modesty Nakers.
We don't have trains here, we have canals and dykes.
There was talk about connecting us to London but I don't know where that is. Think the king lives there or sutin.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 13 Mar 2014, 19:02, Reply)

lesbians do love a waterway

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 19:07, Reply)

Was expecting that one Jase

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 13 Mar 2014, 19:09, Reply)

you...certainly...exist..? will that do
alt: they don't do fast ones round here, they're all horses and carts and some dude shouting CHOOCHOO all the time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 19:03, Reply)