I'm wearing a tie right now
It's made by a new Zimbabwean design house that no-one will hear about for another couple of years and perfectly compliments my ochre-and-magenta plaid shirt made from secreted Basilisk venom and Adamantium cufflinks with Arkenstone filligree.

I look like a sexy motherfucker with my combat trousers and ironic duck face.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:36, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright dozer?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:37, Reply)

TTJ

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:37, Reply)

alright queeny, shat yourself running recently?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:39, Reply)

It does have a tendency to shake things loose

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:40, Reply)

Nope!
Turns out the trick is to not eat scotch bonnets the night before a run. Who'd a thunk it?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:41, Reply)

lol for ironic duck face

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:39, Reply)

...which is exactly what it was

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:43, Reply)