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/lunch thread
Alt: it's likely that stamp duty is going to be set at 2% for the 250-300k band. What part of the Budget are you most looking forward to?
Alt alt: favourite limerick.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:24, 142 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
/lunch thread
Alt: it's likely that stamp duty is going to be set at 2% for the 250-300k band. What part of the Budget are you most looking forward to?
Alt alt: favourite limerick.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:24, 142 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
don't know if it's from 2015 or from April
It's not even confirmed yet, just 'strongly indicated'. They could really do with making stamp duty progressive, but easing the 3% rate is a step in the right direction.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:29, Reply)
It's not even confirmed yet, just 'strongly indicated'. They could really do with making stamp duty progressive, but easing the 3% rate is a step in the right direction.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:29, Reply)
They should bring in more rates
it should go:
0% up to £150K
1% up to £250K
1.5% up to £350K
2% up to 500K
3% up to 1mill
10% above that.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:31, Reply)
it should go:
0% up to £150K
1% up to £250K
1.5% up to £350K
2% up to 500K
3% up to 1mill
10% above that.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:31, Reply)
yeah I'd agree with that
And progressively applied like income tax.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:33, Reply)
And progressively applied like income tax.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:33, Reply)
oh come on, man
people who can afford that have surely paid enough into the system and shouldn't have to contribute another red cent...
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:43, Reply)
people who can afford that have surely paid enough into the system and shouldn't have to contribute another red cent...
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:43, Reply)
I really hope you get tit cancer, they have to chop one off and you get a serious back problem from being imbalanced.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:46, Reply)
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:46, Reply)
and every time someone knocks into your shoulder when you're walking along
the weird distribution of weight causes you to pivot violently around so you drop your burrito.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:51, Reply)
the weird distribution of weight causes you to pivot violently around so you drop your burrito.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:51, Reply)
that's just because you want to scrabble around behind me and lick my beans up from the floor
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:51, Reply)
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:51, Reply)
i do look at my pay slips and weep
but it's not the amount, it's how much of it gets wasted. fucking inept politicians.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:51, Reply)
but it's not the amount, it's how much of it gets wasted. fucking inept politicians.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:51, Reply)
So does people other than me having a million to spunk on a gaudy Cheshire mansion
THEY SHOULD BE PUNISHED
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:41, Reply)
THEY SHOULD BE PUNISHED
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:41, Reply)
There was a young slag from Penzance.
Who boarded a bus in a trance.
Twenty four fucked her.
Plus the conductor.
And the driver came twice in his pants.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:26, Reply)
Also, Stamp Duty is fucking stupid. It should graduate like tax, not apply to the entire cost of the house.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:26, Reply)
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:26, Reply)
A tax that you're paying out of income you've already paid tax on.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:28, Reply)
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:28, Reply)
That applies to everything you buy that has VAT on it
that isn't what I have an issue with.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:29, Reply)
that isn't what I have an issue with.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:29, Reply)
I'm not a fan of indirect taxation apart from on cigarettes & booze. It punishes the elderly & other groups with a limited income.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:31, Reply)
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:31, Reply)
And me. It punsihes me too. I buy a lot of petrol.
So I'm against it. I'm not against those things that don't direectly impact me though, because fuck old people.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:33, Reply)
So I'm against it. I'm not against those things that don't direectly impact me though, because fuck old people.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:33, Reply)
yeah, downwards
people buying nice 8 bedroom houses already contribute enough to the economy. let the proles buying their 1 bed flats and 2 bed houses do some of the work.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:33, Reply)
people buying nice 8 bedroom houses already contribute enough to the economy. let the proles buying their 1 bed flats and 2 bed houses do some of the work.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:33, Reply)
no, those who can afford to pay more tax should be paying more tax.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:38, Reply)
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:38, Reply)
This is definitely true
but at the same time, everyone should contribute to the economy in whatever way they can, be that working, or community service, or whatever.
There's such a sense of entitlement in this country, without the slightest hint of the corresponding responsibility.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:41, Reply)
but at the same time, everyone should contribute to the economy in whatever way they can, be that working, or community service, or whatever.
There's such a sense of entitlement in this country, without the slightest hint of the corresponding responsibility.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:41, Reply)
no, only the bottom levels
the top have done their bit, they should be given a break now
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:43, Reply)
the top have done their bit, they should be given a break now
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:43, Reply)
A lot of the top levels of earners
don't seem to do very much to earn what they do.
I don't mean the ones who work 15 or 16 hours a day in shiny offices, so much as the ones who earn money by dint of 'having' money.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:45, Reply)
don't seem to do very much to earn what they do.
I don't mean the ones who work 15 or 16 hours a day in shiny offices, so much as the ones who earn money by dint of 'having' money.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:45, Reply)
i think the top 1% of earners pay 30% of the tax or something like that
they should be rewarded by a few years of not paying any tax or NI at all, for a nice holiday.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:50, Reply)
they should be rewarded by a few years of not paying any tax or NI at all, for a nice holiday.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:50, Reply)
Society works like this:
A) People are monumentally fucking selfish
B) People who have lots don't see why they should have to give any of it away because MINE
C) People who have nothing want some of everybody else's shit because I WANT STUFF
D) Everybody's a selfish fucking cunt and I hate them.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:50, Reply)
A) People are monumentally fucking selfish
B) People who have lots don't see why they should have to give any of it away because MINE
C) People who have nothing want some of everybody else's shit because I WANT STUFF
D) Everybody's a selfish fucking cunt and I hate them.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:50, Reply)
I was going to allow her to discover that little surprise by herself
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:57, Reply)
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:57, Reply)
There once was a lady from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
Dozer's a prick.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:26, Reply)
Who had a peculiar feeling
Dozer's a prick.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:26, Reply)
Seeing if Osborne has a drink and the ensuing WHISKY CHAT that might come about as a result of it.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:28, Reply)
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:28, Reply)
The bit where Gideon goes
"oh no tax breaks, it's not the right time with the economy on a knife-edge, we've got to stick with being sensible"
and then giving everybody tax breaks and being all spendy spendy next year when it's more politically expedient.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:29, Reply)
"oh no tax breaks, it's not the right time with the economy on a knife-edge, we've got to stick with being sensible"
and then giving everybody tax breaks and being all spendy spendy next year when it's more politically expedient.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:29, Reply)
There was a young man named Keith
Who would circumcise boys with his teeth
He did it not for leisure,
Nor sexual pleasure
But to get to the cheese underneath
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:30, Reply)
i'm out for dinner
so had some skinny popcorn to push me through lunchtime.
alt: i don't think they'll do it this time, but raising interest rates back up will be interesting. quite a few people will be fuuuuucked.
altalt:
there was a "young" man named tom
who thought that he was the Bomb
but instead he bored everyone to-zzzzzzzzzzz
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:30, Reply)
so had some skinny popcorn to push me through lunchtime.
alt: i don't think they'll do it this time, but raising interest rates back up will be interesting. quite a few people will be fuuuuucked.
altalt:
there was a "young" man named tom
who thought that he was the Bomb
but instead he bored everyone to-zzzzzzzzzzz
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:30, Reply)
you know what i mean
the BofE have been making noises, but i don't think they'll do it quite yet. on the horizon though, imho.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:33, Reply)
the BofE have been making noises, but i don't think they'll do it quite yet. on the horizon though, imho.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:33, Reply)
Carney is saying 3% by 2017
But you have to bear in mind that historically, mortgage rates were base rate plus 2 and base rates were inflation plus 2. It's unlikely to get back to those levels but when rates do rise it''ll be gradually and likely around 0.25% each time.
6% mortgage rates would fuck a lot of people.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:37, Reply)
But you have to bear in mind that historically, mortgage rates were base rate plus 2 and base rates were inflation plus 2. It's unlikely to get back to those levels but when rates do rise it''ll be gradually and likely around 0.25% each time.
6% mortgage rates would fuck a lot of people.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:37, Reply)
i think they are frightened of this, but at some point it will have to happen
when i have to do complex interest calculations going back over a few years, it's amazing to think that it used to be up and down but up a LOT more than 0.5%. people on a budget with their mortgage will be in for a shock if it goes up to even 1%.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:42, Reply)
when i have to do complex interest calculations going back over a few years, it's amazing to think that it used to be up and down but up a LOT more than 0.5%. people on a budget with their mortgage will be in for a shock if it goes up to even 1%.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:42, Reply)
forward guidance was sensible until the unemployment figures dropped too quickly
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:44, Reply)
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:44, Reply)
Err, interest rates aren't, erm, hang on, err...set by the government, they, err, are erm, set independently by the, errr, hold on a sec...er Bank of England.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:36, Reply)
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:36, Reply)
metcalfesskinny.com/collections/frontpage?gclid=COX627DPnr0CFZDKtAodI18AWA
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:40, Reply)
Pork pies, cheddar cbeese, Branston pickle, pickled onions, pitta breads
Alt:
Beer and wine going up again
AltAlt:
County
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:30, Reply)
Alt:
Beer and wine going up again
AltAlt:
County
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:30, Reply)
60p for first class!!
Mind you, who writes letters these days?
Altalt. Alison.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:42, Reply)
Mind you, who writes letters these days?
Altalt. Alison.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:42, Reply)
Altlalt: There was a man named Hermoniges Phniggs
Who lived in Kilburn in terrible digs.
He changed his name to Eric Fruit
And now it won't rhyme
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:43, Reply)
Who lived in Kilburn in terrible digs.
He changed his name to Eric Fruit
And now it won't rhyme
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:43, Reply)
Oh right, yeah, I hadn't considered Spike Milligan's successful music career.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:04, Reply)
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:04, Reply)
He thinks that you have jumped into the body of a 17 yr old downs sufferer
Oh Boy
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:25, Reply)
Oh Boy
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:25, Reply)
Well, I'm not sure any of us expected a thread about stamp duty to get over 100 replies
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:14, Reply)
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:14, Reply)
Those of us who expected it to be 'fucking shit' were not surprised.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:15, Reply)
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:15, Reply)
Firecracker Chicken toastie from that Eat place
it was "alright".
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:15, Reply)
it was "alright".
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:15, Reply)
rip rory
www.irishcentral.com/news/630-pound-Dublin-woman-dies-after-getting-stuck-in-bathroom.html?utm_source=outbrain&utm_medium=content&utm_campaign=paid
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:17, Reply)
www.irishcentral.com/news/630-pound-Dublin-woman-dies-after-getting-stuck-in-bathroom.html?utm_source=outbrain&utm_medium=content&utm_campaign=paid
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:17, Reply)
I don't find it tragic when people die because they are so fat that they can't get up again after they fall down.
Once you're past the age of about 1-2 (and you don't have any other type of disability such as missing limbs, cerebal palsy, being dozer etc.) being unable to get up after you fall down is totally unacceptable.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:22, Reply)
Once you're past the age of about 1-2 (and you don't have any other type of disability such as missing limbs, cerebal palsy, being dozer etc.) being unable to get up after you fall down is totally unacceptable.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:22, Reply)
I wonder if he will return a bit happier after some time away.
I doubt it though.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:29, Reply)
I doubt it though.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:29, Reply)
What's the point in that, you'd hardly get a studio hovel in kilburn for that
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:29, Reply)
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:29, Reply)
i've had my eye on this place for ages
just as i think i might get fed up of london and move, they fucking well sell it :(
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-28534561.html
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:40, Reply)
just as i think i might get fed up of london and move, they fucking well sell it :(
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-28534561.html
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:40, Reply)
Osborne's gone crazy
30k triv comm, entire pension pot taken as cash, 15k ISA limit, 150 max gad, 12k flex drawdown.
Madness.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:36, Reply)
30k triv comm, entire pension pot taken as cash, 15k ISA limit, 150 max gad, 12k flex drawdown.
Madness.
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:36, Reply)
brrrrrbrab 30k triv comm brrrrrbrab entire pension pot taken as cash brrrrrbrab 15k ISA limit brrrrrbrab 150 max gad brrrrrbrab 12k flex drawdown brrrrrbrab
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:39, Reply)
( , Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:39, Reply)
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