fuck boring children, i'm going here tonight
what would y'all nonce from this menu?

www.themodernpantry.co.uk/our-cafe-dining.php
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:47, 6 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

The venison haunch.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:49, Reply)

^ vegetarian fail ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:50, Reply)

FOOD WRONG^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:51, Reply)

Pig belly

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:51, Reply)

^ vegetarian fail number 2 ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:52, Reply)

^^vegetarian: fail^^

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:53, Reply)

stop being such a food spastic

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:54, Reply)

Lamb rump.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:53, Reply)

dear god, another meathead

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:53, Reply)

You are not even a proper vegetarian
You cant even do not eating animals right
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:54, Reply)

i only eat the bits of them that come in haribos
tasty tasty haribos
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:56, Reply)

why did you ask when you know most posters are meat eaters ?
You fucking idiot.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:55, Reply)

I HOPED YOU MIGHT HAVE LEARNED SOMETHING
sigh
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:56, Reply)

You are a fucking idiot.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:56, Reply)

I LEARNED THAT YOU'RE A FUCKING FOODMONG THAT THINKS MEAT ISN'T FOR EATING

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:57, Reply)

SURELY THAT JUST MEANS MORE MEAT FOR YOU
WHAT'S WRONG ABOUT THAT?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:57, Reply)

Easy.
Roast chestnut, spiced manouri & sweet potato briq, cavolo nero, pickled shimeji & green peppercorns, tomato & lemongrass dressing
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:54, Reply)

^someone is after something^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:56, Reply)

If I was, it wouldn't be a meal from there. I don't get to go to nice places :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:56, Reply)

shut up, we're totally having lunch in a bristol wetherspoons on sunday

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:57, Reply)

* boke *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:58, Reply)

It which case it's my turn to pay.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:58, Reply)

^TGGI ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:56, Reply)

Will sir be requiring any tampons with that?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:58, Reply)

Only blood engorged ones fresh from your wheelchair ridden mums dripping clunge.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:59, Reply)

Chillisaucesaladboss?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 15:02, Reply)

openorwrapmate?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 15:04, Reply)

as open as your mum on derby day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 15:06, Reply)

obvs
Juniper crusted venison haunch, smoked celeriac puree, amchur dusted
kale, blueberry & muscatel relish
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:59, Reply)

Needs MOAR bacon

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 15:01, Reply)

it's a really lovely place
but you have not picked the right dish.

i'm totally having the sweet potato fritters with iranian lime yoghurt.

the other place i love down there is giant robot, for lovely american grub and cocktails. www.gntrbt.com/eat/
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 15:02, Reply)

cool maybe take your friends and just describe all these nice places to me sometime

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 15:05, Reply)

Have you been to a restaurant ever?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 15:10, Reply)

Not the really nice ones Gill goes to for lunch

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 15:11, Reply)

That's sad, maybe one day she'll take you.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 15:15, Reply)

I'm too common :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 15:16, Reply)

tru dat
#badtattoos #folkstone #grammarschool
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 15:17, Reply)

Sun reader, sells biscuits.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 15:19, Reply)

I can't help but miss NOTW though.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 15:22, Reply)

not for lunch
for supper innit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 15:34, Reply)

Yoichi 12yo, Japanese
aka 'The Glitter'
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 15:01, Reply)