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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Truth be told, I feel rather good today. I slept for 9 hours last night and had a nice bottle of merlot
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:51, Reply)
Truth be told, I feel rather good today. I slept for 9 hours last night and had a nice bottle of merlot
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:51, Reply)
i have a red wine hangover
and I did a shit like crude oil and dog food this momrning
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:52, Reply)
and I did a shit like crude oil and dog food this momrning
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I am certain that if he died of bowel cancer his guts would cease to trouble him.
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Excellent poo imagery
Mine was like a box of shoes falling out of the loft
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Mine was like a box of shoes falling out of the loft
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' I slept for 9 hours last night and had a nice bottle of merlot'
In that order? I like Merlot as much as the next man, but a whole bottle for breakfast? That shows dedication.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:54, Reply)
In that order? I like Merlot as much as the next man, but a whole bottle for breakfast? That shows dedication.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:54, Reply)
Come Dine with me was in middlesborough last night, that's round your way isn't it?
it was...an education
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:57, Reply)
it was...an education
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:57, Reply)
One of my colleagues was on 'Come dine with me' when it was set in Coventry
Trufax.
He came 3rd
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:59, Reply)
Trufax.
He came 3rd
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One of my mates was on the newcastle one.
He got pissed and passed out, leaving the guests to show themselves out.
*proudface*
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:08, Reply)
He got pissed and passed out, leaving the guests to show themselves out.
*proudface*
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:08, Reply)
We have been through this before
There are many places worse, Seaham for starters
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There are many places worse, Seaham for starters
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:02, Reply)
Seaham is excellent
I went there to see a mates band and had to push past the girl with one eye to get to the bar. There was later a massive bar fight with people actually being thrown out of the door
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:04, Reply)
I went there to see a mates band and had to push past the girl with one eye to get to the bar. There was later a massive bar fight with people actually being thrown out of the door
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:04, Reply)
I would propose Barrow-in-Furness
It's like a boil on Kate Beckinsale's bottom. Ugly in itself but surrounded by loveliness.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:13, Reply)
It's like a boil on Kate Beckinsale's bottom. Ugly in itself but surrounded by loveliness.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:13, Reply)
We are talking about the NE
GOD SOME PEOPLE CANT GRASP A SIMPLE CONCEPT
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GOD SOME PEOPLE CANT GRASP A SIMPLE CONCEPT
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:15, Reply)
You are right about Barrow though
So I will forgive on this occasion,
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:17, Reply)
So I will forgive on this occasion,
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I was there last week
Crop-headed singlet-wearing tattooed Neanderthals knuckle-dragging through the streets, swigging from cans of 'spesh' slurring obscenities at each other between spitting and vomiting.
The men were even worse.
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:24, Reply)
Crop-headed singlet-wearing tattooed Neanderthals knuckle-dragging through the streets, swigging from cans of 'spesh' slurring obscenities at each other between spitting and vomiting.
The men were even worse.
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^
They save money on Christmas decorations what with all the red lights in the window.
Still, not much else to do in that concrete hell hole
( , Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:07, Reply)
They save money on Christmas decorations what with all the red lights in the window.
Still, not much else to do in that concrete hell hole
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