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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Weekend plans?
I have a job interview in London, just a part time thing for a few days a month, but it pays ok. Gonna do sightseeing shit too. And we're off on the TRAIxN!
Alt, lunch?
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:27, 186 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I have a job interview in London, just a part time thing for a few days a month, but it pays ok. Gonna do sightseeing shit too. And we're off on the TRAIxN!
Alt, lunch?
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:27, 186 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Yeah, no though. Winners don't take drugs or listen to big beatz soz.
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"alt. Weekend plans, those of you not at the B4ysh"
You don't read threads, do you.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:28, Reply)
You don't read threads, do you.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Luckily you're not in a profession that requires you to be able to notice things.
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Meeting an Irish girl, playing with a small child, eating some pasta, going to a farm with lots of small chilrdren
eating a roast.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:29, Reply)
eating a roast.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:29, Reply)
Seeing The Gays, then taking my women out around town tomorrow, and am taking my 50mm for a few fun shots/upskirting.
Curry in the evening, I think.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:31, Reply)
Curry in the evening, I think.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:31, Reply)
Oh sorry - yes I was - I just can't read very well, as I am poor, and blind.
It's a Canon 450.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:41, Reply)
It's a Canon 450.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:41, Reply)
ERM
Weekend plans was MY question in MY thread.
Why do you hate me, Doc?
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:33, Reply)
Weekend plans was MY question in MY thread.
Why do you hate me, Doc?
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:33, Reply)
Dunno,
I got a posh dinner tonight, Ladypigs mum is treating us to celebrate the engagement. Otherwise, just some gardening and a bit of a pub trip probably. Had a crazy busy week, so looking forward to some down time.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:36, Reply)
I got a posh dinner tonight, Ladypigs mum is treating us to celebrate the engagement. Otherwise, just some gardening and a bit of a pub trip probably. Had a crazy busy week, so looking forward to some down time.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:36, Reply)
Alright Winders, has Ladypig's mum cheered up about you proposing, yet?
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:43, Reply)
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:43, Reply)
I thought I might wander into Bristol and meet some dangerous psychopaths off the internet.
Good luck with the interview.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:37, Reply)
Good luck with the interview.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:37, Reply)
Ty, it's pretty much guaranteed, I've done a skype thing, apparently it's down to me and another guy.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:42, Reply)
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Biscuit cunt.
It's working at a vivisection lab, for new drugs. JuStneed to keep an eye on the inmates/volunteers.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:45, Reply)
It's working at a vivisection lab, for new drugs. JuStneed to keep an eye on the inmates/volunteers.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Every time I've ever met a b3tan Ms Foxtrot has given me the eyebrows raised "and you think that's wise do you" treatment
I can see her point but it's not like any of the few b3tans I HAVE met have turned out to be nutters, with one exception, of whom I shall not speak ill. Because he's dead and can't retaliate.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:43, Reply)
I can see her point but it's not like any of the few b3tans I HAVE met have turned out to be nutters, with one exception, of whom I shall not speak ill. Because he's dead and can't retaliate.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:43, Reply)
Her sister lives there so it really should be easier than it's proven thus far
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:53, Reply)
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:53, Reply)
Next time we do go down there I'll suggest organising a meet-up with your good self and Jeff and whoever is is local
One of the following things will happen.
1) She'll disapprove because we're there to see her sister, not internet psychopaths.
2) She'll say something vague about seeing whether we have time, which obviously means "no".
or the nightmare scenario
3) "OK I'll come too, that might be interesting"
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:00, Reply)
One of the following things will happen.
1) She'll disapprove because we're there to see her sister, not internet psychopaths.
2) She'll say something vague about seeing whether we have time, which obviously means "no".
or the nightmare scenario
3) "OK I'll come too, that might be interesting"
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:00, Reply)
She says no
but she means yes
As has been pointed out at extensive length in these pages, she's far, far too good for me
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:05, Reply)
but she means yes
As has been pointed out at extensive length in these pages, she's far, far too good for me
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:05, Reply)
Admittedly my argument is subjective whereas yours is undisputable
She is though. Everyone says so.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:08, Reply)
She is though. Everyone says so.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:08, Reply)
You're about on the same level
Read this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matching_hypothesis
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)
Read this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matching_hypothesis
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)
Interesting
I'd love to be able to read that and nod my head in agreement, believe me
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:16, Reply)
I'd love to be able to read that and nod my head in agreement, believe me
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:16, Reply)
In much the same way as a woman's hysteria needs to be controlled with the occasional slap.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:12, Reply)
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:12, Reply)
That's a longstanding truism about women isn't it?
In all seriousness, if I ask her if she minds me doing this or that she always says I don't need her permission, but if I do anything without telling her I'm going to, I get it in the neck
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:27, Reply)
In all seriousness, if I ask her if she minds me doing this or that she always says I don't need her permission, but if I do anything without telling her I'm going to, I get it in the neck
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:27, Reply)
i've never met a nutter from here either
most people are distressingly normal, some are fantastic. even dickface wasn't a nutter, he was just rude.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)
most people are distressingly normal, some are fantastic. even dickface wasn't a nutter, he was just rude.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)
There's a new cancer thing for men #CockInSock
I'm all for this one.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:46, Reply)
I'm all for this one.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:46, Reply)
You, me, cavey and swipe should thoroughly investigate these pictures.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:53, Reply)
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:53, Reply)
Yer.
I've suggested teabag selfies - no one seems interested in covering Facebook with pics of ballsacks, though.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:49, Reply)
I've suggested teabag selfies - no one seems interested in covering Facebook with pics of ballsacks, though.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:49, Reply)
I'm not
My cock is the only thing about me that's not repellent. Hilarious, more than repellent.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:49, Reply)
My cock is the only thing about me that's not repellent. Hilarious, more than repellent.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:49, Reply)
I'm not going all the way to mothercare or whatever just to buy a sock that fits.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Why would you put a cock in a sock?
They're designed for feet and are the wrong shape entirely for genitals.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)
They're designed for feet and are the wrong shape entirely for genitals.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)
My cock isn't, sadly, a size 9-12
and also, less sadly, doesn't have a 45 degree kink halfway along. The upshot is that the sock is liable to fall off, rendering it an unreliable form of penile harness at best.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)
and also, less sadly, doesn't have a 45 degree kink halfway along. The upshot is that the sock is liable to fall off, rendering it an unreliable form of penile harness at best.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)
Those ankle things that Eighties aerobics instructors wore?
OK, well that makes more sense.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:57, Reply)
OK, well that makes more sense.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:57, Reply)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fight_Like_a_Brave It gets a bit NSFW if you scroll down, but it's basically just a wiki page.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:02, Reply)
Fucks sake b3th
If something is marked NSFW I expect to see boobies, not naked men
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:06, Reply)
If something is marked NSFW I expect to see boobies, not naked men
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:06, Reply)
didn't syncubus do this, years ago?
ask the amorous badger about the pink sock
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)
ask the amorous badger about the pink sock
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)
I'll be spending my weekend not dealing with retarded fuckhead cunts with their whiny fucking problems that they try to explain as if they only fucking discovered the cunting English language yesterday but instead of learning it decided to swot up for
their 'Being A Retarded Fuckhead Cunt' exam which they must be taking right fucking now as they're not fucking replying to my cunting emails leaving me sitting here looking the cunt when I could be doing something more productive like teasing one out in the bogs.
Alt: Sure! Where are we going?
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:48, Reply)
their 'Being A Retarded Fuckhead Cunt' exam which they must be taking right fucking now as they're not fucking replying to my cunting emails leaving me sitting here looking the cunt when I could be doing something more productive like teasing one out in the bogs.
Alt: Sure! Where are we going?
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:48, Reply)
Everywhere I look there're fuckers being cunts
Someone in the office was just trying to remember an old saying "An apple a day keeps the.....children away?"
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:58, Reply)
Someone in the office was just trying to remember an old saying "An apple a day keeps the.....children away?"
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:58, Reply)
Piss yourself?
I hope you aimed for your mouth, that appears to be the SOP round here
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)
I hope you aimed for your mouth, that appears to be the SOP round here
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)
Not blew up as in "caught by the wind"
I mean "blew up" as in kilotons.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:56, Reply)
I mean "blew up" as in kilotons.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:56, Reply)
The "Why Dont You" return to television took a more satirical edge
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:15, Reply)
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:15, Reply)
going over to windsor tonight for sushi or pub action
tomorrow i am bayshing. sunday returning from said baysh and entertaining a hopping frog.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:50, Reply)
tomorrow i am bayshing. sunday returning from said baysh and entertaining a hopping frog.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:50, Reply)
Working on Saturday & Sunday. I also have some dull financial matters to take care of. I will probably cook a curry.
Life in the fast lane.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:04, Reply)
Life in the fast lane.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:04, Reply)
if i could post pictures
it would be that quentin blake one from "the witches" where the grandmother is having dinner with the little boy after he's turned into a mouse.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:27, Reply)
it would be that quentin blake one from "the witches" where the grandmother is having dinner with the little boy after he's turned into a mouse.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:27, Reply)
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
shit clothes for tasteless tatty teenagers - check
shit rebellious metal face for teenagers wanting to defy mum and dad - check
pathetic pet for teenagers who aren't allowed a real pet - check
oh dozer. what happened to your famed irony checker?
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:32, Reply)
shit clothes for tasteless tatty teenagers - check
shit rebellious metal face for teenagers wanting to defy mum and dad - check
pathetic pet for teenagers who aren't allowed a real pet - check
oh dozer. what happened to your famed irony checker?
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:32, Reply)
Why do so many people make this mistake?
It's almost common enough for it to become an acceptable alternative.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:43, Reply)
It's almost common enough for it to become an acceptable alternative.
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:43, Reply)
Because a lot of people are genuinely dullards.
See "dull", think "must mean boring".
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:44, Reply)
See "dull", think "must mean boring".
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:44, Reply)
it's sweet that you assume i meant you were boring
get a bit more self-confidence, babe
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:43, Reply)
get a bit more self-confidence, babe
( , Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:43, Reply)
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