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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Weekend plans?
I have a job interview in London, just a part time thing for a few days a month, but it pays ok. Gonna do sightseeing shit too. And we're off on the TRAIxN!
Alt, lunch?
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:27, 186 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I'm going to smoke the weeds and listen to Fatboy Slim

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Are you Dozer?

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:28, Reply)
No, he'd be listening to 'Euro-Trance' not 'Big Beatz'

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:29, Reply)
fatboy slim?
Nigga, please.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:06, Reply)
Eat. Sleep. Smoke. Repeat

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:43, Reply)
Yeah, no though. Winners don't take drugs or listen to big beatz soz.

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:44, Reply)
As Nick Berry once sang "Every Loser Wins"

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)
"alt. Weekend plans, those of you not at the B4ysh"
You don't read threads, do you.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Sorry, missed that. I really am rubbish at stuff.

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:30, Reply)
Luckily you're not in a profession that requires you to be able to notice things.

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:31, Reply)
I notice important stuff,

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:33, Reply)
He's the worlds worst doctor.

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:35, Reply)
Knees up to your chestt please.

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:36, Reply)
Swipe's chest already touches her knees

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:37, Reply)
ZING!

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:39, Reply)
he's just jealous because his wife looks like him

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:48, Reply)
Bearded clam

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)
I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT AGAIN!

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:40, Reply)
Meeting an Irish girl, playing with a small child, eating some pasta, going to a farm with lots of small chilrdren
eating a roast.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:29, Reply)
A farm? That sounds good.

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:31, Reply)
They farm children now?

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:32, Reply)
All together now

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:34, Reply)
In no mans' land?

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:35, Reply)
I knew an Irish girl with inflatable shoes.
NO POTATOES!
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:41, Reply)
Seeing The Gays, then taking my women out around town tomorrow, and am taking my 50mm for a few fun shots/upskirting.
Curry in the evening, I think.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:31, Reply)
Women? Plural??

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:33, Reply)
Mother and sister

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:34, Reply)
Yer.
Mrs V and her mate, who loves me.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:36, Reply)
What slr is it?

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:34, Reply)
What, Sir, is what?

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:37, Reply)
Sorry, thought you were referring to a slr camera.

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:40, Reply)
Oh sorry - yes I was - I just can't read very well, as I am poor, and blind.
It's a Canon 450.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:41, Reply)
ERM
Weekend plans was MY question in MY thread.

Why do you hate me, Doc?
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:33, Reply)
I don't think it's just you, I think it's all gays

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:34, Reply)

you Doc gays of us
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:34, Reply)
hate's a strong word.
but correct, all the same.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:35, Reply)
He's been nice to me so far
*paints target on back*
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:35, Reply)
Yoi really want to know?

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:34, Reply)
Not really bothered tbh
hth
lol
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:36, Reply)
I don't actually. I just want to be edgy, and cool.

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:41, Reply)
he needs to work on his b3dside manner innit

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:36, Reply)
Dunno,
I got a posh dinner tonight, Ladypigs mum is treating us to celebrate the engagement. Otherwise, just some gardening and a bit of a pub trip probably. Had a crazy busy week, so looking forward to some down time.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:36, Reply)
Finally calmed down has she?

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:42, Reply)
Alright Winders, has Ladypig's mum cheered up about you proposing, yet?

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:43, Reply)
I thought I might wander into Bristol and meet some dangerous psychopaths off the internet.
Good luck with the interview.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:37, Reply)
Ty, it's pretty much guaranteed, I've done a skype thing, apparently it's down to me and another guy.

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:42, Reply)
oh, bad luck old boy :(

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:42, Reply)
Biscuit cunt.
It's working at a vivisection lab, for new drugs. JuStneed to keep an eye on the inmates/volunteers.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:45, Reply)
cool i'd love a job in unit 731 too

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:46, Reply)
with you mis-typing hands?
them poor beagles
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:48, Reply)
Human volunteers, you dick, for new drugs.

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)
That's even worse!

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)
Say hi to Monty when you're there

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:53, Reply)
Haha.

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)
at least you give it a good shot, eh?

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:44, Reply)
Never mind, there's always next time!

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Gaaaaaaayyyyyy

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:45, Reply)
These things happen for a reason.
You'll see
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Every time I've ever met a b3tan Ms Foxtrot has given me the eyebrows raised "and you think that's wise do you" treatment
I can see her point but it's not like any of the few b3tans I HAVE met have turned out to be nutters, with one exception, of whom I shall not speak ill. Because he's dead and can't retaliate.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:43, Reply)
You should totally bring Ms F for a cheeky weekend in Bristol.

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:50, Reply)
Her sister lives there so it really should be easier than it's proven thus far

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:53, Reply)
*waits*
*taps foot*
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)
Next time we do go down there I'll suggest organising a meet-up with your good self and Jeff and whoever is is local
One of the following things will happen.

1) She'll disapprove because we're there to see her sister, not internet psychopaths.

2) She'll say something vague about seeing whether we have time, which obviously means "no".

or the nightmare scenario

3) "OK I'll come too, that might be interesting"
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:00, Reply)
Then we could all laugh at her for dating a gay.

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:03, Reply)
Yeah that's exactly my concern
Well, one of them
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:04, Reply)
Do you need her permission to do everything?

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:03, Reply)
He'll just text her now and let you know, ok?

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:05, Reply)
She says no
but she means yes

As has been pointed out at extensive length in these pages, she's far, far too good for me
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:05, Reply)
I bet she's not, you just have appallingly low self-esteem

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:07, Reply)
^this

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:08, Reply)
Admittedly my argument is subjective whereas yours is undisputable
She is though. Everyone says so.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:08, Reply)
You're about on the same level
Read this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matching_hypothesis
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)
Interesting
I'd love to be able to read that and nod my head in agreement, believe me
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:16, Reply)
I'm always happier when I'm told what I can and can't do.

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:09, Reply)
Most men are.

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:10, Reply)
In much the same way as a woman's hysteria needs to be controlled with the occasional slap.

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:12, Reply)
Well, quite.

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)
This statement does not stand up in court

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:12, Reply)
Which one?

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:14, Reply)
She says no
but she means yes
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:24, Reply)
That's a longstanding truism about women isn't it?
In all seriousness, if I ask her if she minds me doing this or that she always says I don't need her permission, but if I do anything without telling her I'm going to, I get it in the neck
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:27, Reply)
i've never met a nutter from here either
most people are distressingly normal, some are fantastic. even dickface wasn't a nutter, he was just rude.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)
I look forward to shattering your illusions about me

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:53, Reply)
Is he the pizza guy?

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)
ima get the TRAIxN to town

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:42, Reply)
Train chat! Slightly better than clutch, or sock.

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:44, Reply)
There's a new cancer thing for men #CockInSock
I'm all for this one.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:46, Reply)
To raise awareness of cock cancer?

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:47, Reply)
testicular, so kinda.
Im just enjoying the pics
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:49, Reply)
You, me, cavey and swipe should thoroughly investigate these pictures.

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:53, Reply)
Way ahead of you.

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:57, Reply)
Yer.
I've suggested teabag selfies - no one seems interested in covering Facebook with pics of ballsacks, though.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:49, Reply)
I'm not
My cock is the only thing about me that's not repellent. Hilarious, more than repellent.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:49, Reply)
I'm not going all the way to mothercare or whatever just to buy a sock that fits.

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Why would you put a cock in a sock?
They're designed for feet and are the wrong shape entirely for genitals.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)
elasticated top innit.
...

One would imagine
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:53, Reply)
My cock isn't, sadly, a size 9-12
and also, less sadly, doesn't have a 45 degree kink halfway along. The upshot is that the sock is liable to fall off, rendering it an unreliable form of penile harness at best.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)
I think it has to be one of those 'tube socks'.

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:56, Reply)
Those ankle things that Eighties aerobics instructors wore?
OK, well that makes more sense.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:57, Reply)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fight_Like_a_Brave It gets a bit NSFW if you scroll down, but it's basically just a wiki page.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:02, Reply)
Feeling sick and tired of feeling sick and tired

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:03, Reply)
Anastacia?

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:10, Reply)
No
RHCP - Fight Like a Brave!
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Fucks sake b3th
If something is marked NSFW I expect to see boobies, not naked men
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:06, Reply)
Did you have your hand on your cock in readiness?

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:07, Reply)
Always

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:17, Reply)
Homies try to jack me
Homies got shot

la la la la la laaaaa laaaa
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:19, Reply)
I understand where you're 'coming' from

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:21, Reply)
It doesn't have to fit the whole length of sock...

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:57, Reply)
Speak for yourself, chipolata boy

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:57, Reply)
Well of course it does, you ludicrous man.

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:57, Reply)
didn't syncubus do this, years ago?
ask the amorous badger about the pink sock
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)
RHCP did it back in the early 90s.

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)
I'll be spending my weekend not dealing with retarded fuckhead cunts with their whiny fucking problems that they try to explain as if they only fucking discovered the cunting English language yesterday but instead of learning it decided to swot up for
their 'Being A Retarded Fuckhead Cunt' exam which they must be taking right fucking now as they're not fucking replying to my cunting emails leaving me sitting here looking the cunt when I could be doing something more productive like teasing one out in the bogs.

Alt: Sure! Where are we going?
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:48, Reply)
u ok bbz? xx

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:49, Reply)
People are shit GJ
What's their fucken problem anyhow?
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Their lives are shit so they have to project this onto others.

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)
Everywhere I look there're fuckers being cunts
Someone in the office was just trying to remember an old saying "An apple a day keeps the.....children away?"
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:58, Reply)
Ah, the old "Why do Daleks like apples?" trick

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:03, Reply)
Hey Bill, how's your day going?

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:49, Reply)
Fucking capital!
How about you?
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:50, Reply)
Aside from a mild trouser malfunction, swimmingly.

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Piss yourself?
I hope you aimed for your mouth, that appears to be the SOP round here
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)
No, they blew up.

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:53, Reply)
Are you sure you're not wearing a skirt?

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)
Not blew up as in "caught by the wind"
I mean "blew up" as in kilotons.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:56, Reply)
Are you carrying TNT in your pants?

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:57, Reply)

ladies
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:58, Reply)
The "Why Dont You" return to television took a more satirical edge

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:15, Reply)
going over to windsor tonight for sushi or pub action
tomorrow i am bayshing. sunday returning from said baysh and entertaining a hopping frog.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:50, Reply)
Don't damage him.

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:00, Reply)

hopping
Albuquerque!
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:09, Reply)
Bot dog!

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:09, Reply)
Working on Saturday & Sunday. I also have some dull financial matters to take care of. I will probably cook a curry.
Life in the fast lane.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:04, Reply)
out for dinner tonight
Downtime tomorrow.

Sanding on Sunday.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:16, Reply)
taking grace to petsathome?

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:23, Reply)
nah going out to that new restaurant by the ouse innit

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:24, Reply)
if i could post pictures
it would be that quentin blake one from "the witches" where the grandmother is having dinner with the little boy after he's turned into a mouse.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:27, Reply)
oh Gill, your childhood was thirty years ago
Time to let go.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:28, Reply)
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
shit clothes for tasteless tatty teenagers - check
shit rebellious metal face for teenagers wanting to defy mum and dad - check
pathetic pet for teenagers who aren't allowed a real pet - check

oh dozer. what happened to your famed irony checker?
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:32, Reply)
you wuv me reely xx

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:36, Reply)
sometimes you're fun
sometimes you're a dullard
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:37, Reply)
'dullard' doesn't mean 'boring person'
Hope this helps.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:41, Reply)
Why do so many people make this mistake?
It's almost common enough for it to become an acceptable alternative.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:43, Reply)
Because a lot of people are genuinely dullards.
See "dull", think "must mean boring".
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:44, Reply)
it's like 'referenda'
Wrong, but some people allow it.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:44, Reply)
it's sweet that you assume i meant you were boring
get a bit more self-confidence, babe
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:43, Reply)

time ton Abbey
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:41, Reply)
woah man, harsh

(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:42, Reply)

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