a property investment expert rory
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 12:49, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Rory's a REIT cunt.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 12:51, Reply)

what, nothing for this?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 12:52, Reply)

we couldn't hear you from the depths of rory's arse

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 12:55, Reply)

Hey everybody! It's the 'cetacean sensation', the walrus of lawyerland, the resident ranga of Kenzers, Miss Rrrrrrrachelswipe!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 12:58, Reply)

hahaha
now you're even using his own words. poor dozer. at least try for some originality, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 13:02, Reply)

using his words?
Pretty sure that's an original Dozerino composition.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 13:03, Reply)

nope
nope it is not. numerous repetitions in there.

go and read a dictionary. then come back to us, mm-kay?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 13:04, Reply)

nope, pretty sure it's my own work

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 13:05, Reply)

Detective Super Nintendo Swipe is on the case again

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 12:52, Reply)

the real mallow is not him
but fucking hell, it sure sounds like him on some of the comments this week.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 12:52, Reply)

it doesn't though

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 12:53, Reply)

well, i don't slavishly pore over his every word whilst wanking myself into a sycophantic frenzy and trying desperately to emulate him, like you do
but yes. yes it does. bragging about property and the use of language and the way he does the ^ ^ with a comment about the poster above. classic pikey.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 12:55, Reply)

^creepy offline stalker

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 12:55, Reply)

she really is, isn't she?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 12:57, Reply)

me? or hamsterbumbumboy?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 12:57, Reply)

dunno, ent that what Rory calls you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 12:58, Reply)

sounds like his sort of charm

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 13:01, Reply)

Why would anyone emulate Rory?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 12:57, Reply)

god knows, ask his sweaty-palmed little acolyte

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 12:57, Reply)

Because he's edgy and cool.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Mar 2014, 12:57, Reply)