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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Day before payday, that's pretty shit.
Alt: The woman in charge of dispatch complaining, she's a 40 a day smoker with about 3 teeth left, yet insists on talking to you from about a foot away, not much fun if you're at your desk, as she'll pin you in.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:12, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Alt: The woman in charge of dispatch complaining, she's a 40 a day smoker with about 3 teeth left, yet insists on talking to you from about a foot away, not much fun if you're at your desk, as she'll pin you in.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:12, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
We had an account manager who had no sense of personal space
You'd frequently be almost a 3rd tit, she'd get that close
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)
You'd frequently be almost a 3rd tit, she'd get that close
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)
No chance
Imagine this woman with no teeth, that's not far off how she looks
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:18, Reply)
Imagine this woman with no teeth, that's not far off how she looks
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:18, Reply)
Changed that before you'd even responded, you terrible nazi fucker.
Morning Al, you alright?
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)
Morning Al, you alright?
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)
It's his age, and your dress size, you two have more in common than you realise!
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:24, Reply)
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:24, Reply)
that's just the semen you left on the chair in bodeans
it's like fucking superglue
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:26, Reply)
it's like fucking superglue
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:26, Reply)
Morning mate
Fancy managing a midlands-based football club with a proud history, fans who won't shut up about the same and a chairman who wants total control over transfer policy?
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:18, Reply)
Fancy managing a midlands-based football club with a proud history, fans who won't shut up about the same and a chairman who wants total control over transfer policy?
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:18, Reply)
I can't tell you how happy I am
that I don't have to utter the words "I support a football club managed by Neil Warnock"
Although he almost certainly would have been more successful than whoever we do get
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)
that I don't have to utter the words "I support a football club managed by Neil Warnock"
Although he almost certainly would have been more successful than whoever we do get
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)
Liverpool are scoring for fun
We aren't at all and Borini can't play but Dossena can
1-0 Sunderland
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:25, Reply)
We aren't at all and Borini can't play but Dossena can
1-0 Sunderland
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:25, Reply)
Shall have to see, really
Don't hate you anymore, but disliked you for a while, when you were almost a bogey team.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:26, Reply)
Don't hate you anymore, but disliked you for a while, when you were almost a bogey team.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:26, Reply)
I actually saw the Sunderland team getting off their coach at a hotel on Friday night
I assume they were so horrified by my face that it put them off their game the next day.
Sorry mate
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:28, Reply)
I assume they were so horrified by my face that it put them off their game the next day.
Sorry mate
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Tbh, the game I'm more concerned about is the Manc derby tonight
If City win, then United lose - Good, but means that City overtake us on points.
If United win, then City lose - Better, but it means that the braying Mancs I work with won't shut the fuck up.
If they draw - Best.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:28, Reply)
If City win, then United lose - Good, but means that City overtake us on points.
If United win, then City lose - Better, but it means that the braying Mancs I work with won't shut the fuck up.
If they draw - Best.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:28, Reply)
I tend to use it as an overall term
People from Manchester - Manc
People that support Manchester United - Manc
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:40, Reply)
People from Manchester - Manc
People that support Manchester United - Manc
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:40, Reply)
But it's a well-documented fact that the two groups are mutually exclusive
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:41, Reply)
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:41, Reply)
True
There's only one guy I work with who is actually from Manchester, and (shock!) he's a City fan.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:44, Reply)
There's only one guy I work with who is actually from Manchester, and (shock!) he's a City fan.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:44, Reply)
A completely proportionate response
I still reckon it's between West Brom and Palace for the third slot
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:25, Reply)
I still reckon it's between West Brom and Palace for the third slot
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:25, Reply)
Fulham have been relegated since about September
Cardiff have been relegated since their chairman decided to play Championship Manager with his toy
Palace over West Brom because they're not even trying to play football, and neither team knows where the goal is
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:31, Reply)
Cardiff have been relegated since their chairman decided to play Championship Manager with his toy
Palace over West Brom because they're not even trying to play football, and neither team knows where the goal is
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:31, Reply)
I thought Derby would be happy with their manager right about now?
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:21, Reply)
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:21, Reply)
SHIT THE FUCK OFF
Go blow a roof. Or a goat.
#bitterasfuck
#nevergettingoverSaturday
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)
Go blow a roof. Or a goat.
#bitterasfuck
#nevergettingoverSaturday
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)
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