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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I had cake at lunchtime.
Actual cake, not internet "cayke". It was a colin the caterpiller cake. I have a feeling I will have another this evening too.

When was the last time you had some cake? Was it good cake? Why did you have cake?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:01, 112 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
A full cake?
I don't really like cake. Im more savoury than sweet.

Cheesecake though.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:03, Reply)
have you had a savoury cheesecake?
FIT.

https://www.edenproject.com/blog/index.php/2011/10/cornish-blue-and-walnut-savoury-cheesecake-recipe/
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:04, Reply)
Hmm... I may have to investigate.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:15, Reply)
Swipe could do with investigating how to post links too

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:16, Reply)
If only it was so easy that you don't actually have to do anything
just type in www.swipeisafuckingidiot.com
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:19, Reply)

Oops! Google Chrome could not find www.swipeisafuckingidiot.com
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:22, Reply)
Try this:
www.jaysumisalsoafuckingidiot.com
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:25, Reply)

www.jaysumshead.com
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:28, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:29, Reply)
No, I had two pieces.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:12, Reply)
not really a cake fan
i had a piece of treacle tart at the weekend, if that counts. it was part of my sunday lunch with some internet weirdos.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:04, Reply)
Yeah, close enough.
Was it good?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:12, Reply)
it was excellent
served with lemon curd, which was tangy enough to stop it being overly sweet
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:25, Reply)
treacle tart is your nickname from Rorers

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:16, Reply)
he's shown himself to be a proper nasty creepy piece of work, that one
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:25, Reply)
Because at first he seemed all fluffy and nice...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:26, Reply)
no, at first he seemed cruel but funny
which is fine.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:28, Reply)
If rory's MO is to annoy people, then you say you find his posts amusing, doesn't it make sense for him to change tack?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:32, Reply)
i don't care what he does, he's just a bit of a twat
but i find it hard to believe that he is even amusing himself anymore, with his constant repetitions and repeats and saying the same thing over and over again. repetitively.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:33, Reply)
So a caterpillar cake left you very hungry?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:04, Reply)
Fuck off Lokesy

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:12, Reply)
no youn fuck off
I had home made brownies yesterday so nyah.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:14, Reply)
Did they have nuts in them?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:14, Reply)
no
just lots of chocolate
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:31, Reply)
I had a really shit, disappointing bit of cake two days ago.
I don't know why people buy shit cakes from supermarkets when baking a cake is one of the easiest things to do.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:14, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1gfZwejPv8
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:17, Reply)
I had a cookie, it was nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:17, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:22, Reply)
I made apple crumble last night. It's not a cake.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:23, Reply)
I don't know.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:23, Reply)
Poor frog
a man with such little brain he thinks boffing swipe is a good idea.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:25, Reply)
in his defence
when did he ever say that?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:26, Reply)
He does nothing but complain about it, to be fair

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:27, Reply)
It isn't fair at all, to be fair.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:29, Reply)
Think, man, think.
The internet needs to know.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:25, Reply)
he had a brownie at the sunday lunch
and his amazing girlfriend treated him to a jar of the hilton luxury chocolate chip and walnut cookies, which he got as a present on the train home.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:27, Reply)
You ate them and then shat them on his chest in a packed train carriage?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:28, Reply)
i wanted to
but we were the only people there. all the other cunts had gone pov class.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:30, Reply)
Plus you were asleep with your mouth open.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:30, Reply)
it was an invitation to treat
the ticket man took me up on it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:33, Reply)
The 'columbian glaze' wasn't what i hoped for.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:30, Reply)
One young kiddie on Cake cried all the water out of his body. Just imagine how his mother felt. It's a fucking disgrace.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:26, Reply)
Nice sig

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:27, Reply)
It made me laugh
thanks for the inspiration
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:30, Reply)
Some bloke at AMEX emailed my woman to say he'd be delighted to "come".
It's all over ;_;
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:28, Reply)
...the bedroom carpet?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:31, Reply)
I dont blame you
what sort of fucking idiot has an AMEX card
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:31, Reply)
I know! Silly prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:37, Reply)
Someone from teh 1980s who thinks it is still "cool" and "edgy"

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:37, Reply)
+ and wants to be refused in smaller shops due to AMEX charging a higher pecentage of the transaction rate
(this may not still be true)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:40, Reply)
A bout half an hour ago. It was a company thing to celebrate a thing.
They came 'round with little cupcakes for everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:31, Reply)
i had a cake pop a couple of weeks ago
because someone at work made it and gave me it. It was delicious even if it wasn't interesting.

I have my lucky boots on today, I'm still waiting for the awesome thing that should happen when I wear them
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:38, Reply)
Needs more blue suit.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:39, Reply)
i don't know why you say this
is it funny or a reference to something?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:40, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:59, Reply)
Is it a music thing

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 16:12, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 16:23, Reply)
Look fuckface I aint playing 20 fucking questions
I will fucking stripe you like a goodun if you don't cough up
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 16:26, Reply)
Someone left my cake out in the rain.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:47, Reply)
I hope you kept the recipe.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:47, Reply)
I'm glad you got in first.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:50, Reply)
Me too, I've still got it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:52, Reply)
Finish the course of antibiotics and that should clear up

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 16:00, Reply)
you'll never have
that recipe again
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:48, Reply)
Its ok I am sure you have the recipe somewhere
edit: oh motherfucking cock it
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:48, Reply)
i felt bad being second
but you being so slow makes me feel better
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:49, Reply)
What a fucking spazhands, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:50, Reply)
I arent ganna Rgyou

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:51, Reply)
Worst Blue Pearl cover ever

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:52, Reply)
How much for the fish?
How much for the chips?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 16:23, Reply)
I had some brownies made with raisins that'd be soaked in rum at the weekend
Needed more rum. Over ice, in a glass on the side.

I'm not much for cakes or desserts in general. When I go out to eat I'd rather have two starters than a dessert.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 16:06, Reply)
I know this thread is dead but....
If you let a caterpillar go stale, will it turn in to a butterfly cake?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 19:23, Reply)

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