Grinning like a mong
went for coffee on an internet date, 7 hours later we part with proper kisses and all. I am happy.

What was your best first date?
alt: worst first date?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 23:28, 21 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I like the 8th January

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 23:53, Reply)

Seven hours and you didn't even get a finger up?

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 11:18, Reply)

I am a proper gentleman

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 11:18, Reply)

I have to take some trousers back today.
I don't know how this works. Never taken anything back before. Imma get the girlfriend to do it for me.
( Kroney, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)

Oh and a girl used me as a stripper pole while "dancing" once
That was probably my worst first date
( Kroney, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 11:20, Reply)

something something empowering something

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 11:47, Reply)

Did you use tounges?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)

Most coffee shops have sugar in sachets, rather than cubes these days

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 12:15, Reply)

there was no coffee
we went straight for the wine :)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 12:27, Reply)

thats lovely.
Ive not been to sleep yet and have come to the conclusion that Im a bit past the clubbing phase. I have the joys of a coach journey to look forward too also. Bah.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 12:09, Reply)

best dates become memories marred by
the eventual horribleness later on. Unless you're lucky I guess. So, um, enjoy it while you can

alt: In the last 6 months I have had two dates, both of which were quite dull and one I spent wishing I could have been there on my own reading my book. To be fair it was a REALLY good book
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 12:33, Reply)

Oh, I sound mean.
Actually I hope it goes brilliantly and ends in rainbows and fwuffy kittums. I'm just a grumpy cynic these days
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 12:34, Reply)

I once headbutted a girl in the face on a date.
Got a second date though so that's nice.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 30 Mar 2014, 13:23, Reply)

Did you punch her in the tits on the second date?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 13:31, Reply)

No I was really nice and charming and she got really drunk and then we never spoke again.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 30 Mar 2014, 13:53, Reply)

There's an important difference
Between 'courting' and 'in court'.
(BeatsWork, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 13:40, Reply)

It was an accident.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 30 Mar 2014, 13:53, Reply)

'Your honour'!

:)
(BeatsWork, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 13:59, Reply)

shut up 'BeatsWork'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 14:11, Reply)

When I met the now Mrs Vagabond, we were at a party.
She was rolling a joint, and I said smoothly "Do you want a hand with that?"

She looked at me, laughed and said okay, and handed me the tin.

I'm shit at rolling joints. I can roll with king skins, but three skins I'm shit at. This had to be a three skin.

10 minutes later I handed it back to her saying "Er ... can you sort this out? I've ballsed it up."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 15:07, Reply)

three?
Two or GTFO.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 15:11, Reply)