Woo! Got a message from my date of Saturday
Boo! She's not back till end of April.
But Woo! She does want to meet again.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:27, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

:)))
soooooo, what do you do in the interim?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:28, Reply)

Wank like a chimp on coke?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:30, Reply)

It's Lighty. So masturbation obvs.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:31, Reply)

I'm sensing a meme here

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:32, Reply)

Well, I reckon I might keep hitting OKCupid for practice dates
Is that unethical?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:31, Reply)

It depends if you tell them you have a saltwater pool or not

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:33, Reply)

it depends
on the one hand, you don't want to miss out on other opportunities, as you don't know what will happen. on the other, she'll see that you've been back on the site.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:34, Reply)

Ah, but I'm talking to her via okcupid messages
so your other hand has just been cut off faster than a Saudi shoplifters.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:36, Reply)

i don't know how these sites work
so it won't distinguish between logging in for messages and logging in for searching tit sizes?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:38, Reply)

'i don't know how these sites work'
Of course you don't. You use B3ta for that.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:42, Reply)

*Bugger*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:43, Reply)

says the walking sperm donor

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:44, Reply)

^ says a fat ginger mess that sperm swim away from as soon as they see what they're heading towards

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:51, Reply)

at least you're not bitter

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:54, Reply)

Sure you don't

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:43, Reply)

i've tried it, no problem with that
personally i got bored with it v quickly, it's like a second job dealing with emails from randoms. but i don't get how the sites work in terms of showing when you're in/out etc.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:46, Reply)

You have a major problem though Swipe, you're looking for someone on the same social scale as you
but you want them to have a sense of humour
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:50, Reply)

i just got bored with emails from randoms
most of them were pretty boring
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:53, Reply)

Is this about that gaz I sent you?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:54, Reply)

the worst ones were the ones i got when some dimwit in america with a very similar email address signed me up for
black over 50's dating in new york. i started getting all these messages from "blackprince49" and other such delights. she must have been gutted at the lack of response.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:55, Reply)

haha, I bet that made your week

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:57, Reply)

she must be some kind of teacher/lecturer, because sometimes i get all her students' essays as well
i ent best placed to mark essays about black feminists. not my area.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:58, Reply)

improvise and demand corn bread for higher grades that will get her back

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:00, Reply)

the other one who gives my email address out is some dumbass blonde in wisconsin
i get all the tedious crap of her life - online receipts, invites for her kids to go to parties, yoga lesson dates... ack.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:03, Reply)

Sign her up for black over 50's dating in new york, I'm sure her husband would approve

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:11, Reply)

No, she might see I'm onlne if she's on at the same time, that's it.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:43, Reply)

then yeah, i think it's fine to carry on seeing other people
with the best will in the world, anything can happen in a month
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:44, Reply)

I think this news deserves its very own thread
you can ask for all the help and advice from /ot

Seeing as this site has such a good track record you will be in good hands
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:30, Reply)

Says the coon who cheated on his wife & lost his job as a result.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:31, Reply)

Just where did this black thing get started from?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:32, Reply)

I was just wondering that

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:33, Reply)

Your premature blindness and hairy palms may have something to do with you missing it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:42, Reply)

Africa

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:34, Reply)

Quite few here seem to have good personal lives. Or just lie well.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:33, Reply)

Naah
a) the relationship track record on here isn't v good
b) too lazy
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:34, Reply)

^ Wanker ^


teehee
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:39, Reply)

You mean she's got a lot of miles on the clock.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:40, Reply)

typo
her=here
Unfortunate typo I'll admit.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:44, Reply)

Has 'she' gone back to Thailand to have 'her' adams apple reduced?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:41, Reply)

DM, HA

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:45, Reply)