OK let me try to explain the zing to you Nakers.
1. Promiscuous ladies are said to have a capacious clunge
2. There is an old joke which is based on the comedic premise that a man wishing to initiate coitus with such a woman would need to strap a plank to his feet to avoid permanently disappearing up said clunge
3. Frog has, so it is claimed, big feet.
4. This suggests that he would not need a plank, should he wish to engage it coitus with such a woman.
5. Frog is in a relationship with Swipe.
6. I'm suggesting the Swipe has an enormous vadge.
6. FFS Nakers.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:54, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I have never heard that joke
and it's shit, like you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:55, Reply)

It ent that good when popular funny people tell it either

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:56, Reply)

I didn't say that either I, or the joke, was funny.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:59, Reply)

You don't need to

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:59, Reply)

Not as shit as your ability to understand simple concepts Nakers old fruit

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:57, Reply)

but i'm not promiscuous and YM said i had a clunge like a tiny velvet vice

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:59, Reply)

Are you making a joke about my dead mum Swipey? Well, I expected better from you. :'((((((((

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:05, Reply)

oh sorry
it must have been your wife then...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:42, Reply)