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So at work I use a window's machine
And i've already installed malware by googling 'firefox' and downloading the first result... whoops.
Are you evangelical about anything?
Alt: What are you looking forward to this year, as in, films/tech/events/music/whatever; not personal stuff.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:09, 135 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
And i've already installed malware by googling 'firefox' and downloading the first result... whoops.
Are you evangelical about anything?
Alt: What are you looking forward to this year, as in, films/tech/events/music/whatever; not personal stuff.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:09, 135 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Dunno about evangelibollocks
But I really fucking hate having to wait to cross the road. I mean I really fucking hate it. Just this morning I was stood swearing at traffic like Nick Griffin in Marrakech.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:18, Reply)
But I really fucking hate having to wait to cross the road. I mean I really fucking hate it. Just this morning I was stood swearing at traffic like Nick Griffin in Marrakech.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:18, Reply)
"Why did the quender cross the road?"
"Because it was either that or kill every last cunt in the world LOL"
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:27, Reply)
"Because it was either that or kill every last cunt in the world LOL"
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:27, Reply)
I've got this things near me where if you push a button,
And wait a reasonably short amount of time, you get Shepherded across by a tuneful beeping while all traffic is held stationary as if by magic. It's quite something.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:28, Reply)
And wait a reasonably short amount of time, you get Shepherded across by a tuneful beeping while all traffic is held stationary as if by magic. It's quite something.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:28, Reply)
The mistake you've made here
is in using the word "wait". Have a look at my original post and see if you can spot your error. Go on, I'll wait
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:31, Reply)
is in using the word "wait". Have a look at my original post and see if you can spot your error. Go on, I'll wait
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:31, Reply)
You're a silly bastard gonz.
Alt: not really, I'll probably pick up a PS4 when the prices start getting reasonable, otherwise no. I'm looking forward to lots of personal stuff and have no wild interest in tech stuff so much anymore.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:21, Reply)
Alt: not really, I'll probably pick up a PS4 when the prices start getting reasonable, otherwise no. I'm looking forward to lots of personal stuff and have no wild interest in tech stuff so much anymore.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:21, Reply)
That does look good,
Games are the only thing I keep an eye on really.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:30, Reply)
Games are the only thing I keep an eye on really.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:30, Reply)
Monument Valley on iOS is pretty good, completed it in a few hours, but was really pretty.
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I am only evangelical about Jesus.
Alt: I'm looking forward to Jesus returning, and also getting a Bible in e-book format.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:24, Reply)
Alt: I'm looking forward to Jesus returning, and also getting a Bible in e-book format.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:24, Reply)
I have no strongly held or forcibly expressed opinions about anything.
I am looking forward to getting my cat in a couple of weeks.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:24, Reply)
I am looking forward to getting my cat in a couple of weeks.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:24, Reply)
I'll see what the RSPCA
The cat's 15, she hopefully will have no interest in anything but sleeping.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:28, Reply)
The cat's 15, she hopefully will have no interest in anything but sleeping.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:28, Reply)
he's the one deliberately taking on an incontinent animal (it probably has nice feet)
ask him
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:05, Reply)
ask him
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:05, Reply)
This is absolute bollocks
You have very strongly held views on you being more right about music than anyone else, in the face of all human knowledge
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:28, Reply)
You have very strongly held views on you being more right about music than anyone else, in the face of all human knowledge
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:28, Reply)
it really was
Maybe your head meds are affecting your cognitive functions.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:59, Reply)
Maybe your head meds are affecting your cognitive functions.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:59, Reply)
No, they definitely are, believe me
But despite this I still think it's sliiiiiiiiiiightly more likely that you're lying to save face
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:04, Reply)
But despite this I still think it's sliiiiiiiiiiightly more likely that you're lying to save face
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:04, Reply)
I'm trying to see the world through his eyes
It's absolutely terrifying, although not having to wear glasses that could kill an ant at 50 paces on a sunny day is a refreshing change
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:09, Reply)
It's absolutely terrifying, although not having to wear glasses that could kill an ant at 50 paces on a sunny day is a refreshing change
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:09, Reply)
We both know that's not true
I'm the only person on here with more character flaws than you and therefore the easiest target you have
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:24, Reply)
I'm the only person on here with more character flaws than you and therefore the easiest target you have
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:24, Reply)
bollocks, everyone here is a tragic and hopeless autist with rebarbative personality disorders
You're just the only one wot reckons blue eye makeup is a good look for a middle aged man.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:29, Reply)
You're just the only one wot reckons blue eye makeup is a good look for a middle aged man.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:29, Reply)
Carla Bozulich
Alt: I am looking forward to the release of [tangledupinblue's band]'s second album.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Alt: I am looking forward to the release of [tangledupinblue's band]'s second album.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Well, y'know, you could also approach one of us at a gig to buy one
But we'd probably have to do some gigs for that to work
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:33, Reply)
But we'd probably have to do some gigs for that to work
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:33, Reply)
Well, I'll stick to looking in my local paper for a coupon for one.
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( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:40, Reply)
I don't know if we cover all the local papers in Oxford
Do you get the Witney Gazette?
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:43, Reply)
Do you get the Witney Gazette?
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:43, Reply)
Good band names there
"...founder of both The Geraldine Fibbers and Evangelista and as a founding member of Ethyl Meatplow and Scarnella"
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:38, Reply)
"...founder of both The Geraldine Fibbers and Evangelista and as a founding member of Ethyl Meatplow and Scarnella"
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:38, Reply)
Christ our lord and saviour.
Alt. The reboot of Terminator and the remake of Shawshank Redemption
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:36, Reply)
Alt. The reboot of Terminator and the remake of Shawshank Redemption
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:36, Reply)
I'm evangelical about Yellow Tail Merlot
it's £5.50 in Sainsbury's at the moment and it's easily the nicest £5ish wine I've ever had.
Alt: I'm looking forward to buying more bottles of it while it's cheap.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:36, Reply)
it's £5.50 in Sainsbury's at the moment and it's easily the nicest £5ish wine I've ever had.
Alt: I'm looking forward to buying more bottles of it while it's cheap.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:36, Reply)
They keep putting their Shiraz on special offer
it's nice but it ain't all that.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:38, Reply)
it's nice but it ain't all that.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:38, Reply)
i am evangelical about using straws for fizzy or fruit drinks and cleaning my teeth after sweets/chocolate
it's why i abuse my teeth regularly, but still have a filling-free mouth of shiny white straightness.
also various types of make-up, but will not bore you with that. unless anyone starts up car/whisky/music-chat, in which case i shall unleash the beast.
alt: nothing in particular. but i hear they are making "mrs doubtfire 2". still hoping that's an april fool.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:50, Reply)
it's why i abuse my teeth regularly, but still have a filling-free mouth of shiny white straightness.
also various types of make-up, but will not bore you with that. unless anyone starts up car/whisky/music-chat, in which case i shall unleash the beast.
alt: nothing in particular. but i hear they are making "mrs doubtfire 2". still hoping that's an april fool.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:50, Reply)
Oh man, I heard about Doubtfire 2 too, I hope its as good as what I think Independance Day 2 could be.
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I thought you'd be a whizz at avoiding viruses now.
Alt. No, I don't believe in the crazy sky Gods.
altalt. X Men DOFP, mainly.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:58, Reply)
Alt. No, I don't believe in the crazy sky Gods.
altalt. X Men DOFP, mainly.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:58, Reply)
I've been using macs too long, they just work and nobody tries to trick you.
X mens looks wicked, gonna imax that one.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:02, Reply)
X mens looks wicked, gonna imax that one.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:02, Reply)
Definitely.
Also kinda looking forward to this Spiderman even though it will be all the sads with the Gwen Stacey storyline.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:05, Reply)
Also kinda looking forward to this Spiderman even though it will be all the sads with the Gwen Stacey storyline.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:05, Reply)
I saw it on Friday, it was pretty good, there were a few bits that dragged but in general it was good fun.
They take Bullet Time to a whole new place.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:10, Reply)
They take Bullet Time to a whole new place.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:10, Reply)
When blow my nose my ear squeeks really loudly
I assume it's the same sound as when dozer inserts grace
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:59, Reply)
I assume it's the same sound as when dozer inserts grace
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:59, Reply)
normally that goes away, but i had a cold last year where it just wasn't shifting, and i was really muffled and deaf in that ear
it was so annoying that i googled it, panicked that it would never be ok again, paid a private GP to look at it that afternoon, only to be told DON'T GOOGLE IT and STOP POPPING IT.
about 3 days later i was on the phone to a client and it popped naturally with the most almighty POP. fucking blissful.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:14, Reply)
it was so annoying that i googled it, panicked that it would never be ok again, paid a private GP to look at it that afternoon, only to be told DON'T GOOGLE IT and STOP POPPING IT.
about 3 days later i was on the phone to a client and it popped naturally with the most almighty POP. fucking blissful.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:14, Reply)
Mine dont work properly so I'm always having to pop them back again
Makes air travel fun
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)
Makes air travel fun
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)
god, you've been back 2 minutes, and you're back on YM already.....
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:29, Reply)
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i hope your eustachian tubes stop working and your ear drums explode
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I'd like it if people stopped wandering down the shops in pyjamas, lazy pikey bastards..
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:59, Reply)
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Blame the Scouse. They made it "cool".
Curlers, the lot over that way.
The dirty bastards.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:00, Reply)
Curlers, the lot over that way.
The dirty bastards.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:00, Reply)
It's a bit skanky innit Jase.
I don't want to see the great unwashed stagger about in piss stained chequered trousers
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:03, Reply)
I don't want to see the great unwashed stagger about in piss stained chequered trousers
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:03, Reply)
Some cunt went to the shop three doors down in a bright lime green dressing gown atop a tracksuit.
No need for the gown at all.
I always get dressed and mines just across the road.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:04, Reply)
No need for the gown at all.
I always get dressed and mines just across the road.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:04, Reply)
I love how you say this like you're proud of your getting dressed achievement
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:11, Reply)
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^too lazy to go down the shops herself in the first place let alone contemplating getting dressed^
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)
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you need to tell me how much first! otherwise wasted effort!
YER!
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:21, Reply)
YER!
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:21, Reply)
No. I am always dressed appropriately when I leave my door.
Which is always.
Cos Im dead popular and that.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:26, Reply)
Which is always.
Cos Im dead popular and that.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:26, Reply)
I honestly don't see why they still bang on about 'the hillsborough 96'.
It was like 25 years ago, has _nothing_ gone on in their lives since then?
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:17, Reply)
It was like 25 years ago, has _nothing_ gone on in their lives since then?
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:17, Reply)
There was the whole Bigley beheading, but I think they're over that
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Alt: Damo Suzuki is playing round here the weekend after next
That promises to be a fantastic gig
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:18, Reply)
That promises to be a fantastic gig
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:18, Reply)
I went to an Adobe 'conference' a few years ago, where the demonstrators were referred to as "evangelists".
I didn't know whether or not to find it preposterous, as I'm pretty sure that's what they were after.
Alt: my holiday to Berlin and Krakow.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:51, Reply)
I didn't know whether or not to find it preposterous, as I'm pretty sure that's what they were after.
Alt: my holiday to Berlin and Krakow.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:51, Reply)
You have to do this:
#WouldsomeoneotherthanJasonDozerorSwipepleasestartanewthread
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:07, Reply)
#WouldsomeoneotherthanJasonDozerorSwipepleasestartanewthread
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:07, Reply)
is it ok for me to do an 'alright' thread?
Only battered isn't here to ask, I understand he run ting on this corner of the internet.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:09, Reply)
Only battered isn't here to ask, I understand he run ting on this corner of the internet.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:09, Reply)
DUN ONE but if you prefer do an alright one and I'll delete mine xx
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:12, Reply)
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