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Yesterday I was shocked to discover that squirrels don't eat turkish delight, even if you have purchased it from a small woman in a headscarf that looks like a puppet. What have you learnt recently?
Alt: Lunch
Altalt: #chivealive2014 #hashtagsummink
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:12, 159 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Yesterday I was shocked to discover that squirrels don't eat turkish delight, even if you have purchased it from a small woman in a headscarf that looks like a puppet. What have you learnt recently?
Alt: Lunch
Altalt: #chivealive2014 #hashtagsummink
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:12, 159 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
you're like sherlock, with people's names flashing up around you as you try to work out the mystery of the smelly sock
you have all his social inadequacies and weirdness, but sadly lack his flashing blue eyes and razor cheekbones
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you have all his social inadequacies and weirdness, but sadly lack his flashing blue eyes and razor cheekbones
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:15, Reply)
it's bloody lovely
waitrose do a really nice wooden box with rose, lemon, hazelnut and pistacchio flavours. my colleague was so obsessed with my box of it that there was a trail of icing sugar from my office to his.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:19, Reply)
waitrose do a really nice wooden box with rose, lemon, hazelnut and pistacchio flavours. my colleague was so obsessed with my box of it that there was a trail of icing sugar from my office to his.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:19, Reply)
I have learned that I have slightly more in common with squirrels than I previously thought.
Alt: Yer
Altalt: #timstilton
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:17, Reply)
Alt: Yer
Altalt: #timstilton
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:17, Reply)
Yer - it annoys me that seagulls can tell the difference between cigarette butts and chips.
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Want some mega lolz
A menu for this new awesome takeaway dropped through my door this weekend www.europetakeaway.com/menu.html
I'll have the beaked chicken
Hahahaha forrins are shit at english lolz.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:35, Reply)
A menu for this new awesome takeaway dropped through my door this weekend www.europetakeaway.com/menu.html
I'll have the beaked chicken
Hahahaha forrins are shit at english lolz.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:35, Reply)
Good product that. I was marketing director of 'glass container' in 2007/8.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:57, Reply)
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I was marketing director for Europe Takeaway in 2014
I didn't last long
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:58, Reply)
I didn't last long
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I like how they specify that the chicken is cooked. I was about to order the raw chicken
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I learned that people have about as much inkling about politics as I do ie; not much
looking at the comments for the UKIP posters. Which are also a load of shit. Still looks like they may get in next time.
Alt. Gorge slow cooked beef curry I made yesterday. It's a spice mis mash and no mistake.
altalt. #AintNoFollowbackGurl
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:45, Reply)
looking at the comments for the UKIP posters. Which are also a load of shit. Still looks like they may get in next time.
Alt. Gorge slow cooked beef curry I made yesterday. It's a spice mis mash and no mistake.
altalt. #AintNoFollowbackGurl
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:45, Reply)
In what way does it look like they may get in next time?
Or are you trying to prove that you don't know much?
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:50, Reply)
Or are you trying to prove that you don't know much?
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:50, Reply)
I can wait
It should be something good like "yeah well at least I'm not in a shit band lol!"
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:58, Reply)
It should be something good like "yeah well at least I'm not in a shit band lol!"
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:58, Reply)
Just from "the word on the street"
When given the choice of Labour, Tory or UKIP.
Well, we're fucked either way, yah.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:07, Reply)
When given the choice of Labour, Tory or UKIP.
Well, we're fucked either way, yah.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:07, Reply)
They stand up for those who suffer as a result of black people's music
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Thanks to the Daily Heil, we may finally get some answers on here
www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2610201/Do-YOU-signs-autism-Take-test-youre-one-rising-number-condition.html
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www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2610201/Do-YOU-signs-autism-Take-test-youre-one-rising-number-condition.html
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I'm not taking part in a test that doesn't acknowledge where I live
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Sardonic mockery is the best of all mockery.
Is there any other type?
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:24, Reply)
Is there any other type?
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:24, Reply)
I grew up in Iver mate in Buckinghamshire, Slough is in berks, hth xx
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i had dinner with my friend in iver the other night
he's escaping uxbridge for bath, i guess that's an upgrade
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:44, Reply)
he's escaping uxbridge for bath, i guess that's an upgrade
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:44, Reply)
The only boundary between Slough and Windsor now is the M4.
Her Maj don't give a fuck about the SL postcode, though. Not like the rest of those social climbers.
#gawdbless'er
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 15:01, Reply)
Her Maj don't give a fuck about the SL postcode, though. Not like the rest of those social climbers.
#gawdbless'er
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 15:01, Reply)
You know in sandwich shops where they have their pre-mixed sandwich filling.
As in, they do it every morning or whatever, stuff like Corronation chicken and all that.
Is that stuff EVER nice?
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:33, Reply)
As in, they do it every morning or whatever, stuff like Corronation chicken and all that.
Is that stuff EVER nice?
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:33, Reply)
there's a couple near me that are ok
but i would only have coleslaw or egg mayo or cheese and onion, and it's pretty hard to fuck those up
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:42, Reply)
but i would only have coleslaw or egg mayo or cheese and onion, and it's pretty hard to fuck those up
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:42, Reply)
Lunch was salt cod fritters, pork belly and bean cassoulet, iberico meat platter, ham croquettes, asparagus, figs with manchgo honey and Parma ham, pork skewers and some other bits
Plus Pinot noir
I win
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:33, Reply)
Plus Pinot noir
I win
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:33, Reply)
Usually it's
"ribs you can play xylophone on and a permanent smell of stale cabbage"
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:39, Reply)
"ribs you can play xylophone on and a permanent smell of stale cabbage"
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:39, Reply)
Recognising you have a problem is the first step to a cure.
Now get some bacon down you.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:54, Reply)
Now get some bacon down you.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:54, Reply)
Society.
At least, every society outside the apologistic UK and US.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:56, Reply)
At least, every society outside the apologistic UK and US.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:56, Reply)
I wanted eel and pork belly yesterday but had to eat Iranian smelly food instead :(((((
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A smoked eel sandwich at the blue print cafe was one of the best things I've ever eaten
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Do you even read? It's like two posts up mrs 'almost photographic memory'
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I'm busy saving the pandas, tigers, blacks and olds. I can't do everything.
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If cancer joy had owened a leopard, this is what it would now look like
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We would like to congratulate our latest winner, SP !
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-27114395
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www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-27114395
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Did you add your friends?
www.facebook.com/pages/ADD-YOUR-FRIENDS-TO-WIN-A-LEOPARD/225894697091?fref=nf
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www.facebook.com/pages/ADD-YOUR-FRIENDS-TO-WIN-A-LEOPARD/225894697091?fref=nf
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No thank you Jason, If I want remnants of spunk on my new jacket I'll ask Swipe to wipe her face on it.
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