School dinners or packed lunch?
Yes. It's lunchtime.

Alt; News from your part of the world.

Edit: Free dinners in you were a povvo.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:40, 89 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

packed chives
Alt: I'm gonna go and water my chives
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:40, Reply)

Giant waterslide news.
www.bristolpost.co.uk/Applications-ride-Park-Street-water-slide-hit-100/story-20978168-detail/story.html
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:42, Reply)

I did school dinners for a while but my kids have packed lunches as they are awkward eaters
Lunch for me is carrots/celery and jellypeno hoummmmmmmmous

Alt:
www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/repairs-needed-whitley-bays-spanish-6981155
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:44, Reply)

roniclel
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:48, Reply)

ha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:49, Reply)

it's a click from me!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:50, Reply)

nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:59, Reply)

That still looks well cheap.
Have they opened up the park bit again? Give Blackpool pleasure beach no competition.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:49, Reply)

No, they are still sorting the dome out

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:00, Reply)

*polishes*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:11, Reply)

packed lunch
Leeds is quite sunny.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:44, Reply)

I have no lunch because I was late and forgot my lovely sandwiches, and Tesco is shut for a refit and I can't be bothered going further afield

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:47, Reply)

Get a train-time burger king.
It'll be like payday cans for the busy commuter.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:48, Reply)

No way you big spastic! Not two days in a row! You're a mentalist!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:49, Reply)

DO IT.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:49, Reply)

OH ALRIGHT THEN!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:50, Reply)

King of the day!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:51, Reply)

What is it on Wednesdays?
Hopefully not the poor quality 'double rodeo'
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:51, Reply)

Not sure. Probably Corrie or EastEnders.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:52, Reply)

WHOPPER

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:54, Reply)

No, he's telling the truth

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:01, Reply)

We know you're fat jasom

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:02, Reply)

slags, the lot o yer

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:11, Reply)

Get something with that shit bacon in, save it and smear it all over Swipes lips as she sleeps.

( Peej, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:45, Reply)

Spinach & ricotta cannelloni.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:47, Reply)

I've heard it's quite easy to make yer.
Surprisingly easy, in fact.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:48, Reply)

I had a bit of both, depending what was on offer.
alt. www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/wythenshawe-hospital-patient-finds-fingernail-7022123
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:47, Reply)

oh, and today I have thai tomato chicken with noodles.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:48, Reply)

I've recently discovered a thai canteen type place near me. The food is bloody good.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:51, Reply)

You can get thes little jars of Thai base in Sainsburies I throw it into coconut curries, stews, the lot.
Mix it with some chicken, prawns, veg and tomato chilli puree and have it with noodles. Quick and painless.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:56, Reply)

I was about to stomp your thread thinking you were popular poster "A Vagabond"

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:51, Reply)

he's marginally funnier.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:52, Reply)

Packed lunch.
Alt: Nigel Farage/German wife lols
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:54, Reply)

I'm voting UKIP next month.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:55, Reply)

Do it properly and vote EDL, you hipster.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:56, Reply)

The British Freedom Party are a bit left wing for my tastes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:59, Reply)

I blame the Scotch.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:59, Reply)

I blame the pakis m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:01, Reply)

Alright The Disappointed

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:03, Reply)

alright 'Tim'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:04, Reply)

I was looking at their policies today and some of them will fuck our country up proper.
We shouldn't distance ourselves that much from the EU.
I really want to vote this time so I can justify rants about it but with all parties there are pros and cons.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:57, Reply)

Not my party there aren't.
My policy is "Vote for me or be shot".
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:59, Reply)

Good luck with that!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:00, Reply)

I shall be voting labour.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:00, Reply)

VOTE CHIVE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:01, Reply)

Champagne socialist ^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:03, Reply)

Amstocialist

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:04, Reply)

it's a click from me!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:04, Reply)

^ bent spastic

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:04, Reply)

At least I ma true to myself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:05, Reply)

They've been quiet.
I tried to look up their policies and they aren't very well distributed
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:12, Reply)

and they aren't very well distributed but i didn't underatand the long words so googled pictures of horse cocks instead
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:13, Reply)

ilovehorsecocks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:24, Reply)

to each, his won.
No, I was on the actual Labour website too.
Bupkes
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:29, Reply)

School dinners were for pricks
Alt: We're still speculating on the highly unlikely theory that a middle-eastern dragon fantasist was born here: www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/st-george-come-coventry-what-7017800
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:58, Reply)

It varied, mainly packed lunch though
Alt: Alleged rapey Vicar
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:04, Reply)

Whoop! I have managed to change my password so can get emails again
IT wizz right here
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:04, Reply)

How long have you been without emails?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:07, Reply)

Well i didn't notice for a while, but an hour or so

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:08, Reply)

2013

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:24, Reply)

This was more the sort of answer I was hoping for

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:27, Reply)

fuckin cleaner is in the kitchen so I can't make my lunch

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:11, Reply)

Do you make a mess?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:13, Reply)

no but she's in the way

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:13, Reply)

Are you at home or in work?
Just fucking shift her
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:23, Reply)

i a
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:24, Reply)

at home, so shifting her is counter productive

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:26, Reply)

It wouldn't be awkward if you were at work

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:27, Reply)

Not to you getting something to eat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:28, Reply)

she's gone now
CURRY OCLOCK
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:29, Reply)

Lunch with Sporty, eh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:31, Reply)

i wish

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:33, Reply)

You damn right

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:34, Reply)

have you quit your job yet?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:39, Reply)

I decided to go on holiday instead
Still looking into changing jobs
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:54, Reply)

Maybe if you trained your wife/lover/YM right, there wouldn't be this problem.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:30, Reply)

she's busy with the kids innit#

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:33, Reply)

SICK!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:35, Reply)

I tok packed lunch so I didn't have to stay indoors eating school dinners with the povvos and pricks
However there was a takeaway hatch in the playground. The free school dinner povvos were given 5 tickets about the size of a raffle ticket to fill in each day in exchange for £1.10 worth of food in the canteen. Chips were 55p a bag so you could get two bags of lovely chips a day for your dinner. Me and Jimmy nicked a book of 500 tickets from reception and had a bag of chips each every for two years. We never got caught but we were stupid and used the same povvo kids name every single day we used a ticket.
( Peej, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:43, Reply)