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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So, get this right, there are loads of single grannies and shit who are gonna die this week with no family.So I was wondering, it makes no difference to them, so what someone could do, right, is marry them on their deathbed (the priest will already be there reading their last rights), and score yourself £2k. I reckon you could probably make this a weekly thing. Maybe more if you worked in an old crone's home.
www.gov.uk/bereavement-payment/overview
BOOM, one up on the system.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:02,
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it only applies within certain ages and there's a time limit for applyingi claimed it for my dad when my mum died, because she'd been paying NI and tax all her life, but never got a pension. i knew about it from work, but not one person told us about it throughout all the bureaucracy of dealing with registering a death and burying someone. and when i went to get the forms from the jobcentre, nobody knew where they were.
we gave it to a stroke charity, which was why i'd claimed it, but it's annoying that lots of people would really need that money and wouldn't know/be helped to get it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:06,
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I can't believe you would milk the system just for a little stroke.THATS WHAT BLAH SAID
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:13,
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AND HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK WEDDINGS/FUNERALS COST?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:08,
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It's more the celebrations that cost innit?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:12,
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You watch, all those millions of benefits cheats that're all living in mansions and single-handedly causing economic crashes will be all over this little loop-hole. Tidy little profit, that.
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Kroney, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:12,
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It's a win-win.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:15,
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Tried it a couple of times, them old hags keep turning me down.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:17,
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They should burn dead old people to warm up alive old people(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:20,
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would spend half your time cleaning the fat-spatter out of the wood-burner, though(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:23, Reply)
Excellent idea Gonz. Perhaps you would have time to get a leg-over before they popped their clogs.(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:53, Reply)
I can't justify spending that sort of money on myself all the while I'm spending so much on other things(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:02,
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you could buy some more Green Flash, perhaps even splash out on a pair of Toms!(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:05, Reply)
Im wearing my green trainers today, I look fly(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:06,
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:30,
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