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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This is 29 Acacia Road. and this is Eric, the schoolboy who leads an exciting double life. For when Eric eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs.
Eric is Bananaman!
Ever alert for the call to action!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:38,
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stick your banana up your jap's eye and shit out a palm tree you fucking prick(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:44, Reply)
alright yer you are vacuous and thick and your life is riddled with stereotypes, you also have ridiculously knee jerk views on whatever is trending on twitter or plastered all over the red tops and your threads would be better suited to /calendar innit m8(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:48, Reply)
I always quite liked Bananamanthough he was no Inspector Gadget
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:49,
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I enjoyed Superted more. Bananaman was a one trick pony.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:51,
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where is al today??metro.co.uk/2014/04/25/we-dont-use-condoms-mother-of-nine-on-benefits-feels-no-guilt-for-being-pregnant-with-twins-4708647/
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:52,
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this should have more comedy gold commentswww.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2612773/Mother-nine-claims-38-000-benefits-receive-1-400-falling-pregnant-TWINS-says-doesnt-feel-guilty.html
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:53,
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I think she's doing a great job and should get all the support she needs.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:31,
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Technically I live in the Cayman Islands(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:46,
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You want to come and visit me?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:59,
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Shes working and raising what look like fairly healthy kidsFuck it, drop in the fucking ocean, they're not committing fraud. Its really not cost that much and the purpose of the article is to yet again turn the country against people on benefits whilst ignoring the massive tax fraud that goes on in this country.
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Peej, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:48,
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Go on Peej, call swipe a fucking idiot spastic cunt(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:52,
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No, you're not allowed to call people who spout rubbish fucking idiotsespecially on b3ta. It's totally inappropriate and does you no favours.
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I don't think you read my original post(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:02,
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I know you lot are a bunch of dysfunctional miscreantsbut is anyone looking forward to anything? Let's all be HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY for ten minutes or so. See if it hurts
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Sonisphere, the current football season to be over, winning the Euromillions,alcohol, a film to get excited about and a crafty wank in a bit.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:12,
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Work based, I've just fixed something which was bugging the fuck out of meI have two viewings on my house tomorrow and a pain in the arse tenant to give smooth and furry to
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:31,
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Not any moreThe bloke is being a little pain in the arse and will be well and truly fucked off when I point out the finer points of my tenancy agreement with him tomorrow
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:36,
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He is locked in until September and liable for all bills, even if he leaves(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:37,
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but would you pursue him through the SCC if he left without paying bills after the date of departure?(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:41, Reply)
NoI'd pay a few chaps from the West End to "ask" for my money back
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:44,
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I dont think he'll do anything but he's being a shady cunt about a few things so I'll re-educate him tomorrowMy mate is in property management and has a few enforcers who I can rent, should I need to
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:48,
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Yeah, there is no way that hiring "enforcers" is not going to result in him claiming harrassment and possibly even bringin charges against you.It would be a bad move.
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your face is a bad movebut you still wear it every day
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:07,
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no they don'tyour dad loves it in there. he says it's warm and smells toasty like beer.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:13,
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Just so I know, how long do we have to keep doing this before you send me a tit gaz?(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:18, Reply)
he won't have to pursue him for billsthe utility companies can do that. all the cow needs is the agreement to show that he's not liable.
rent, maybe.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:07,
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What's this new LOLWAKKI meme all about?(Alfie)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:40,
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I don't know what you're on aboutI said Ulysses 31 or GTFO you said something different so I said "Are you still here" it was a nicer way of asking why you hadn't gotten the fuck out.
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Peej, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:42,
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you're not the first to say that today(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:45,
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