Anyone here?
I don't think enough of you picked up on the fact that I am going to see Damo Suzuki tomorrow night.
I'll probably go to see Shonen Knife the following night - it's Japan-a-gogo here!!
What are you going to see?

Alt: Anyone fancy a pint?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:00, 95 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Get
Fucked.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:02, Reply)

ok

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:03, Reply)

Who threw you a peanut?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:07, Reply)

Thx J, knew I could rely on you to stick up for me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:08, Reply)

ym of course

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:09, Reply)

I'm here but balls deep in a complex XLS spreadsheet regarding audits of customers
Alt:
OF COURSE
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:03, Reply)

Silly sporto, you're not supposed to put your cock into it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:04, Reply)

It IS Friday

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:09, Reply)

I thought he was dead now.
It was great when he lost to Big Daddy and they made him take his mask off.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:05, Reply)

They DO all look alike, don't they?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:05, Reply)

I remember him unmasking himself when he retired, Big Daddy never took his mask.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:24, Reply)

Apologies, Big Daddy took his mask but did not defeat Kendo. Kendo was unbeaten and
unmasked himself in a WOS ceremony.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:36, Reply)

heaven, im not long for this world, the darkness is drawing in

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:07, Reply)

Any final requests?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:08, Reply)

Anal

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:09, Reply)

lager and drugs pleaee

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:09, Reply)

and ask someone to delete my account

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:11, Reply)

No. You shall remain here forever.
Last thing we want is a MEATSNAKE sock puppet.

fnarrr
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:59, Reply)

I'm having a pint. Just taken micro to nursery. She pointed at one of the teachers and whispered 'I don't like that one'.
The teacher is Asian. Lol.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:08, Reply)

Thats actually her name

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:09, Reply)

Children are inherently racist
"...recent research by Professor Lord Winston provides evidence that children as young as four can hold racist views. In an experiment carried out for the BBC’s Child of our Time series, children were presented with a series of images of faces of men, women, boys or girls. Only one of the faces in each sequence was white.

Children were asked to pick out the face of the person they wanted as their friend and the person they thought would be most likely to get in to trouble.

Almost all white children in the survey associated positive qualities exclusively with photographs of white children or adults. More than half of the black children made the same associations.

In contrast, people with darker faces were viewed as troublemakers."
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:13, Reply)

She does have some friends who are [redacted to prevent a Clarkson type incident].

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:16, Reply)

Top Gear presenters?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:18, Reply)

From Doncaster?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:20, Reply)

Since You've Been Gone?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:21, Reply)

Mr Know It All

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:00, Reply)

youtu.be/EwPsFz85gGw
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:03, Reply)

terrible presenters

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:00, Reply)

We're off to Manchester tonight to see stuff. Any ideas?
Apart from Jay obviously.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:28, Reply)

Yeah, don't go to Manchester

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:33, Reply)

She wants to.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:37, Reply)

Red's True BBQ on Albert Square, by the town hall
Food is incredible.

Also, MOSI is a good way to waste an hour or so, and it's free!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:40, Reply)

science and industry?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:43, Reply)

I think he meant Moss Side

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:49, Reply)

Yep
Planes, trains and shit like that.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:51, Reply)

Daughter loves trains :))

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:57, Reply)

Sweet

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:58, Reply)

YM loves playing trains and tunnels

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:22, Reply)

Indeed she does.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:25, Reply)

I can definitlely not meet you for a pint.
...


My God. You ARE Dozer.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:01, Reply)

how about a swift sherry?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:20, Reply)

^ grooming

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:20, Reply)

I'm all booked up im afraid.
Nowhere near the CC either
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:21, Reply)

xx

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:27, Reply)

<3

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:35, Reply)

Max Clifford has been sentenced to 8 years.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:28, Reply)

What for?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:32, Reply)

8 counts of sexual assaults.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:33, Reply)

+ including a 15 year old

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:33, Reply)

#tooold

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:43, Reply)

I know. I was being peurile.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:36, Reply)

Bit harsh for being a big red dog.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:33, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:35, Reply)

Terrible bullying of swipe.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:36, Reply)

Are you giong to play the Railway?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:58, Reply)

Dunno

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:59, Reply)

it's this kind of relentless monumental drive and ambition that has seen the yurtsmiths dominate the charts in 2014

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:00, Reply)

Stop stifling me, man - I'm an artist, not a promoter

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:01, Reply)

Do you have a promoter?
A bad workman always blames his tools.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:13, Reply)

you dont sell in the region of 10 records without promotion jaysums

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:15, Reply)

He's certainly done more than enough promotion on the Internet
or more specifically /ot
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:18, Reply)

Which has shifted around two physical copies and up to one digital copy thankyouverymuch

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:18, Reply)

YOUN KILLING LIVE MUSIC!!1!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:20, Reply)

We even use tapes when playing live

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:23, Reply)

Duct, I hope.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:23, Reply)

More like self flagellation

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:20, Reply)

shit here innit, i might have a gin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:32, Reply)

I'm in the pub. Going home for a nap soon.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:34, Reply)

I'm counting down the hours until the weekend

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:34, Reply)

1 1/2 to go.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:35, Reply)