I don't know about you
but I hope Frog gets drunk and eats the budgie.

Pets? Do you have one? Would you have one? Should you be allowed one?

I hate looking after anyone including myself. Its a fucking miracle my kids are still alive. The wife asked is we could get a dog. I told her I wouldn't walk it, wouldn't feed it and wouldn't love it so there's no point.
( Peej, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:55, 122 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

the budgie might get drunk and eat him
both the ones we had when i was younger were raging alcoholics. one liked whisky and the other had a real thing about red wine. if the bird was out and you had a glass, you had to keep it covered up, or its beak was in there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:56, Reply)

Mrs V and I have been trying for a dog for years, but we're 9-5ers - it would be nothing short of animal cruelty.
I'm allergic to cats, so that's out.

And all other animals bar goats are shit.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:57, Reply)

work from home.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:09, Reply)

Bosses won't allow it.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:26, Reply)

You could pay a dog Walker to look after them a bit in the afternoon.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 May 2014, 12:11, Reply)

Well expensive that.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:25, Reply)

So you don't really want a dog then.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 May 2014, 12:26, Reply)

What a cunt eh winders

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:30, Reply)

I don't know how he lives with himself.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 May 2014, 12:32, Reply)

I don't.
I'm dead inside. That's why my graphic comics are so very dark, &c &c.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:08, Reply)

I have three cats.
I'd like to have a doberman or a alsation, but it would be cruel unles I could take it to work with me.

I'd also like to have a horse.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:02, Reply)

lonely old cat lady^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:06, Reply)

( Peej, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:07, Reply)

Surely in your line of work you are around enough for a dog?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:08, Reply)

Not really.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:10, Reply)

Fair enough,
You seem to work from home a lot, so I thought it would be doable
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:13, Reply)

Gay dog

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:10, Reply)

I found out the other day
that apparently a Lab with a curly tail is known as a "gay tail" Poor gay tailed Charlie.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:14, Reply)

My dog is called Charlie

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:29, Reply)

Oh FFS
We have had this conversation months ago, I think maybe the booze has finally killed off that last brain cell
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:31, Reply)

I know my last one died on yesterday

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:33, Reply)

I have a cat. He's a bit poorly at the minute.
I hope it's just a bug because vets are bloody expensive!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:11, Reply)

Or you could get insurance like a responsible person,
Instead of just letting it be I'll for a bit. You cruel hateful cat killer.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 May 2014, 12:13, Reply)

What a cunt eh winders...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:19, Reply)

I don't know how he lives with himself.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 May 2014, 12:20, Reply)

Makes me sick

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:23, Reply)

haha! I was going to after he got into a fight last time but he's nearly 7 now so would be just as expensive.
I adopted him when he was 5 so the owners before were cruel!
I will fork out if he is really sick. Worry not. I love me little kitty.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:20, Reply)

I'm calling RSPCA.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 May 2014, 12:23, Reply)

The Village Peoples latter efforts didnt quite scan correctly

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:24, Reply)

Its fun to say though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:30, Reply)

I want a cat, but I move around too much.
Cats are creatures of habit. They go weird if they're continually moved to unfamiliar places.
( Kroney, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:11, Reply)

Just get a new one each time you move

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:43, Reply)

Idiot red setter.
Frog is the best one here, you imposter you.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:11, Reply)

I've consistently been better than Frog and I'm not a rangafucker.

( Peej, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:50, Reply)

3 dogs.
Had a great weekend with them and the lady walking the ridgeway a bit and going to nice pubs. Proper.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 May 2014, 12:12, Reply)

Got a dog. I work from home these days so we're good company for each other.
Although I only have joint custody of her with my ex-wife, so I have her for a week and then she has her for a week.

I think she prefers being with me though cos I'm an ace dad. Plus I have biscuits. In fact, I think it might be the biscuits.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 May 2014, 12:14, Reply)

This little prick in the pet shop thought the guinea pigs were rabbits.
He shouldn't be allowed pets until he learns to stop being a stupid little wanker.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:20, Reply)

Every time we go to the pet shop for more food or what not,
I stop and look at the rabbits and Guinea pigs and rats and hamsters and so on and think, what sort of fucking moron wants one of them caged up in their house.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 May 2014, 12:22, Reply)

Gays and children, and gay children.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:23, Reply)

You can get Gay children?
I thought it was all government mind control.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 May 2014, 12:24, Reply)

If you pay enough, I can get you one.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:25, Reply)

I don't want one.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 May 2014, 12:25, Reply)

*taps nose*
I will await your gaz.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:26, Reply)

Who do you think seduced all them 70's celebs eh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:25, Reply)

Gaynea pigs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:31, Reply)

There is only one thing to do
Go all animal rights and balaclava up then release them.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:24, Reply)

Can I do it topless with body paint on?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 May 2014, 12:25, Reply)

"The Femen"
as it is known...

Damn right you can you sexy thing
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:26, Reply)

\o/

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 May 2014, 12:28, Reply)

I know a peruvian couple
and they get guinea pigs from the pet shop for their supper.
( Peej, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:49, Reply)

I'm getting a cat.
She's lovely. The RSPCA lady had no qualms about a hamster and a cat in the same house.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:34, Reply)

What is it called?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:36, Reply)

why do you want to know?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:38, Reply)

Woah just asking mr defensive don't worry i'm not that interested

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:41, Reply)

Danny John Jules
'Stay about from my binman' etc etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:43, Reply)

You'll have to forgive the autism for not being able to handle normal conversational questions

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:43, Reply)

that'll teach me to try and 'interact' with my fellow forum users

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:45, Reply)

"mrs dozer"
at least he's finally getting some pussy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:40, Reply)

mangy old charity pussy no one wants anymore

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:46, Reply)

sigh
tenner says he makes a lolarious joke about this being about me...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:49, Reply)

I thought I just did

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:49, Reply)

Trouble is you never know what kind of house they have come from
some wannabe hard nut may have abused it. Its not really worth the risk getting a rescue cat as you never know when it might snap and kill a 5 year old.
( Peej, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:47, Reply)

...except the RSPCA told me the precise circumstances of where she came from and why the previous owners gave her up

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:50, Reply)

but she is fucking dangerous, you can see it in her eye

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:52, Reply)

I think dangerous cat breeds should be banned.
They say "Blame the owner not the cat" but that not really a comfort to the parents who have just witnessed a cat ripping their newborn baby's legs off.
( Peej, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:55, Reply)

cats should be shot at birth, just like the gays

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:58, Reply)

They shoot gays at birth?
How did Jason slip through the net? Can we report him to the authorities?
( Peej, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:05, Reply)

I masqueraded as "straight" until my mid-teens
It's how we survive
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:32, Reply)

No-one was fooled though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:35, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMIhL63KPxw
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:01, Reply)

Make sure that cage is well secure!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:48, Reply)

yeah Grace will be moving room.
And the cat won't be left alone with her.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:51, Reply)

Good lad.
I love cats. I used to hate them before having one and understanding them.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:55, Reply)

I love cats too, maybe we should get together xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:55, Reply)

Cor!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:00, Reply)

yer innit
Alright.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:04, Reply)

I've never had a pet
Animals are for the needy and probably cause all manner of AIDS
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:37, Reply)

animals children
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:40, Reply)

It's a different kind of needy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:42, Reply)

I agree
You're the second best here Tangles!
( Peej, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:55, Reply)

\o/

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:17, Reply)

Pets are for the weak
It's a game for the emotionally crippled, no exceptions.
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:24, Reply)

You can't use class A's and alcohol as a crutch forever.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:34, Reply)

Why not?

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:40, Reply)

New thread please someone.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:35, Reply)

Alright

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:39, Reply)

I've wanted a dog since I was a kid, it's my only ambition in life really.
I've just found out last week that I can have one on my lease, and I work from home at least once a week, and I have a cleaner at home, so really i'm just looking for a dog walker type person for 3 days. There is a young family next door so I was hoping that maybe they can earn some extra pocket money.

Or my Ma's BFF lives across the road from me, and her grandchildren want a dog but can't have one, so she was thinking if I get a dog, she can let the kids play with it, and it'll teach them about animals too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:41, Reply)