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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Earlier I witnessed someone shit themselves as they walked out of an off license. Part of me laughed, part of me felt sorry for him. When did you last have mixed feelings*?
*something HILARIOUS about my mother obviously need not be mentioned.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:05,
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I fucking guffawed on the train last night when I saw the Sun's headlineI looked like a right sick cunt, but it was too lol.
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'Rolf and Savile stalked Broadmoor together'With Rolf's mugshot as the picture.
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I'm sure he was delighted to receive your message. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:13,
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well, he described it as 'uberlol', I gather this may indicate appreciation(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:14, Reply)
haha Savile's catchphrase was 'now then now then now then' and you hinted at this in your messageboard comment!(, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:16, Reply)
im a lot like you in that respectbut not as self indulgently smartarsed
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I've just realised I was looking at a reflection in the shop window.Anyone know how to get diarrhea out of a pair of suede Puma trainers?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:19,
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YeahFollow me on Twitter @OriginalTwoHats
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:27,
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Don't use Twitter, you'll only end up with Rob Manuel following you & nicking anything original you say. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:29,
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I don't sweat that ginger hipster doofusI'm the real fuckin deal
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:31,
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Oh, it's YOUI did wonder. Handsome, ain't I.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:39,
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You're a real honey. Would you like some more followers? (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:41,
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Sure, why notCelebrities please. They're so much more interesting than normal people, aren't they?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:43,
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I don't know what that isBut it sounds jolly exciting
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:48,
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It's bollocks. All social media is bollocks. However if you'd like it to be bollocks with more people seeing your online bollocks, then I can help you with that bollocks.Assuming you like bollocks.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 20:51,
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I fucking LIVE for bollocks(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 21:04,
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Bollocks are the way forward. Particularly big hairy bollocks. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 21:08,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2316476
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 21:13,
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what was your 2011 to 2014 haitus about?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 21:10,
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Best not talk about number of followers eh?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 21:24,
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I was angryThen tired. Then horny. Then angry again.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 21:32,
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My wife just said that if you lot haven't realised via b3ta that I'm a boring fuckwit, then you deserve everything you getShe's a real bastard, you know?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 21:34,
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The best thing I can sayIs that she's not the very worst person I've ever met.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 23:33,
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