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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I can just see you bowling aside six year olds in order to win a race
to the sounds of people yelling "my children!" "stop that man!" and "call the police!"
( , Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:30, Reply)
to the sounds of people yelling "my children!" "stop that man!" and "call the police!"
( , Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:30, Reply)
Volunteering at the local care home's village fete, were you?
I think you were supposed to let the dribblies win.
( , Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:36, Reply)
I think you were supposed to let the dribblies win.
( , Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:36, Reply)
i've just been sitting in the sunshine in lincoln's inn
*pub fives*
( , Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:31, Reply)
*pub fives*
( , Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:31, Reply)
I'm so bored you might find my lifeless body hanging from a noose when you get home.
If so, just go to the gym without me.
( , Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:44, Reply)
If so, just go to the gym without me.
( , Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:44, Reply)
ok
but try and go to the bathroom first. i don't want you soiling the carpet.
( , Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:45, Reply)
but try and go to the bathroom first. i don't want you soiling the carpet.
( , Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:45, Reply)
see, this makes you sound like a reet dirty bastard
when actually you are pretty clean
( , Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:48, Reply)
when actually you are pretty clean
( , Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:48, Reply)
She'll be too busy having one last go to worry about that
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection
( , Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:49, Reply)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection
( , Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:49, Reply)
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