Come on you guys! It's gone 9 o'clock - get out of your fetid pits you slugabeds!!
I read a new word today - 'Gigermortis' meaning the extreme tiredness the morning after playing a gig. What's your favourite tiredness euphemism?
Alt: Rained like a bastard last night with thunder and lightning* to match. Regale us with your tales of weather-related shenanigans.
Altalt: Malaysian airlines - just unlucky or is it more sinister?

*If anyone spells this as 'lightening' I will be most disappointed
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 9:07, 24 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

there's only been a bit of rain up here
Last night I looked like a Kwik Save Alex DeLarge.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 10:04, Reply)

Morning cap,
I've been up the doctors and had a posh breakfast.
We had no lighting last night, but Thursday night it was amazing. Fantastic. BOOM FLASH BANG! surprisingly my little Gay dogs were pretty chilled and slept through.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 19 Jul 2014, 10:20, Reply)

Right. I have a small amount of shopping to do....
...Then I'm off to the throat emporium to murder some brain cells.

Laters!....
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 12:36, Reply)

Pooped!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 12:38, Reply)

Bourgignion is slow cooking away; just finished prepping the dophinoise tatties.
Aujourd'hui fut une bonne journée. As Ice Cube would say, if he were a frog.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 15:43, Reply)

I'm watching Bill and Ted on the tellybox.
Excellent!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 15:49, Reply)

My favourite bit in that film is when Beethoven goes all Rick Wakeman on the keyboard display.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 15:53, Reply)

We aren't at that point yet.
They are about to save the princesses from the royal ugly dudes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 15:58, Reply)

69 duuuude!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 15:54, Reply)

Bogus!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 15:59, Reply)

ZIGGY PIGGY ZIGGY PIGGY

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 16:47, Reply)

Stage 2 .....Set up home office complete
I really don't think I like windows 8
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 17:17, Reply)

you should be blogging this m8

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 17:30, Reply)