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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Take one 'Cranley'Which is equivalent to 9 pints & a bottle of Malbec
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 19:17,
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An excellent idea. However there are two of them & her Rakkiness also likes a beverage, so I suggest a double Cranley to be on the safe side. Nothing worse than running out half way through your pad thai & red curry. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 19:19,
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If we drink too much, we won't want to go to the pub afterwards.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 19:23,
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Change of plan.We won't be going for dinner until Celebrity Tipping Point has been watched.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 19:33,
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The Channel 5 version would be called Celebrity Vinegar Strokes. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 19:33,
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Alternatives include:The McBeef: 2 grams of nose & a bottle of brandy, then turning up to work still pissed.
The Stunned: 20 pints of shandy, followed by cutting your foot off.
The Dozer: some type of whisky whilst being a jumped up, dictionary bashing mid-life skater prick
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