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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morning, gang!
I'm going on holiday tomorrow, so it's likely I'll miss all the fun and games on here.
I won't be bothered to read back over what happened once I get back, so can you tell me in this thread what is going to happen?

Alt: Could you water the plants for me?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 8:42, 123 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
McBeef is going to be sucked back in to a spiral of debt and drugs abuse issues.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 8:46, Reply)
I'm sure a benevolent friend will help him out with some cash.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 8:51, Reply)
I lend him £250 if he can pay me back in a few weeks.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 8:55, Reply)
Thanks. Friend.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 8:57, Reply)
Monty is the best one here.
My brother who has only met him in real life thinks he's great.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:02, Reply)
he'll only squander it on brandy!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 8:55, Reply)
This is because not only is he a drugs addict, but he also has alcohol issues
But wait til you hear about his brother!!!!lololol!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 8:57, Reply)
YOU WON'T BELIEVE HOW THIS DRUG ADDICT AND ALCOHOLIC FUNCTIONS!
BUT WHEN YOU SEE HIS BROTHER IT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:00, Reply)
McBeef for OT Mod

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 8:49, Reply)
Couldn't be any worse than the last one.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 8:51, Reply)
What we need round here is a bit more Stunned Poster.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 8:59, Reply)
Whatever happened to that guy?
Did he die?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:04, Reply)
One Foot In The Bin

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:06, Reply)
Defected to facebook

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:08, Reply)
I've never actually seen him on there though

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:11, Reply)
I saw him draped in females the other day.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:15, Reply)
Oh I saw that

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:16, Reply)
New memes, old memes, deletion, pedantry, chips, dips, chains, whips,
grandstanding, socks, sausages, nostalgia, YM, youtube links, leopards, snobbery, yobbery, blobbery, buggery, casual racism and strikethroughs
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:07, Reply)
And Trevor Francis track suits.
From a mush in Shepherds Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:11, Reply)
Hahaha
I doubt there will be much in the way of bush though
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:39, Reply)
Shat it, you slag

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:40, Reply)
Oh good
*throws shoe*
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:43, Reply)
There will be food chat and casual racism
Jaysum will be picked on
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:07, Reply)
Poster edjogs will post...
...and leave.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:17, Reply)
/panda

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:18, Reply)
*leaves a saucer of milk*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:19, Reply)
*Licks appreciatively*

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:29, Reply)
Just stick to the milk please, edj

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:30, Reply)
Oh Tangles, who's going to criticise my taste in music whilst you're gone?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:24, Reply)
I hope Monty or someone will have a go
I'd ask Dozer, but anything he says is likely to push you in the other direction.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:29, Reply)
I can do it
I dont mind
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:32, Reply)
Ok, but I don't want to come back to find Kroney listening to Faith No More or Pearl Jam

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:32, Reply)
God, Pearl Jam are fucking atrocious eh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:56, Reply)
You'd be proud, my nascent LP collection would be largely Tangles-approved, I reckon.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:57, Reply)
Are you starting with all the 'classics'?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:07, Reply)
Alt: No.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:30, Reply)
Thanks. Friend.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:34, Reply)
Will I get killed for buying Mrs Cow an iron for our anniversary?
6th is iron after all
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:32, Reply)
I've never bought mrs tangle anything for our anniversary
It's one of the secrets of our successful marriage
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:33, Reply)
We decide something we both want and buy it together.
Weekend break this year which was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:34, Reply)
Where is she going?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:37, Reply)
which WAS nice

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:38, Reply)
UH OH!!!!
Where did she go?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:39, Reply)
Don't know, don't care!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:42, Reply)
One year you should go away together.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:37, Reply)
Perhaps to MARRgate?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:38, Reply)
Why ruin it?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:39, Reply)
Better than golf clubs I guess

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:34, Reply)
Buy her a 6 iron
then piss off down the links
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:35, Reply)
Good plan

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:44, Reply)
6th is sugar
not iron, you spastic mug cunt etc etc
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:45, Reply)
He's right you know,
Unless you're a yank. Are you a Yank Sporters?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:48, Reply)
No, he's a Sunderner

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:49, Reply)
Yes I know that! I was asking a rhetorical question!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:50, Reply)
Was it a rhetorical question?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:51, Reply)
Very good

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:54, Reply)
I googled 6th anniversary UK

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:54, Reply)
You facking googled wrong you Northern Muppet
Its all about the Shugs for 6th any mug will tell ya that
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:56, Reply)
Ah yee lookin fur trubble ya cont?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:57, Reply)
Depends how big you are
I only flex it when I think I can win...


ERRR I MEAN I WILL FUCK YOU UP SUNSHINE
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:00, Reply)
6'1" and 14 stone

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:10, Reply)
Pint?
Soz
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:11, Reply)
Lager top, easy on the lager

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:13, Reply)
FACKIN NAILS^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:16, Reply)
Terrible bullying of Stunned Poster!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:18, Reply)
But Google is an American search engine

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:58, Reply)
so did I, first link takes you to wikipedia and clearly says sugar

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:09, Reply)
Alt: Plants have been on this planet a lot longer than you sonny jim. They'll find a way

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:34, Reply)
Fucking Geezers
I am the hardest cunt on the fackin planet I will strip you all, some mug is mugging me off, some fackin danglenut is saying I wouldn't some my boat round ere, well that cunt fackin wrong
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:35, Reply)
Oi! I made TH a promise
Nah gerroutamarpahb!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:36, Reply)
Are you trying to flex it like a fackin bertie big banana
Well bring it then...




*not the face, not my beautiful meal ticket of a face*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:41, Reply)
Truth is, Dan, I only really know of your existence because people on the internet say you're a prick.
I've never seen any of your 'work'
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:47, Reply)
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW SUNSHINE IS I AM THE FUCKING DADDY NOW*




*May not be the daddy and may really be a shithouse*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:51, Reply)
I thought that was Ray Winstone

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:54, Reply)
I STOLE HIS ACT
err I mean I am the new guard and in no way a shitty actor who puts on the hard man act copying other better actors.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:56, Reply)
Oh you're an actor

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:59, Reply)
Depends on your definition
I AM ALSO THE HARDEST MAN ON THE FUCKING PLANET
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:05, Reply)
I'm the hardest man on the island

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:06, Reply)
YEAH FUCKING MAN ISLAND
AND BY HARD YOU MEAN ERECT YOU BIG BENDER
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:12, Reply)
Hey McBeef
Are you interested in any of the following shit films?

Need for Speed
The Amazing Spiderman 2
Noah
Captain America 2
Limitless
300 Rise of an Empire
Robocop

They're mostly shit switch off brain and watch explosions crap but I thought I'd offer.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:38, Reply)
Are these films you've borrowed from the Internet?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:39, Reply)
No
That would be illegal, I'm inviting him on a date to the pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:41, Reply)
lol "need for speed"

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:59, Reply)
I thought OT was being closed last Friday?
Does that mean you're all renegade outlaws?! Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:57, Reply)
Anonymous hacked b3ta and created SECRET-OT for the cool kids
The people that aren't posting are the ones that didn't make the cut.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:59, Reply)
hahaah
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-28524348
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:01, Reply)
Don't see the problem myself
most animals are more attractive than a northern girl
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:04, Reply)
Look at the wristband on the fourth picture down.
www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/28505014

I done a lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:10, Reply)
I don't get it?
Its quite common at events where under 18's are welcome. Saves them time having to check your ID every time you order a beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:14, Reply)
I suppose you have to look at the story too.
The picture is of the new front man of what is effectively the remaining members of the lost prophets.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:16, Reply)
Oh I get it
Because he's drinking age verified he won't try to rape babies?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:16, Reply)
Exactly.
And it stops them from accidentally fucking child groupies.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:17, Reply)
Why would you want to stop that?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:21, Reply)
Jealousy.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:30, Reply)
Bored of that now
back to normal....
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:28, Reply)
Oh it was you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:32, Reply)
Yeah soz
I don't know how people do that sock puppet thing its very tedious
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:55, Reply)
sock accounts are for pricks

(Gerald was innocent, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 11:07, Reply)

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