"Warren G is driving alone through Eastside, Long Beach, California at night, looking for women. He finds a group of men playing dice and tries to join them, but they pull out their guns and rob him instead.
Meanwhile, Nate Dogg is looking for Warren G. He passes a car full of women, who are so fixated on him that they crash their car. He finds Warren G and shoots at the robbers, dispersing them. The two friends then return to the women and ride away with them."

Ha ha, we've all been there! With that in mind, how's it going d00ds?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 8:20, 106 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Whut?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 8:23, Reply)

What?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 8:25, Reply)

meaty

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 8:28, Reply)

woah steady on mr h you're in the wrong bit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 8:29, Reply)

fuck off dozers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 8:36, Reply)

aight me niggaz, I'm talkin' 'bout BASE!
I'm on the train, reading a nice book.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 8:32, Reply)

ha ha freebase, like on /board lol

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 8:33, Reply)

haha like 'White Lines', you know, Bolivian Restructuring Powder!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 8:37, Reply)

Cran dang diggedy dang di-dang

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 8:40, Reply)

Slip in and out of unconsciousness

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 8:43, Reply)

gr8 thread me!
imma delete it soon and change my username to lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 8:59, Reply)

POTD!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 8:59, Reply)

it's a click from me!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:00, Reply)

I used to like that song

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:03, Reply)

Used to?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:04, Reply)

I think it might rain.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:07, Reply)

It does feel a bit like that now Tangles is on holiday, who would have thought that he was the life blood of this place?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:08, Reply)

Listen to some Coldplay, that'll cheer you up.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:09, Reply)

I'm more of a Keane fan

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:13, Reply)

Its my wedding anniversary today and I also now own a Chromecast and a new t-shirt
On the negative, one of our sites has just gone ballistic so no doubt I'll be hauled over the coals even though its nowt to do with me. Also, my car service cost £672
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:12, Reply)

Congratulations! Let's hear more about this T-Shirt!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:13, Reply)

lets hear more about this wife.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:18, Reply)

I was informed that the Mrs had bought it for me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:20, Reply)

Got a decent night's sleep and yesterday I finally fixed something that's been frustrating me for over a week
as a consequence I came into the office today absent the usual gnawing despair that makes working here such a treat.

Got a meeting coming up which I'm sure will restore the status quo, though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:17, Reply)

We can only hope for the best

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:20, Reply)

Margarita Time!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:11, Reply)

Eh, not wonderful.
Last month I appear to have redefined the word "profligate". I shall have to live this month like a monk.
( Kroney, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:20, Reply)

Have you bought anything special or just living the high life?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:21, Reply)

Just living it up.
I'm a bit concerned, Meato, moving in with a bird and then suddenly having less money than she thought doesn't go well for b3tan males.
( Kroney, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:22, Reply)

I'm sure you're in all our prayers
I used to earn both more than I do now and not have to spend £6.5k on trains, my debit card still thinks I do
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:26, Reply)

I think I just got a bit carried away with my hatred of cooking, to be fair.

( Kroney, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:31, Reply)

£6.5k?!
Where are you travelling from? Scotland?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:32, Reply)

Yes

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:35, Reply)

Bargain!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:40, Reply)

Watching the panic the meeja (lols - I mean "media" - I'm taking the piss spelling it like that) are trying to whip up about ebola.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:29, Reply)

The DM is hilarious on this subject.
Apparently we should close our borders completely and 'send them all back'.

I suggested nuking the rest of the planet, just to be sure. Quite a lot of people thought that quite a good idea...
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:53, Reply)

Hahahaha
A creepy uncle-like figure at our family party at the weekend actually came out with "I don't mind all these homosexuals, it's just the ones that want to shove it down our throats that get me."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:55, Reply)

16 in the clip and one in the hole.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:06, Reply)

Gormo is about to make some bodies turn cold

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:06, Reply)

They shoutin' and yellin' they a tad bit late
Nate Dogg and Warren G had to MEATSNAKE
( Kroney, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:13, Reply)

\o/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:13, Reply)

When everyone is ready I've dun a new thread

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:23, Reply)

i haz validated you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:26, Reply)