girls like flowers

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:31, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

so do some boys
my friend told me to buy a big bunch of flowers for her fiance for his 40th. she did add that she is sure he is gay.

when i gave them to him, he said, "i'm not gay."

i said i had bought pink ones, just in case. and 2 bottles of wine.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:32, Reply)

...which he then shoved straight up his shitpipe

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:33, Reply)

they were really beautiful bottles of wine, so i fucking well hope not
i got a thank you from her whilst i was in cornwall, saying "thanks for the wine, skanker". i asked which bottle she was supping. she said, BOTH.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:40, Reply)

See, I don't understand this
I love having flowers in the house. I buy them myself quite often. The upside to my dad dying was that I recieved a beautiful bouquet from my auntie.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:39, Reply)

i am finding this hard to reconcile with the wrestler picture

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:40, Reply)

I buy her flowers quite often, but it's mostly to disguise the smell of my socks
that I leave lying around the flat. I appreciate their masking abilities, but I can't really see the point of them, otherwise.
( Kroney, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:42, Reply)