Wedding anniversaries count
Girlfriend and boyfriend don't. Oh I've been fucking you for a year, have a card. I've been married 7 years and remember my anniversary. I don't however remember the month, let alone the day we officially became a couple. I can't remember the rules, is it first kiss or first fuck? I'm far to old to have made it official by saying "Will you be my girlfriend" Or "Will you go out with me"
( Peej, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:24, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

i find when you pull her hair and she hits you with her bag its official

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:34, Reply)

bag cock
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:38, Reply)

c b
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:41, Reply)

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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:42, Reply)

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( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:42, Reply)