THREAD WITH A QUESTION, AS A SPECIAL TREAT 4 U HUN XX

AUGUST 4TH

100 Years since war was declared on Germany today.
Anne Frank found and arrested in 1944.
Mark Duggan is shot, leading to the London Riots.
Those little slags from Soham went missing in 2002.
The feast of Sithney, patron saint of mad dogs

IF YOU WERE ABLE TO GO AND VIEW ANY EVENT IN HISTORY, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Alt: LUNCH
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:41, 79 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

The big bomb that killed all those japs. Wonderful stuff.
Alt: homemade cheese and pickle sandwiches: I can't afford a proper lunch :-(
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:45, Reply)

I saw gardians of the galaxy in threedeeeyemax yesterday and I'd quite like to see it again.
It was so good I got a bit sick in the space scenes.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:48, Reply)

Any film with a talking animal in it is for the under 10s.

( Kroney, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:49, Reply)

Watership down?

( Muns, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:05, Reply)

Yep

( Kroney, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:08, Reply)

Seriously?

( Muns, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:11, Reply)

Obviously.

( Kroney, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:15, Reply)

This?
www.imdb.com/title/tt2095004/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
( Muns, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:14, Reply)

Does it have a talking animal in it?

( Kroney, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:15, Reply)

Yes, although it is a hell-hound.
Also has murder, rape, pornography, satan and other nastiness.
( Muns, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:19, Reply)

Marley and Me talked to my soul.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:47, Reply)

I saw 'Begin Again' on Friday, it was, quite predictably, 'fucking shit'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:50, Reply)

Was there an old man called Michael Finnegan in it?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:00, Reply)

Chinny reckon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:04, Reply)

The negotiations & signing of the Munich Agreement.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:49, Reply)

your a big fan of appeasement?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:56, Reply)

He down with A P P

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:58, Reply)

No, which is why I would have liked to have seen Chamberlain being all bum licky with Hitler.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:59, Reply)

Shit thread dave, you cunt

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:58, Reply)

you should delete it, people dont like that

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:59, Reply)

yeah, maybe i will....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:59, Reply)

nah leave it for a bit, go and have your lunch, then do it when you come back

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:02, Reply)

okay cheers m8

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:02, Reply)

Roswell
Alt:
Boots mealfail
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:59, Reply)

I'd go back to Wed 23 Jul 2014 at 21:04
Alt. No lunch again today. Too much work, got a home made lamb rogan josh waiting for me when I get home. I also have my mother in law waiting for me when I get home as she has decided to leave her husband. Karma has come back on me for laughing about my neighbour. *update* I have invited him out for a beer, he told me he wasn't surprised, its been a long time coming.
( Peej, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:59, Reply)

Unlike him hence her getting her rocks with the bloke down the road

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:11, Reply)

I must have missed neighbourgate
Whats happened?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:18, Reply)

PJ is knocking off his neighbours missus behind his wifes back
She cleared off on Friday after the bloke had gone to work and PJ was watching... He is upset that she moved in with a bloke down the road (taking the 13 year old daughter with her) and he is upset as he though he had a 4 way on the cards
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:28, Reply)

I'd be upset too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:33, Reply)

The above may contain elements of lie though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:34, Reply)

It does not
I would be upset
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:35, Reply)

My neighbour married a woman with two kids
THey are now teenagers and they are all noisy fuckers except the husband who is always at work. Last week whilst the husband was at work she moved out and took the kids with her. She moved a few houses down the road but we have had some peace and quiet. My kids slept in past 8am for the first time ever!
( Peej, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:52, Reply)

I'm not sure if I fucked the wife or the kids though
If I did I can't remember.
( Peej, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:55, Reply)

hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:56, Reply)

+ and you are upset at not getting a go.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:56, Reply)

'Cos there's too many broooken hearts in the world
There's too many dreams been broken in two.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:12, Reply)

Should have asked him out for a beer sooner then, if he'd been expecting it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:31, Reply)

Mark "Hacksaw" Jim
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:59, Reply)

His last words: -
"HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEurgh."
( Muns, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:01, Reply)

What is it good for?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:05, Reply)

He can't reply.
He's dead.
( Muns, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:12, Reply)

sad teims

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:18, Reply)

2 teims 4.

( Muns, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:19, Reply)

this is good
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/08/03/daily-mail-sperm-bank-lesbians-addforlesbianstoaheadline-twitter_n_5645669.html?utm_hp_ref=uk
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:15, Reply)

Hiya!!
Im watching The Tudors at the minute so would probably go and watch Anne Boleyns beheading
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:37, Reply)

Alright Gayson

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:41, Reply)

alright Dave the Rave?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:45, Reply)

Delete this please

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:45, Reply)

Aww man, won't someone think of the head hunters?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:47, Reply)

My own conception...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:39, Reply)

hahaha!
Nice
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:41, Reply)

It's on YouTube

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:41, Reply)

officelolling hard

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:41, Reply)

I gave it 5 stars

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:43, Reply)

They would have been better off with one brown star

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:44, Reply)

I wonder which of the men was Bonz's dad....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:45, Reply)

all of them
right old mix bag of DNA aint I...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:55, Reply)

Well you do come across as a NAD

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:57, Reply)

I will come across your NAD's
... Oh hang on
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:59, Reply)

*books khaki*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:00, Reply)

*advises black would be more appropriate for a christening*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:02, Reply)

Kids today. no respect.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:17, Reply)

[YM JOKE GOES HERE]

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:57, Reply)

system addict ^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:45, Reply)

We've all been close to your point of conception

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:42, Reply)

Why would you suck my dads cock loksey why?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:44, Reply)

£5 innit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:44, Reply)

Biologically inaccurate, but Imma call zing anyway....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:53, Reply)

Frog.
Since you asked can I go to the Theater am Kartnertor in Vienna on May 7th 1824 to hear the premiere of Beethoven's ninth symphony please?
Conducted by the man himself, one of the best pieces of music evva.
Ta.

Bacon sammidge.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:53, Reply)

Since you asked so nicely, you may.
I had a Tesco BLT, it was rubbish.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:54, Reply)

Yer, why do they corrugate the bacon?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:56, Reply)

It's weird innit ed, also mayonnaise???

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:58, Reply)

'cos they couldn't iron it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:58, Reply)

They misheard and thought they wanted "some ridges"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:17, Reply)

Well constructed pun there Locum.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:18, Reply)

The Crucifixion.
In a Tiger Tank.
That Zombie Jew wouldn't be getting back up after three days after that.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:04, Reply)