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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Are we ever going to get over this WWI bollocks?!It's been 100 years, get over it.
Should we even celebrate war?
I am glad I don't have to eat saurkraut all day mind.
what else do you wish people would stop bleating on about?
alt. Im going for a mid week night out on Weds, Im not looking forward to Thirsdays hangover.
What are you not looking foward to?
altalt. lunch or summat.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:17,
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latest was 10 years ago)
Dear Mr. JayThis is possibly the most idiotic thing you have ever written,
Kind Regards
Bonz
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Nah i doubt it...You know it's tongue in cheek though, right?
Of course I am grateful for those that fought so I may have my freedom.
#Stonewall
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:20,
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as George Santayana (I had to google his name as I couldnt believe he was quoted while playing guitar)Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it
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He forgot his swastika armband this time.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:10,
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i like some of the poetryrupert brooke's is very pretty. of course, if he hadn't carked it early doors, he would doubtless have written something very different by the end of it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:25,
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Alt: New darts season tonight.Can't be fucked. Would rather just go home and have an early night.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:30,
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I'm not looking forward to Tuesday, Wednesday or ThursdayToo much work, not enough time
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:34,
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'too much work, not enough time'Typed the man procrastinating on a messageboard in work hours.
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I'm not looking forward to the long drag between now and going on holiday (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:36,
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Don't think they're 'celebrating' war, babeMore 'contemplating the enormous and largely futile sacrificethat people have made in all wars, foreign and domestic.' Or summat.
Alt: Christmas
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:38,
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CELEBRATE WAR TIME COME ON! LETS CELEBRATE!There's a war goin' on right here
A mass slaughter to last throughout the years
So bring your homos and your jewboys too
We can kill them all and party with you!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:42,
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Con-cen-traaaation(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:43,
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Gay rights.Bunch of fucking screaming queens. Nobody gives a shit. Shut up.
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Kroney, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:39,
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BUT I WANT TO MARRY A MAN AND HAVE BABIES!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:46,
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WHY DO I HAVE TO CARE?I DONT BANG ON AND ON ABOUT HOW I LIKE SLEEPING WITH LADIES AND I CERTAINLY DONT MARCH ABOUT IT, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUB IT IN MY oh fuck it, you know what they're like.
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Kroney, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:49,
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I do know what they're like.I cringe and grimace along with you when they hold hands in the street and kiss on telly.
Vile.
Burn them all and salt the earth beneath them.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:54,
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You haven't got a womb ! Where's the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?...(, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:49, Reply)
at this rate there'll be more people killed on bikeswww.standard.co.uk/news/london/cyclist-killed-in-london-bridge-collision-after-clipping-central-reservation-in-tragic-accident-9644761.html
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:53,
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Are we ever going to get over this bike death bollocks?!It's been a few hours, get over it.
Should we even celebrate cyclists dying?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:57,
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Bent double, like old buggars under ballsacks, Knock-kneed, mincing like fags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting quares we turned our backs
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:03,
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.........I ain't never going drinking all night on Canal Street again.(, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:06, Reply)
You'll be saying it's not alright to celebrate The Holocaust next.The only Bad Thing about WW1 was all those crybaby autism shitcunt poets getting killed AFTER they'd written their 6th form emo bullshit, and not BEFORE.
Still, give me a time machine and a Tiger Tank and some booze and I'd be happy to sort that out.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:08,
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my friend just scored us tickets to see benedict cumberbatch in hamlet next yearFUCK YEAH, BENEDICT BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:11,
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IT'S BENEDICT!ALL DAY BABY, ALL DAY!
well, all night.
hamlet is fucking long. (insert joke about sucking on cigars here)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:12,
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Are we ever going to get over this Benedict Cumberbatch bollocks?!(
Peej, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:13,
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now there's something we'd all love to ridenot like a useless bike
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:13,
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I for one do not wish to ride or be ridden by Benedict Cumberbatch.(
Peej, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:14,
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I think thats exactly what she's trying to get over(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:13,
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Now that I've seen Sherlock and Star Trek 2... No.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:20,
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WHAT????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:27,
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Im saying I like him now and no I won't drop it.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:39,
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I don't want to go, you can give my ticket to someone who wouldn't rather be feeding their penis through a shredder.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:20,
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I've got tickets to watch Benedict Cumberbatch get beaten up by a gang of yardies in Tower Hamlets next yearInterested?
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Peej, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:24,
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i wouldn't waste shakespeare tickets on any of you lot except possibly mcbeefit'd be like feeding strawberries to pigs.
although really you should take the ticket and flog it. those bad bitches will go for a fortune on ebay, i reckon.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:27,
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Yeah McBeefy (or whatever his name is) is a bit bent innee? (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:31,
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Hey Frog, I have a question for you, its totally unrelated to what Swipe just said honest.I was just wondering if you have ever fed her a strawberry?
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Peej, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:33,
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No, she doesn't like them, she only really seems to eat onions.From her trough.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:35,
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You'd think so wouldn't you? It doesn't though.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:36,
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he's never getting that again, as a direct consequence of this conversation, right hereyou just cost him a LOT.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:38,
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Hang on....You give Frog the cock?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:40,
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That was one of those moments where I hoped no one would read that post the way I did.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:40,
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I've been tainted by Swipes cock :((((((((((
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:44,
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it just goes to show that you're on the same level as this loti'm glad mine is so much loftier.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:49,
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What?It ain't MY fault if he charges you for what he gives the rest of us for free.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:17,
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David Tennant's Hamlet was very goodI am not keen on the classical interpretations but updating Shakespeare often works very well.
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Imagine Butthead from Beavis and Butthead in human form(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:30,
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That sounds shit.I'd rather go and see a rap singer with one of those blokes who plays two gramophones.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:37,
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I had something similar on a t shirt, and gormos post reminded me of it(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:44,
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I'm taking the kids to see this on Fridaywww.roguetheatre.co.uk/wild-woodland-summer-ball-2014/
Its no Hamlet but it doesn't have Benedict Cumberbatch in it so BONUS!
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Peej, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:32,
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you should take them to see a midsummer night's dreamseeing characters called peaseblossom and mustardseed might cheer them up about their own names
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:39,
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Reasonably priced refreshments are available. I think the RSC are missing a trick not jumping on this marketing angle.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:40,
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I wonder how much they had to pay Monty to get his face on the poster.(
Peej, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:54,
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So I got some of this on Saturday
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:43,
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Habanero chutney, made by my mate(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:33,
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Jay will make you a chutney if you buy him an archers and lemonade(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:36,
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I don't drink them whoopsie drinks.Proper spirits or GTFO
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:38,
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and I DEFINITELY don't do shots of less than 36%(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:45,
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I'm going for a pint
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:03,
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Hillsborough, some drunken northern oafs got squished 20 years ago. No one outside of a 15 mile radius of the Liver building gives a shit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:07,
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I love the fact that they no longer buy The Sun.More people should take this stance
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:25,
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i have an offer of a job interview at News Int...not sure i could stomach it though(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:33,
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Just don't hack phones or be a soulless bastard and Im sure it will be great(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:37,
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it's the people I don't fancy spending every day withsouless I can do just fine
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:39,
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I care about the police cover-up aspect of it.The dead scousers... not so much.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:36,
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Is this still going on?Someone do a new thread so we forget how uncouth this one was.
I heart wars 4eva
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:24,
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