Come on OT. Put some effort into it.
So it seems there are fresh abuse allegations against Michael Jackson. How can he really defend himself now. Surely the parents are at fault for letting their kid sleep in the same hotel room and bed as him also?
Which celebrity touched you up as a kid?

Alt. Where do you go when B3ta has a daytime lull?
altalt. LUNCH
altaltalt. Today is Hiroshima Day apparently. name some Hiroshima songs.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:28, 92 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

altaltalt: Disco Inferno

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:32, Reply)

You're such an enola gay.

( Kroney, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:34, Reply)

Bomb diggy diggy diggy bomb diggy bomb

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:40, Reply)

I go for a toilet break Jay. And a little weep.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:42, Reply)

eep ank
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:43, Reply)

After the weep.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:45, Reply)

Crywanks with tears as lube

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:52, Reply)

I don't think he can defend himself now, because he is dead.
Alt: Just chill and do what I want don't I
Altalt: Eating's cheating
Altaltalt: The Vapors - Turning Japanese or something I dunno m8
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:43, Reply)

I prefer Alphaville - Big in Japan.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:44, Reply)

the nips are tiny, even Gary would be average height out their

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:45, Reply)

Pink or brown?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:45, Reply)

Alright calm down, I'm not here to argue

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:45, Reply)

I rather lolled at some TOWIE cunt who has a massive Jackson tattoo on his arm
Looking good there?

Alt:
BBC News, normally. Or watch something on my tablet

AltAlt:
Steak, brie and habanero chutney sandwich

AltAltAlt:
All White Now - Free
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:45, Reply)

I like to think I'm above snobbery of all kinds but my reaction to other peoples ill-thought-out tattoos disproves that entirely.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:48, Reply)

:(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:48, Reply)

when are you gonna post a picture of the other one?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:49, Reply)

NEVER!!!
The other one is sacred, it represents my Māori lineage
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:51, Reply)

i hope it's on your face

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:52, Reply)

Oh shit! Yesterday I saw a man whose ENTIRE VISABLE BODY AND FACE was covered in tattooed scales and coloured in green, it was well lol.
I walked behind him for a while just to watch the reactions of people coming the other way as they went past, it was brilliant.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:55, Reply)

It was this guy

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:56, Reply)

those side burns are ludicrous
lizards don' even grow hair
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:57, Reply)

The burns ruin the look totally....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 13:00, Reply)

I wonder what he does for work.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 13:02, Reply)

Hes some sort of bullshit 'performer' called 'the Lizard man'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 13:03, Reply)

There was a bloke who used to come into my local who had a Māori all over his face.
As you can expect, he was a fucking lunatic.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:56, Reply)

did you have a mini stroke?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:58, Reply)

Don't get this soz

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:59, Reply)

Māori

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 13:00, Reply)

Dont be sad, sun

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:50, Reply)

I'm not sad, I'm angry

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:51, Reply)

I've burnt my sausages :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:47, Reply)

well put your pants on then

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:49, Reply)

I burnt one side of my veal meatballs last night :(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:53, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2341210
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:54, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2334256#post2334260
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:54, Reply)

I dont get this one

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:57, Reply)

Elizabeth Montgomery

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:51, Reply)

If they will let their kids hang around with dead nonces, what do they expect?
Personally, I have never been touched up by a celebrity. Or anyone else. Not even that German teacher I had at school who worked his way round half the girls in my year.

Alt: anywhere but outside.

AltAltAlt: Drop The (little) Boy - Bros
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:54, Reply)

AltAltAltlol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:55, Reply)

Hot hot hot - Cure

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:55, Reply)

Elvis - Burnin' Love

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:58, Reply)

Saville never replied to my Fix It letters but I was in Rolfs Cartoon Club.
Never saw his digridont though
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:58, Reply)

Ring Of Fire - Johnny Cash

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 13:01, Reply)

Boom Boom Boom Boom

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 13:01, Reply)

war poetry?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 13:02, Reply)

Don't... Drop... Bombs

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 13:11, Reply)

altaltalt... enola gay OMD close the question now please

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 13:02, Reply)