Having met both Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman on the set of Pointless (see Monty you're not the only name-dropping cunt on here)
I can confirm that they are both really nice. There is some talk about me and old AA looking quite alike, so I may have accidentally suggested that my dad fucked his mum. We both LOLled.

Massive cunts: Piers Morgan, Kevin Pieterson, Katie Price, Simon Cowell, anyone who's ever been on Big Brother, X Factor, etc.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:08, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Lols for pointless chat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:17, Reply)

I was seriously considering applying to go on Pointess with the missus
Until we were watching it yesterday and the question was about naming countries that bordered the countries that came up, Spain was one of them and she said:
"But Spain doesn't border anywhere"
"?"
"Well it's all on it's own"
"You think Spain is an island?"
"Er..." *starts to look embarrassed*
"What about Portugal?"
"Well, that's its own little island too isn't it?"
"Fuck off am I taking you on Pointless"
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:04, Reply)

Pro tip: Find someone clever to go on with you.
I know fuck all about Formula One (it's dull as fuck) so my mate bailed us out.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:43, Reply)