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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have a kit kat and 90 minutes left at work.
What do you have?
You can't say 'Dozer'
( , Sat 16 Aug 2014, 10:31, 74 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
What do you have?
You can't say 'Dozer'
( , Sat 16 Aug 2014, 10:31, 74 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I have a hangover frog :(( I wouldn't have dozer if he was gilded and dressed as a kebab
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As a compulsive and prolific wanker it really isn't unusual to have a sticky hand.
( , Sat 16 Aug 2014, 11:11, Reply)
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A new coat
Which, going back over my emails, I bought at 3:30 on Tuesday morning. I have no recollection of doing this so it was a nice surprise when it arrived just now.
( , Sat 16 Aug 2014, 11:08, Reply)
Which, going back over my emails, I bought at 3:30 on Tuesday morning. I have no recollection of doing this so it was a nice surprise when it arrived just now.
( , Sat 16 Aug 2014, 11:08, Reply)
I say, what a treat! I need a coat, I can never find a nice coat :(
( , Sat 16 Aug 2014, 11:10, Reply)
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I gave my last winter coat to a homeless person
So I needed a new one. I just don't remember buying it...
( , Sat 16 Aug 2014, 11:13, Reply)
So I needed a new one. I just don't remember buying it...
( , Sat 16 Aug 2014, 11:13, Reply)
I gave two coats to that homeless coat collection charity and no one ordered me one :(
( , Sat 16 Aug 2014, 11:21, Reply)
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A lie in, a cooked breakfast and a couple of noisy children, who are *just* about tolerable
( , Sat 16 Aug 2014, 11:33, Reply)
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You can, but they're making happy noises at the moment
Which are just slightly less irritating than the unhappy noises they will make if I do.
( , Sat 16 Aug 2014, 11:47, Reply)
Which are just slightly less irritating than the unhappy noises they will make if I do.
( , Sat 16 Aug 2014, 11:47, Reply)
Of course you can't
Other people's children are utterly unbearable under all circumstances.
( , Sat 16 Aug 2014, 12:21, Reply)
Other people's children are utterly unbearable under all circumstances.
( , Sat 16 Aug 2014, 12:21, Reply)
If I don't make it through the week you can have first dibs on my stuff x
( , Sat 16 Aug 2014, 11:53, Reply)
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I've got you, under my skin,
I've got you deep in the heart of me
So deep in my heart that you're really a part of me
I've got you under my skin
( , Sat 16 Aug 2014, 12:08, Reply)
I've got you deep in the heart of me
So deep in my heart that you're really a part of me
I've got you under my skin
( , Sat 16 Aug 2014, 12:08, Reply)
I'm off to football
But not until I've been for a greasy breakfast and had a few pints.
Livin' the dream.
( , Sat 16 Aug 2014, 12:11, Reply)
But not until I've been for a greasy breakfast and had a few pints.
Livin' the dream.
( , Sat 16 Aug 2014, 12:11, Reply)
We have to stocktake the kitchen today, itemise the grub left, and our new chef is moving her shit in. Feel a bit rough.
( , Sat 16 Aug 2014, 12:34, Reply)
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I'm going to a wedding at 4.
Second one in 3 days; this week's costing a fucking fortune.
( , Sat 16 Aug 2014, 14:46, Reply)
Second one in 3 days; this week's costing a fucking fortune.
( , Sat 16 Aug 2014, 14:46, Reply)
Mary Anne Hobbs is broadcasting a classical show on BBC Radio 3.
I know your tastes mellow as you age, but fucking hell.
Also, this makes me feel old.
( , Sat 16 Aug 2014, 15:04, Reply)
I know your tastes mellow as you age, but fucking hell.
Also, this makes me feel old.
( , Sat 16 Aug 2014, 15:04, Reply)
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