I'm so bored I started reading the /bugs_and_feature_requests board
How bored are you?
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:17, 51 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I'm performing a binary dump of tables from a SQL format database
That bored
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:19, Reply)

Is this a Viz profannywhatsit thing?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:20, Reply)

Unfortunately not, no

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:21, Reply)

That sounds fascinating. I'm tidying up the callar, and am surrounded by lots of lovely beer. :))

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:20, Reply)

That's a bit rude mate
You should call them vaginas not cellars and if you missus has let herself go a bit its quite understandable give that she used to have the status of a doctors wife
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:58, Reply)

Married to a bum fingerer, yeah right.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 14:07, Reply)

WHY AREN'T YOU USING DATAPUMP YOU TWAT?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:22, Reply)

Its a Progress DB
Joy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:24, Reply)

Never used that.
Personally I hate Oracle. But there seems to be a lot of 'it's really expensive so it must be good' in enterprise IT.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:30, Reply)

It really is "fucking shit", as the saying goes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:42, Reply)

It explains why DBA's are so fucking miserable.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 14:05, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 14:12, Reply)

I always liked his little moral at the end of He Man though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 14:13, Reply)

But THERE IS NO SPOON!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 14:13, Reply)

binary of tables from a SQL format database
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:26, Reply)

OH MAN YOU MADE IT LOOK LIKES HES DOING A POO!!!!!
ENJOY YOUR POO CROW!!!!!!AHAHAHAHAH!!!
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:30, Reply)

I'm multi-assking

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:42, Reply)

You need to get the crown back off jaysums then

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:43, Reply)

NDITB

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:43, Reply)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 14:07, Reply)

SQLinjectionlols
A narrow niche lol, if ever there was one
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 14:09, Reply)

Tragically I get this.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 27 Aug 2014, 15:21, Reply)

Have you considered taking up a hobby? Or if you're at work, doing some?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:19, Reply)

No

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:22, Reply)

The BAFR boardies seem to think Rob has jumped ship to his new website
and dunt care about us anymore
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:28, Reply)

What's his new website?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:44, Reply)

It makes this place look good

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 14:15, Reply)

UNPOSSIBLE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 14:21, Reply)

for realzeees
I had a quick butchers and it really was a slow loading piece of shit
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 14:31, Reply)

I'm reading offtopic, think that says it all.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:30, Reply)

It moves faster than the BAFFERS tho
There's no hurrying those fuckers
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:31, Reply)

who are BAFR?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:35, Reply)

the /bugs_and_feature_requests board
The b3ta elite no doubt
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:35, Reply)

Christ, if they're the elite, where do we come in? Between/talk, and / calendar?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:39, Reply)

Just below /cookiepolicy I'd say

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:45, Reply)

\0/

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:54, Reply)

very

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:37, Reply)

Join the BAFFERS! There's your answer!

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:44, Reply)

I have started a new thread there

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:52, Reply)

I'm never gonna hear the end of this at the next B@FRB4sh :((((((

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 14:41, Reply)

I'll host it at the pub, assuming we're not bankrupt, or closed bythe public health.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 14:52, Reply)

Nah, you're alright, I've already had four gazzes requesting a different venue

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 14:53, Reply)

I'm alright, as it goes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 14:14, Reply)

Says whom?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 14:15, Reply)

Me-m

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 14:22, Reply)

Ok, I am bored now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 14:37, Reply)

You won't be tomorrow #bafr

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 14:38, Reply)

#mine

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 14:41, Reply)

It's gone a bit quiet over there now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 14:42, Reply)

it's not officially open until tomorrow #bafr

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 14:42, Reply)