She's doing the ice cream/fork thing again :o(

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:23, 107 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Delete this please.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:26, Reply)

My fucking shitcunt work place has just increased the cost of my parking by 450%
Cunts
( Peej, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:08, Reply)

So did mine!
Luckily it was 0 to begin with.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:10, Reply)

Hahahaha
Outsourced parking on campus, for your convenience we will take the amount directly from your pay.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:12, Reply)

in which case it would be pre-tax, so a better option than paying the effective 20% extra if paid from net salary

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:16, Reply)

Its not even outsourced
Its run by our own campus services. Its just profiteering off their own employees.
( Peej, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:16, Reply)

At Newcastle Uni they solved this by building on top of all the car parks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:17, Reply)

by building on top of all the car parks by being northern and unable to afford cars
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:21, Reply)

That too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:22, Reply)

In that case I refer you to the opening part of my post
My missus worked for the local uni years back and they went from having free staff parking to outsourcing it to a bunch of useless cunts who charged the staff £240 a year and the students double that
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:20, Reply)

My mate works at a university and he gets round this by buying one day ticket a month for a quid.
You're supposed to scratch the day off you're using and display it, but he hides that bit under his tax disc.

The most amusing part is that he lives so close to the univeristy it's actually less distance and quicker to walk through the as the roads are perpendicular to his direction of travel. His battery went flat recently.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:24, Reply)

Oh fucking hell.
metro.co.uk/2014/09/02/iceland-launch-chicken-tikka-yorkshire-pudding-meal-for-one-the-world-weeps-4853877/
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:12, Reply)

my local in folkestone do giant yorkshires filled with chicken curry, its alright

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:17, Reply)

Given this is from iceland and costs a quid, I doubt it will be anything near 'alright'.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:20, Reply)

I completely agree, but filing yorkshire puddings with most food is still WIN

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:21, Reply)

I dunno
Yorkie pud = Good
Chicken = good
Tikka = good

How could they possibly go wrong
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:22, Reply)

By trying to cover ingredients, manufacture and overheads costs and still make a profit retailing at £1?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:23, Reply)

^^^^
It'll taste of cumin and shame.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:25, Reply)

I had a curry with cumin.
It wasn't very nice.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:49, Reply)

STOP INSULTING THE WAITERS THEN

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:00, Reply)

I always use far too much cumin. I do enjoy

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:17, Reply)

I am going to
deliberately read this as innuendo...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:19, Reply)

It's clearly a loss leader, they make the real money on the doner kebab pizza people no doubt also buy whilst shopping there

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:27, Reply)

^TGGI
ABIIMFP
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:01, Reply)

This never would have happened when I was regional global director of pizza hut in 2007.

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:27, Reply)

They do chicken tikka lasagna as well.
The dirty bastards!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:18, Reply)

Poor old Bejam, where did it all go wrong?

( Kroney, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:25, Reply)

After his short lived film career
He hit the bonios pretty hard and then had to beg for scraps outside of butchers
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:13, Reply)

I bought a jumper.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:21, Reply)

Hi FRIENDS!
what's shaking?
Ive been training new staff today. I've got a full house sales team and im full of drop rates. What's your day consisting of?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:16, Reply)

Coffee, shortbread, meetings, anger, crywank

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:19, Reply)

This place is dead on its arse without you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:22, Reply)

Dont mention arses you know what his lot are like.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:26, Reply)

Mailbox creation and machine updates.
Pretty much all day. Boring adminny shit in preparation of the next phase of my fax to email roll-out.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:23, Reply)

Camping fax?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:24, Reply)

I've now got an odd little image in my head
of a tiny butane powered fax machine for use in the New Forest.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:26, Reply)

Feeling ill, wasting time on the internet

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:23, Reply)

hahaha that anders troll wannabe is a spastic
it's been a while since we had a new nutter
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:17, Reply)

A surrogate reginald
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:19, Reply)

Reg and Quintin were great.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:22, Reply)

^^^^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:22, Reply)

Which one is reg?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:31, Reply)

He was the best one here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:33, Reply)

^^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:34, Reply)

The one that wasn't Quintin.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:42, Reply)

it's a most cutting and brilliant piece of satire

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:27, Reply)

I liked when it was calling you 'arsewipe' as some kind of insult, it clearly didn't get your incredibly witty name

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:22, Reply)

I thought it was lol too frog.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:25, Reply)

I prefer Gayham Angrily

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:31, Reply)

Where is this happening?

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:33, Reply)

uh-oh three ha's can only mean upset is at hand.

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:40, Reply)

"it'll all end in tears"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:42, Reply)

Nobody cares about my new jumper :(

( Kroney, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:30, Reply)

Tell us about it, I'm a jumper fan.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:32, Reply)

Grey, 100% wool, V neck.
Nice and smart for work, but could go with jeans and a shirt if I wanted to look a bit Nakers-y.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:33, Reply)

I approve.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:34, Reply)

Sounds good with brogues, and some chinos.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:37, Reply)

I've got a couple of bench jumpers that fit this bill.
I like wearing a jumper as it gives me plausible deniability about not ironing my shirts.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:56, Reply)

I just wear them unironed.
My boss has given up on it.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:05, Reply)

I wish you were a jumper

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:40, Reply)

I don't know what I have done to upset you, but I'm sorry.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:41, Reply)

Thanks I take back my comment

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:41, Reply)

He means he wants to get inside you to stay warm on a winter's night.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:42, Reply)

And I thought he smelt bad... On the outside...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:49, Reply)

Alright Bonz Solo

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:55, Reply)

*rocks grandad shirt and waistcoat combo*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:56, Reply)

LOL

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:56, Reply)

I could do with a new jumper
Or maybe two
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:33, Reply)

If you find one you like buy it in several colours #jumperexpert

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:36, Reply)

That's right friend. Tailored suits and churches shoes or gtfo.
Also unless it's merino wool you're a knob htfhyc.
(Mr Udagawa, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:38, Reply)

I'm on the look out for another cardigan to complement the brown cable-knit beast in my wardrobe.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:41, Reply)

It isn't a proper cardigan unless it's got two pockets friend. You'll look super duper combining it with a nice scarf to go with the gingham shirt and suede oxfords during the chillier autumnal weeks that are fast encroaching friend.

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:45, Reply)

Obviously it's got pockets.
What sort of a know-nothing false cardigan twat do you take me for? Prick.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:57, Reply)

Your missus complemented the brown cable I left between her breasts
Is that the same?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:48, Reply)

Only homosexuals wear jumpers
this is scientific fact
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:41, Reply)

^scouser

( Kroney, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:42, Reply)

Breton wearing onion bummer

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:46, Reply)

How imaginative.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:56, Reply)

Imagines
Spanish Prick....



(how's that for different eh)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:58, Reply)

I am homosexual, but only so I can wear jumpers.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:43, Reply)

duly noted

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:47, Reply)

^unloveable spastic

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:48, Reply)

^ sets up an account just to have a toothless bite at strangers on the internet ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:51, Reply)

No I never
"frogmeat an get out now pal"

*heeds gibberish advice*
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:53, Reply)