Raised eyebrows at this belated report
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-29119024
what have you raised your eyebrow at today?
Are your eyebrows groomed, bushy, mono?

alt. Lunch
altalt. pricks

altaltalt. discovered anything new lately?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 11:45, 89 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

hiya!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 11:45, Reply)

yer

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 11:54, Reply)

im 33 and 3/4 and what is this?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 11:53, Reply)

I didnt ask you age. I asked about your eyebrows.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 11:55, Reply)

oh well in that case
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2364440
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 11:56, Reply)

is your birthday party on /calendar yet?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:14, Reply)

I'm not having one.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:14, Reply)

just you and the half budgie sharing half a pizza with the first half of x-factor before an early night

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:17, Reply)

Just go to the pub innit
121 days woop woop
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:18, Reply)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 11:56, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 11:57, Reply)

where did you find this picture of me?
Delete this please.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:03, Reply)

I just googled 'jumped up dictionary bashing mid-life skater prick'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:05, Reply)

click

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:09, Reply)

I bet he's Eastern European.

( Kroney, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:18, Reply)

I bet you're French

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:21, Reply)

I made a photo a while back along those lines. If I still had it, I'd post it.

( Kroney, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:25, Reply)

I have excellent eyebrows and long eyelashes
My son has stupidly long eyelashes, over which every woman gets envious

Alt:
Lunch is currently pitta bread. I need to get something else, I think
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 11:59, Reply)

Why are your eyebrows raised at the report? Why do you think it is belated?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:02, Reply)

Because it crashed months ago, they were late letting people go on site to make the report and because cover ups.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:09, Reply)

ok

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:11, Reply)

YEAH! and the CIA did 911

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:13, Reply)

I was going to suggest that an air crash investigation might consist of a high amount of data and physical evidence that all needs careful and thorough analysis which would take a long time and manpower
Which even though there were obstructions and delays in getting to the crash site would not have made much of a difference time-wise, but I realised I couldn't be bothered and OMG RUSSIANS DUN IT a couple of days after would have sufficed as far as Jaysum is concerned.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:18, Reply)

Well I was against the Russians as is but i didn't once give them the finger.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:22, Reply)

yeah i was trying out an Al style 'discussion' in which i compose a wall of text no one reads, i expect i shall call you a fucking spastic in a minute

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:25, Reply)

I just thought you were being a bit "dozer" about the whole thing

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:27, Reply)

DERRRR YOU FUCKING SPASTIC

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:26, Reply)

altaltalt I've discovered I need a poo

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:08, Reply)

shit off

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:09, Reply)

I pooped so hard earlier that I put my back out.

( Kroney, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:20, Reply)

alt: I discovered my dad with an orange in his mouth and belt around his neck having asphyxiated himself to death over pictures of Princess Anne

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:13, Reply)

Best lunch ever.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:14, Reply)

you have some pretty terrible lunches

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:15, Reply)

I have the vegetarian option

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:16, Reply)

Veal steak tartare it is

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:16, Reply)

Sous-vide or gtfo

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:18, Reply)

has battered flounced for good yet?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:20, Reply)

Looks that way
Although there have been reports of the odd late night pop-up thread.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:25, Reply)

Good evening.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:27, Reply)

Delete this please

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:29, Reply)

What's for supper?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:30, Reply)

lamb kofta with bone marrow, and nine pints of 'Amstell'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:33, Reply)

I've lost a twitter follower :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:35, Reply)

I like that he was nominated for a shorty award

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:36, Reply)

dunno wot that is

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:38, Reply)

Gay cockney serial killer?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:36, Reply)

No thanks, I'll probably just get a sandwich

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:37, Reply)

Lime and chilli chicken, obviously

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:34, Reply)

Bit early for supper. Friend.
No, I'm in the pub on my second pint of cider, looking over some restructuring work for a friend, having spent the morning at an exclusive and very expensive soft play with micro. Phwooarrr MILFs!
Then I shall sleep on the sofa through the late afternoon/early evening, after which I shall open a bottle (or two) of Malbec and THEN I will consider cooking a whole leg of lamb, mange tout and a raspberry jus.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:36, Reply)

Alright Gayham Angrily, I think you've logged into Tangles account by mistake

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:38, Reply)

Whoops!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:39, Reply)

hipster prick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:27, Reply)

I didn't realise you had family in Politics.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:22, Reply)

Belated? It only happened a couple of months ago.
Then there was the matter of getting to the site, which was in the middle of a war zone and then investigations take time. Then, some poor work experience kid has to type it all up and get it spell checked, then get angry because Word's formatted it all to American spelling and then it's got to go to the printer's, who'll take forever to get it sorted out because "we've just had a big job come in, all high weight, full colour posters, boss. It'll be at least a week, though we could rush it if you bung us a freebie".

/mrs works in Marketing
( Kroney, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:17, Reply)

I have raised my eyebrow today at learning we have one team that transfers files TO the database server
but to transfer files FROM the database server is the responsibility of a different team.

I was not, perhaps, as surprised as someone unfamiliar with our "organisation" might have been.

Alt: I made a Shooter's Sandwich yesterday so I have a large slice of that for lunch and will be grabbing a salad to go with it.

altalt: I have one, I'm quite fond of it, see no need for anyone else's.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:24, Reply)

I googled that sammidge and im damn glad I did.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:34, Reply)

I've been diagnosed with Aids :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:27, Reply)

\o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:28, Reply)

slag

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:33, Reply)

I caught it off your cerebral palsy boyfriend

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:34, Reply)

He wouldn't touch you with Battereds

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:35, Reply)

there is substantial evidence to the contrary.
My T4 count, for starters.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:37, Reply)

what has Hollyoaks Omnibus got to do with anything?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:44, Reply)

WELL THIS IS FUN!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:01, Reply)

you've only got yerself to blame

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:02, Reply)

he's such a ruiner

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:04, Reply)

You're more hated than me, dear.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:04, Reply)

That simply isn't possible.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:07, Reply)

People chat on a thread which says "evening" and nothing else.
This is nothing but homophobia and you know it.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:04, Reply)

I think I have been reasonably open about my homophobia

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:07, Reply)

and I respect you for that

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:09, Reply)

And it's 'Good evening'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:09, Reply)

I'll be the judge of that

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:10, Reply)

it was my thread an' all

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:11, Reply)

My stupid Android phone not wanting to talk to my stupid ios iTunes library.
altaltalt: It's actually possible to spend the day away from the computer. Who knew, huh?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:06, Reply)

I've just downloaded a new app called Themer
It looks quite good but I cant figure it all out
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:07, Reply)

I use iSyncr
but it seems to work when it feels like it.

My stupid computer wants me to get an iPhone. It's a massive scam by Apple, I swear down bruv.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:22, Reply)

I ent got any downloaded music from Apple but I used iTunes to rip the CDs
I just copy them onto my phone
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:26, Reply)

You're complaining about something you're doing voluntarily.
You don't need to use iTunes, nobody's forcing you into it.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:30, Reply)

I know, but I haven't found a decent application that I prefer
that will talk to both my iPad and my Galaxy, and still play on my Windows PC.

First world problems, innit?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:38, Reply)

What do you need an extra app for? Just use media player

( Kroney, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:44, Reply)

I've never got on with that,
and it doesn't seem to like the iPad.

I suppose I could use the two systems at the same time, but it seems like a faff.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:53, Reply)

More of a faff than what you're doing?

( Kroney, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:18, Reply)

I have discovered that Google Sheets is "fucking shit"
How difficult can it be to add in a chart with one set of data and two axis?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:46, Reply)

don't even know what that is

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:53, Reply)

Stay that way
Google apps are shite
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:56, Reply)