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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Raised eyebrows at this belated report
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-29119024
what have you raised your eyebrow at today?
Are your eyebrows groomed, bushy, mono?
alt. Lunch
altalt. pricks
altaltalt. discovered anything new lately?
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 11:45, 89 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-29119024
what have you raised your eyebrow at today?
Are your eyebrows groomed, bushy, mono?
alt. Lunch
altalt. pricks
altaltalt. discovered anything new lately?
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 11:45, 89 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
just you and the half budgie sharing half a pizza with the first half of x-factor before an early night
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I just googled 'jumped up dictionary bashing mid-life skater prick'
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I made a photo a while back along those lines. If I still had it, I'd post it.
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I have excellent eyebrows and long eyelashes
My son has stupidly long eyelashes, over which every woman gets envious
Alt:
Lunch is currently pitta bread. I need to get something else, I think
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 11:59, Reply)
My son has stupidly long eyelashes, over which every woman gets envious
Alt:
Lunch is currently pitta bread. I need to get something else, I think
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 11:59, Reply)
Why are your eyebrows raised at the report? Why do you think it is belated?
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Because it crashed months ago, they were late letting people go on site to make the report and because cover ups.
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I was going to suggest that an air crash investigation might consist of a high amount of data and physical evidence that all needs careful and thorough analysis which would take a long time and manpower
Which even though there were obstructions and delays in getting to the crash site would not have made much of a difference time-wise, but I realised I couldn't be bothered and OMG RUSSIANS DUN IT a couple of days after would have sufficed as far as Jaysum is concerned.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:18, Reply)
Which even though there were obstructions and delays in getting to the crash site would not have made much of a difference time-wise, but I realised I couldn't be bothered and OMG RUSSIANS DUN IT a couple of days after would have sufficed as far as Jaysum is concerned.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:18, Reply)
Well I was against the Russians as is but i didn't once give them the finger.
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yeah i was trying out an Al style 'discussion' in which i compose a wall of text no one reads, i expect i shall call you a fucking spastic in a minute
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alt: I discovered my dad with an orange in his mouth and belt around his neck having asphyxiated himself to death over pictures of Princess Anne
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Looks that way
Although there have been reports of the odd late night pop-up thread.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:25, Reply)
Although there have been reports of the odd late night pop-up thread.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:25, Reply)
Bit early for supper. Friend.
No, I'm in the pub on my second pint of cider, looking over some restructuring work for a friend, having spent the morning at an exclusive and very expensive soft play with micro. Phwooarrr MILFs!
Then I shall sleep on the sofa through the late afternoon/early evening, after which I shall open a bottle (or two) of Malbec and THEN I will consider cooking a whole leg of lamb, mange tout and a raspberry jus.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:36, Reply)
No, I'm in the pub on my second pint of cider, looking over some restructuring work for a friend, having spent the morning at an exclusive and very expensive soft play with micro. Phwooarrr MILFs!
Then I shall sleep on the sofa through the late afternoon/early evening, after which I shall open a bottle (or two) of Malbec and THEN I will consider cooking a whole leg of lamb, mange tout and a raspberry jus.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:36, Reply)
Alright Gayham Angrily, I think you've logged into Tangles account by mistake
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Belated? It only happened a couple of months ago.
Then there was the matter of getting to the site, which was in the middle of a war zone and then investigations take time. Then, some poor work experience kid has to type it all up and get it spell checked, then get angry because Word's formatted it all to American spelling and then it's got to go to the printer's, who'll take forever to get it sorted out because "we've just had a big job come in, all high weight, full colour posters, boss. It'll be at least a week, though we could rush it if you bung us a freebie".
/mrs works in Marketing
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:17, Reply)
Then there was the matter of getting to the site, which was in the middle of a war zone and then investigations take time. Then, some poor work experience kid has to type it all up and get it spell checked, then get angry because Word's formatted it all to American spelling and then it's got to go to the printer's, who'll take forever to get it sorted out because "we've just had a big job come in, all high weight, full colour posters, boss. It'll be at least a week, though we could rush it if you bung us a freebie".
/mrs works in Marketing
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:17, Reply)
I have raised my eyebrow today at learning we have one team that transfers files TO the database server
but to transfer files FROM the database server is the responsibility of a different team.
I was not, perhaps, as surprised as someone unfamiliar with our "organisation" might have been.
Alt: I made a Shooter's Sandwich yesterday so I have a large slice of that for lunch and will be grabbing a salad to go with it.
altalt: I have one, I'm quite fond of it, see no need for anyone else's.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:24, Reply)
but to transfer files FROM the database server is the responsibility of a different team.
I was not, perhaps, as surprised as someone unfamiliar with our "organisation" might have been.
Alt: I made a Shooter's Sandwich yesterday so I have a large slice of that for lunch and will be grabbing a salad to go with it.
altalt: I have one, I'm quite fond of it, see no need for anyone else's.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:24, Reply)
there is substantial evidence to the contrary.
My T4 count, for starters.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:37, Reply)
My T4 count, for starters.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:37, Reply)
People chat on a thread which says "evening" and nothing else.
This is nothing but homophobia and you know it.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:04, Reply)
This is nothing but homophobia and you know it.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:04, Reply)
My stupid Android phone not wanting to talk to my stupid ios iTunes library.
altaltalt: It's actually possible to spend the day away from the computer. Who knew, huh?
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:06, Reply)
altaltalt: It's actually possible to spend the day away from the computer. Who knew, huh?
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:06, Reply)
I've just downloaded a new app called Themer
It looks quite good but I cant figure it all out
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:07, Reply)
It looks quite good but I cant figure it all out
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:07, Reply)
I use iSyncr
but it seems to work when it feels like it.
My stupid computer wants me to get an iPhone. It's a massive scam by Apple, I swear down bruv.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:22, Reply)
but it seems to work when it feels like it.
My stupid computer wants me to get an iPhone. It's a massive scam by Apple, I swear down bruv.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:22, Reply)
I ent got any downloaded music from Apple but I used iTunes to rip the CDs
I just copy them onto my phone
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:26, Reply)
I just copy them onto my phone
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:26, Reply)
You're complaining about something you're doing voluntarily.
You don't need to use iTunes, nobody's forcing you into it.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:30, Reply)
You don't need to use iTunes, nobody's forcing you into it.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:30, Reply)
I know, but I haven't found a decent application that I prefer
that will talk to both my iPad and my Galaxy, and still play on my Windows PC.
First world problems, innit?
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:38, Reply)
that will talk to both my iPad and my Galaxy, and still play on my Windows PC.
First world problems, innit?
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:38, Reply)
I've never got on with that,
and it doesn't seem to like the iPad.
I suppose I could use the two systems at the same time, but it seems like a faff.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:53, Reply)
and it doesn't seem to like the iPad.
I suppose I could use the two systems at the same time, but it seems like a faff.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:53, Reply)
I have discovered that Google Sheets is "fucking shit"
How difficult can it be to add in a chart with one set of data and two axis?
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:46, Reply)
How difficult can it be to add in a chart with one set of data and two axis?
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:46, Reply)
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