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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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it's all glamour with you ent it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:22, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I once went for a pint with Battered

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:23, Reply)
how was it, you can be truthful now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:23, Reply)
£10 on 'he's alright in real life'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:24, Reply)
is your opinion or prediction of peej's response?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:25, Reply)
the response

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:26, Reply)
He's akshully really tall in real life. Taller than stunned even.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:27, Reply)
impossible

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:28, Reply)
It was a lie on the internet.
"Well Mr Battered" I said "Its customary to stand up when shaking someones hand"

"I am standing up" He replied.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:29, Reply)
you might be able to do the same joke with me one day, that would be fun!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:30, Reply)

"Well Mr Meatsnake" I said "It's customary to at least try and lift your ginormous head off the floor when greeting someone!"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:32, Reply)
Doesn't work now, my head is standard size. My bike helmet is size M
For Medium not Massive before you get any ideas about doing a joke
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:34, Reply)
Mega sized

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:35, Reply)
You're spiteful :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:35, Reply)
MY FUCKING WORD ITS BIG

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:39, Reply)
Et tu crow?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:44, Reply)
Sorry man

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:53, Reply)
well, i suppose i did post a picture of you with 'sweaty pervert' written on it yesterday so.....still m8s yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:55, Reply)
Deal

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:58, Reply)
If I die tonight I will die happy

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 15:00, Reply)
Starter for ten
Words that sporters has never heard...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:53, Reply)
NO

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:59, Reply)
I would like that.
You are allowed to visit Cornwall without her you know
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:36, Reply)
her dad said I can use his place down your way "anytime you like" no mention of having her with me

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Did he mention anything about bringing all your internet mates down with you?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:39, Reply)
i will have soem time off at the end of October, lets go then

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:41, Reply)
baggsy the big bed !!

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:42, Reply)
Will have to be mid October as I'm away start of November

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:43, Reply)
I can make that work no probs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:46, Reply)
wicked we will work out the dates on put an event on /calendar

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:48, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:56, Reply)
No but reading between the lines he clearly means bring anyone but not Stunned, possibly others

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:42, Reply)
I have never pissed myself
however I have vomited on the ceiling
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:44, Reply)
Lusty and Monty were there so good akshurly
I also once went for a pint with Stunned, Monty and LiC. I went for a pint with Jeff once too but I didn't mae a good impression.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:26, Reply)
To be fair, your Jethro impression was very good.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:40, Reply)
Did he do his whole
"Scared of Fire" act... because that's not an act
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:55, Reply)
I just bought a rear windscreen wiper motor

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:23, Reply)
I stayed over at Monty's london pad

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:23, Reply)
when i met him he helpfully wore a Hawkwind t-shirt and top knot so I'd recognise him

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:24, Reply)
I don't think I've seen him wear anything else
Not even trousers
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:25, Reply)
I smeared dog shit under montys love handles

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:27, Reply)
i thought he was doing a Rolf Harris impression :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:28, Reply)

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