^^^^this
all it takes is one kid to say you touched or assaulted them and your in a world of shit, potential no job, no future job or worse on some sort of register. cos their little spawn would never make summat like that up, innit?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 14:22, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

A mate got this and was suspended for 6 months until the girl admitted it was a lie
Mrs Cow's teaching assistant also got accused of it at the graduation ball by a 17 year old, until he mentioned that he wasn't actually at the ball
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 14:23, Reply)

Still, no smoke without fire eh

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 14:24, Reply)

Possibly not

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 14:25, Reply)

He wasn't at the ball but he was round the bins

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 14:30, Reply)

*Crowbars in old joke*
I like to call my wife Cinderella whenever she goes down on me...



Because she shall go to the balls
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 14:38, Reply)