What are your plans for Christmas?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 20:28, 30 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Evening Battered, usual family shit, although apparently the pub is open for regulars for a few hours Xmas afternoon. Bollocks.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 20:41, Reply)

You might want to check what's happened on previous years; in some pubs the regulars expect a free Christmas pint.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 20:44, Reply)

Yeah, I've been for a quickie at Crimbo here, it's always a free one.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 20:49, Reply)

Stop working for a couple of weeks and start drinking earlier in the day

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 20:51, Reply)

Port and brandy is good for breakfast, medical fact.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 20:53, Reply)

yep.
And horrid chocolate coins count as breakfast if you cant be arsed getting supplies.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 20:58, Reply)

Nah, Quality Street, gtf.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 20:59, Reply)

my old dear usually hoovers them and I don't buy chocolate myself.
There used to be an old bloke in my local known as 'Christmas beano jakey' who wasn't supposed to drink on medical advice but allowed himself a week at Christmas to go mental. He was a nice bloke.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 21:04, Reply)

Was...I assume he's pegged it?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 21:13, Reply)

yeah. he was pretty old though.
Don't think he went at Christmas either.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 21:18, Reply)

standard.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 20:56, Reply)

We wish no drugs for 24 hours and a happy new year.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 21:12, Reply)

Drugs aren't big and clever. Hth.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 21:13, Reply)

Good evening.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 21:16, Reply)

good alright FRIEND

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 21:16, Reply)

alright CUNT friend

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 21:17, Reply)

delete this CUNT now

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 21:18, Reply)

delete this EVENING

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 21:19, Reply)

SERIOUSLY cunt this please

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 21:21, Reply)

Good evening.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 21:17, Reply)

Good evening.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 21:17, Reply)