When I was 10 my grandad died on my birthday
not so good, that one
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:08, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Sorry for your loss.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:11, Reply)

I barely knew him to be honest
it was more that other people around me were upset.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:15, Reply)

Sorry for their loss.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:17, Reply)

cheers hun
Anyway, you alright?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:20, Reply)

Yeah, having a great time mooching around a RAF base.
Plus got the kitchen finished. It looks tip top.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:22, Reply)

Nice
What base? Not Thorny Island, by any chance?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:23, Reply)

No, Brize.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:24, Reply)

Ah ok
What takes you there? Work?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:27, Reply)

No Brizes for guessing!
Haha get it?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:42, Reply)

That's Nort-on

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:53, Reply)

Did he manage to give you your present first though?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:11, Reply)

Yeah, it was clothes
that's why I killed him
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:12, Reply)

Too right, should have got you the board game 'I VANT TO BITE YOUR FINGER'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:14, Reply)

lol
If I don't get Ghost Castle this year, Imma cut some cunt up
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:16, Reply)

I want Ghost Castle too, and Kong Man, and I'm sulking for weeks if it doesn't happen.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:17, Reply)

Proportionate and fair.
No child likes to receive a 'practical' birthday present.
I was given an electric razor for my 16th birthday by my parents. A fucking razor.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:16, Reply)

Is that because you were a hairy goat boy?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:17, Reply)

officelolling hard

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:21, Reply)

It was intended for use on his palms.

( Kroney, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:23, Reply)

I was more of a bumfluffy goat boy back then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:31, Reply)

haha awww
thing is, your folks probably felt dead proud of you for that. Our little boy and all that.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:20, Reply)

All in all it was a pretty shit birthday.
Of my three closest friends, one had stopped being my friend because he had a girlfriend now; one was away on holiday and the other had been grounded and wasn't allowed to come out with me.
But none of that stopped my from going to the Groovy Garden at the Tic Toc and dancing my skinny arse off all night.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:30, Reply)

This should probably have been my answer to the main question.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:33, Reply)

Chicks man, am I right?
But hey, you got to boogie. And isn't that what it's all about?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:33, Reply)

I thought the hokey-cokey was what it was all about?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:41, Reply)

I assumed that was the dance you were doing

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:57, Reply)

electric razors are shit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:24, Reply)

^^^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:31, Reply)