Hello
I am a 5'6" tall pink-chino'd goggleprick with a severe case of measurement blindness, a filing cabinet full of printed emails, a side-firing arsehole and a problem with not looking like a needy desperate licky-licky-brown nose in front of low grade television personalities.

Who am I?
( Kroney, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:09, 5 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

UNWARRENTED ABUSE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:09, Reply)

^RENTER

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:10, Reply)

OWNER OF TWO HOUSES^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:10, Reply)

I am, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:11, Reply)

SHITPANTS NUGENT!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:09, Reply)

AND IM 6'2" AT LEAST

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:10, Reply)

Based on your cabling measurements I believe you to be a friend of Snow White

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:11, Reply)

With 32" legs?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:12, Reply)

He's got a two foot long head.

( Kroney, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:13, Reply)

i like to show a little ankle

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:14, Reply)

+ c

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:16, Reply)

wHAT IS THIS NATIONAL BULLY NAKERS SUB THREAD, WHHY NOT MAKE A WHOLE NEW THREAD FOR YOUR FUNA DN GAMES OR A NEW BOARD OR NEW WEBSITE YOU
SHITS
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:18, Reply)

red setter high fives

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:29, Reply)

;)

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:31, Reply)

anyway I wear 32" 34"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:15, Reply)

Me too!
OMG we're twins
( Kroney, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:16, Reply)

Triplets

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:18, Reply)

Quadruplets

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:28, Reply)

do you have a built up shoe to accommodate your 2" of leg length difference?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:16, Reply)

Internet says not
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2270779
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:16, Reply)

Technically a 33" but they don't make them anyway but SHUTUP YOU WEIRD LEG STALKJER

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:17, Reply)

OMG ME TOO
:O:O:O:D:D:D:O:O
( Kroney, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:19, Reply)

-__-

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:23, Reply)

UH-OH!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:18, Reply)

DUNNO WHAT YOU CHATTIN BOUT MATE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:19, Reply)

CRANNERS!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:10, Reply)

And I forgot to mention
An inability to go for a drink because his wife won't let him :(
( Kroney, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:12, Reply)

not troo I met mince

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:14, Reply)