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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good Afternoon!
Following with the drink theme.
What's the worst/ weirdest thing you've woke up with after a night on the sauce?
alt. LUNCH! I Called it! MINE!
altalt. Which bands do you wish would break up or lose a member?
I'm SO unoriginal!
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:08, 152 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Following with the drink theme.
What's the worst/ weirdest thing you've woke up with after a night on the sauce?
alt. LUNCH! I Called it! MINE!
altalt. Which bands do you wish would break up or lose a member?
I'm SO unoriginal!
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:08, 152 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
YM of course
alt: vegetable cup-a-soup
alt alt: we could all benefit from losing this member www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/09/25/anjem-choudary-arrested-london-anti-terrorism-raid_n_5880094.html?utm_hp_ref=uk&ir=UK
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:12, Reply)
alt: vegetable cup-a-soup
alt alt: we could all benefit from losing this member www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/09/25/anjem-choudary-arrested-london-anti-terrorism-raid_n_5880094.html?utm_hp_ref=uk&ir=UK
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:12, Reply)
What a proper member.
These terrorists are a crazy bunch. I don;t get why they are so against the west.
They would have much happier, better dressed lives if they just conformed.
Mind I can't see one running the Mac counter in Selfridges.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:14, Reply)
These terrorists are a crazy bunch. I don;t get why they are so against the west.
They would have much happier, better dressed lives if they just conformed.
Mind I can't see one running the Mac counter in Selfridges.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:14, Reply)
Should we even be celebrating election pledges
its like 4 years ago
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:31, Reply)
its like 4 years ago
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:31, Reply)
that is so untrue
you had to stay in an hotel! you woke up with scabies!
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:19, Reply)
you had to stay in an hotel! you woke up with scabies!
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:19, Reply)
Yeah but since then I have woken up next to you after a night on the sauce
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:21, Reply)
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:21, Reply)
One of my peak nights out I woke up with a shopping trolley, a men at work sign, some council flowers and a bag of plastic hip forks.
I also once woke up to a strange alarm in a hotel room somewhere on the Quayside. I had apparently pulled an air steward who had to be ready by 5am.
Immaculately dressed he was, as I staggered round the room getting my stuff together. I emerged from a weird vertigo suffering lift to the rest of his immaculately dressed team in the lobby.
I've never felt as cheap.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:18, Reply)
I also once woke up to a strange alarm in a hotel room somewhere on the Quayside. I had apparently pulled an air steward who had to be ready by 5am.
Immaculately dressed he was, as I staggered round the room getting my stuff together. I emerged from a weird vertigo suffering lift to the rest of his immaculately dressed team in the lobby.
I've never felt as cheap.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:18, Reply)
I once almost decapitated a serving Israeli soldier in a shopping trolley
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:38, Reply)
Weirdest was a hoover.
I expect there were some wacky shenanigans, or something. I hate wacky shenanigans.
Worst was a good pint of dried, congealed blood sticking me to my sheets. Turned out I'd fallen over onto some barbed wire. Ripped three half-inch deep gashes in my thigh. I had no memory of falling over, getting home or noticing the injury in any way.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:20, Reply)
I expect there were some wacky shenanigans, or something. I hate wacky shenanigans.
Worst was a good pint of dried, congealed blood sticking me to my sheets. Turned out I'd fallen over onto some barbed wire. Ripped three half-inch deep gashes in my thigh. I had no memory of falling over, getting home or noticing the injury in any way.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Luckily I had a tetanus booster a couple of years previous after accidentally shutting my penknife on my knuckle.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:22, Reply)
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:22, Reply)
I was once shot in the knee with an air rifle when rather sozzled
Didn't feel a thing
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:36, Reply)
Didn't feel a thing
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:36, Reply)
I once woke up to find a no smoking rule had been instigated in the student house in which I was living.
Apparently it was all my idea, in spite of me being a 40 a day smoker at the time and having no memory of the last couple of hours of the night or how I got to bed.
It was soon revoked.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:23, Reply)
Apparently it was all my idea, in spite of me being a 40 a day smoker at the time and having no memory of the last couple of hours of the night or how I got to bed.
It was soon revoked.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:23, Reply)
Sorry for the lack of wakkiness in my story, but I have never been a wakki student prick
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:34, Reply)
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:34, Reply)
I was
I recall waking up and having no recollection of what it later transpired was the last five days.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:39, Reply)
I recall waking up and having no recollection of what it later transpired was the last five days.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:39, Reply)
The last thing I remember is ordering another round of absinthe
then i had a total star trek moment.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:48, Reply)
then i had a total star trek moment.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:48, Reply)
I burned a hole in my living room carpet with absinthe
I also found out that if you neck about 10 shots of Aftershock you seem to get drunk from the top of your head down
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:49, Reply)
I also found out that if you neck about 10 shots of Aftershock you seem to get drunk from the top of your head down
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:49, Reply)
I once missed my bin and vommed into the back of a Park guitar amp
My reverb stopped working :o(
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:53, Reply)
My reverb stopped working :o(
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:53, Reply)
I once woke up clothed only in newspapers stuck to my body with vomit
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:06, Reply)
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:06, Reply)
My friend Graham now revels in the nickname "Sleeps With Toast" for a similar reason
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:08, Reply)
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:08, Reply)
there was an incident invloving gin and mild racism.
by which I mean my mate showed up with a liter of Gordons and a def comedy jam DVD. upon his insistence we played spot the white person. If you spot the white person in the audience before the comedian you are safe, otherwise you have to take a drink.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:12, Reply)
by which I mean my mate showed up with a liter of Gordons and a def comedy jam DVD. upon his insistence we played spot the white person. If you spot the white person in the audience before the comedian you are safe, otherwise you have to take a drink.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:12, Reply)
Probably the entire signage from the road works in the next street
flashing yellow lights, barriers and all. Bloody students.....
alt:lasagna
altalt: any from any "reality TV" show
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:25, Reply)
flashing yellow lights, barriers and all. Bloody students.....
alt:lasagna
altalt: any from any "reality TV" show
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:25, Reply)
Batteries innit
they fitted on top of the cones, so the idiots I was sharing a house with brought the whole lot.
Cue mad hungover panic all round trying to get them all back before anyone noticed.......
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:34, Reply)
they fitted on top of the cones, so the idiots I was sharing a house with brought the whole lot.
Cue mad hungover panic all round trying to get them all back before anyone noticed.......
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:34, Reply)
a 4 and a half ft fibreglass squiral
alt coffee and yummy nicotine,
altx2 HAWKWIND and all the other 70's parasites stopping cool new music from being out there... Oh and the Yurtsmiths obvs
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:30, Reply)
alt coffee and yummy nicotine,
altx2 HAWKWIND and all the other 70's parasites stopping cool new music from being out there... Oh and the Yurtsmiths obvs
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:30, Reply)
Some dodgy bird with purple hair
I did the walk of shame home looking like I'd been wine-making. I was covered in hair dye. Cracking tits though...
Alt:
Chicken, leek and butterbean pie. Rather nice
AltAlt:
David Bowie
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:33, Reply)
I did the walk of shame home looking like I'd been wine-making. I was covered in hair dye. Cracking tits though...
Alt:
Chicken, leek and butterbean pie. Rather nice
AltAlt:
David Bowie
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:33, Reply)
I've got 2,
One was after a big night with a beautiful girl. She had recently got kittens, and one of them had shit in the bed. We didn't notice till we woke up.
The other was waking to the sound of children's voices, and the smell of breakfast. Stumble to a bathroom in a house I didn't recognise, and there was a kid at the top of the stairs who just stared at me. Then some middle aged woman asked if I wanted breakfast. At first I assumed I'd pulled one of her daughters or something and she was extremely friendly. Well after a bit of breakfast and the young kids going to school, it dawned on me that i may have slept with the middle aged woman. She was insistent I stayed for a long day on our own, wanted to take me for lunch. I ran away.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:36, Reply)
One was after a big night with a beautiful girl. She had recently got kittens, and one of them had shit in the bed. We didn't notice till we woke up.
The other was waking to the sound of children's voices, and the smell of breakfast. Stumble to a bathroom in a house I didn't recognise, and there was a kid at the top of the stairs who just stared at me. Then some middle aged woman asked if I wanted breakfast. At first I assumed I'd pulled one of her daughters or something and she was extremely friendly. Well after a bit of breakfast and the young kids going to school, it dawned on me that i may have slept with the middle aged woman. She was insistent I stayed for a long day on our own, wanted to take me for lunch. I ran away.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:36, Reply)
I once woke up in a sleeping bag with someone elses shit in the bottom of it.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:37, Reply)
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:37, Reply)
By sheer luck alone, I somehow managed not to get any on me, it was just there rolling about. Good job I am 'average height'
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:40, Reply)
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:40, Reply)
Although it's nice that you and swipe have something else in common
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:44, Reply)
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:44, Reply)
A pair of crutches
Still have no idea who we stole them from.
Alt: A chicken, chorizo & rice 'burrito'.
AltAlt: U2
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:22, Reply)
Still have no idea who we stole them from.
Alt: A chicken, chorizo & rice 'burrito'.
AltAlt: U2
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:22, Reply)
Don't use because they're poorly built, rushed out in a hurry, try to force you to use shit software, etc
I was offered an iPhone when I was renewing my contract, I went with an S4 mini, and it's better.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:47, Reply)
I was offered an iPhone when I was renewing my contract, I went with an S4 mini, and it's better.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:47, Reply)
You'll sharp change your mind when they make a move into medical appliances!
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:32, Reply)
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:32, Reply)
i have bought a beautiful Nicole Fahri Jacket and some bargain Levi's
I care not for your questions
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:26, Reply)
I care not for your questions
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:26, Reply)
Size, style, cut, space for boobs, all those things and more I imagine.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:44, Reply)
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:44, Reply)
I find it's not an exact science
also it depends where they sit on your hips innit
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:32, Reply)
also it depends where they sit on your hips innit
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:32, Reply)
This cunt looks like the lovechild of David Cameron and The Penguin.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-29359098
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:37, Reply)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-29359098
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:37, Reply)
it's things like this that make me homophobic.
www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/it-must-be-stopped-it-must-be-stopped#334b259
NSF anything. (Vile Essex cunt wears a "ball bag")
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:58, Reply)
www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/it-must-be-stopped-it-must-be-stopped#334b259
NSF anything. (Vile Essex cunt wears a "ball bag")
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:58, Reply)
All the washing up and a filthy sandwich toaster
My friends had decided to punish me for not doing the washing up by filling my bed with it all. Thing is, it was my flat. My one bedroomed flat, in which I lived alone. Why they thought they had the right to make a statement about me not doing my own washing up I've never understood.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:59, Reply)
My friends had decided to punish me for not doing the washing up by filling my bed with it all. Thing is, it was my flat. My one bedroomed flat, in which I lived alone. Why they thought they had the right to make a statement about me not doing my own washing up I've never understood.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:59, Reply)
My mate used to use paper plates and plastic cutlery.
Probably not good for the environment but still.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:12, Reply)
Probably not good for the environment but still.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:12, Reply)
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