whilst normally i am quite happy for you to mock him
in this case, you are incorrect.

he has massive cow-like eyes with very long girly eyelashes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:07, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

like me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:09, Reply)

everyone likes you m8

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:10, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:11, Reply)

ON OPPOSITE DAY!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:13, Reply)

SICK BURN

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:17, Reply)

bloo blooo blooooo bloooooooo

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:27, Reply)

oh right, big beady starey paedo eyes, got it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:14, Reply)

you're missing a trick here, calling him a paedo
you could insult both of us in one go, if you thought about it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:15, Reply)

EVEN WITH MY MASSIVE EYES I STILL CAN'T FIT YOU INTO MY FRAME OF VISION BECAUSE YOU'RE A FAT GINGER CUNT HAHAHAHAHAHAH

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:16, Reply)

no
that was not it. bad meatsnake.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:17, Reply)

So are you guys doing anything special for your anniversary?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:17, Reply)

yeah
i'll be working late and he'll be "celebrating" with lemmy, if you know what i mean, and i think you do...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:23, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE UPSET PUTTING YOU ON IGNORE TWO POINT ZERO NOW HAHAHAHA

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:18, Reply)

nothing says NOT UPSET ONLINE like USING IGNORE 2.0

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:23, Reply)

What's wrong with being upset?
It's pretty upsetting how fucking boring everyone is on b3ta.
(Mr Udagawa, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:27, Reply)

^ultimate upsetting^

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:28, Reply)

but it's easy for you
if you want maximum upset, you only need a mirror.

it's harder for the rest of us beautiful-looking people.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:46, Reply)

^UPSET LEVEL: JAYSUMS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:30, Reply)

Can you have both big and beady eyes?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:15, Reply)

so we went to the hamster shop on saturday
she picked one that's sort of palomino coloured, cream/gold/gingery
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:16, Reply)

sounds standard
I want a black hamster. I'd call him 'Professor Squeak'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:26, Reply)

they had black ones
and dusty grey ones, and ginger and white ones.

i will admit its little face was quite cute. but why do they need such gigantic bollocks to drag around behind them?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:48, Reply)

I'd love a camouflage one

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:59, Reply)