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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So who is Baggenfock, and why is he a racist nonce?Alt, suggestions for the names of two budgies, boy and girl? They're to be my daughters, so she will have ultimate choice, I'm trying to make reasonably sane suggestions.
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What's the age of consent for budgies? I trust you're not setting up a budgie paedo ring?
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Muns, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:14,
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Starsky and HutchStan and Ollie
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:02,
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Don't know and don't care(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:07,
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I don't really care eitherI need to make sure everybody is absolutely clear on this.
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You could get her into a series of classic litrature by them after two characters in a classic book...... such as from Lewis Carol or C.S Lewis.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:10,
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That sounds a bit noncy for me, are you a nonce?I bet your ringtone is that "Thank heaven, for little girls" song.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:15,
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I've never fucked a kid in my life, thank you....www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2380364
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Muns, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:17,
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I bet in Afganastane "You fuck kids" has a totally different meaning - as in, a goat.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:26,
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The thinggy itself was alright.One minute i'm laughing and joking with them, talking about getting some propofol on the side, promising 'not to do a Jackson'... a few seconds later I'm in recovery on my bed thinking I'm at home until I open my eyes. They've done it up well nicely at the Royal Free.
The Diognis was proper fucking shit though, proper fucked up I think from the report - but the consultant will translate it into laymans.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:38,
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Cheers, I could be a lot worst though.... I got a roof over my head, food on my plate, that won't ever change unless I do something really stupid...I got skills to make money even with all this, where as most people would be on the scrapheap.And also, not being all pity-party because I don't feel that way about my health at all - Give me those over being Blind or Death any day - But when you're ill for so long you begin to think it's all phsycological, so it's good to know it's not all in my head.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:48,
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I was in Manchester the other week, and got her a lovely old illustrated copy of Wind in the Willow, a favourite ofRatty and Mole?
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Yeah', that'll do nicely, can theme out their cage a bit in the theme too...... like you could get some dolls-house toys and make it like Thinggy Mansion. They'd shit all over it, don't know if that'd work, but maybe.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:25,
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That's the one(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:34,
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Who cares? They'll only get murdered by your staff when they find out that you can't afford to pay them anyway.
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Muns, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:11,
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CUNTFUCKBASTARD and SHITWANKTWAT(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:11,
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DONT TALK ABOUT MY BROTHER LIKE THAT(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:13,
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*phones SHITWANKTWAT to give Munsta a good shoeing*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:15,
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What do Muslim kids learn at school?(a) heading
(b)heading
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Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch and Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:14,
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I suggested frog and swipw, as it was the picture of a budgie wearing a hat which gave her the idea. Thankfully she said no.(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:17, Reply)
Why would you suggest that? You are fucking mental and dangerously unstable.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:20,
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How about "Baggenfock fucks kids" and "Baggenfock hates niggers?"(
Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:16,
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Naomi and Rihannathough he doesn't like blackbirds
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:17,
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Domestic abuse expert and criminal Bill Sikes and his prostitute girlfriend Nancy.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:19,
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Turns out Bill Sykes was actually a particularly forward-looking amateur economist.(
Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:21,
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you can't just steal the names of Pj's kids(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:21,
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I always read catwring as cat wiringThis brings up an excellent mental image of a RoboCat
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:22,
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There's a very real danger of people thinking that his kids have downs if they tell anyone about them. (
Muns, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:22,
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Thunderise sounds a bit too metal for a mere budgie, thinking about it.(
Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:23,
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Top tip: Give them names ending in y, apparently it's easier for them to say if they learn to talk.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:22,
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No, apart from he can say 'I'm bored with this thread now and will perhaps continue my participation when another arrives'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:32,
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even his own children find him sexually repellentIn spite of his best efforts.
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You're cruising for a fucking 2.0ing sunshineThen you'll be sorry
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get a the double decker duo you fat internet cunt#(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:43,
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They don't do them in the vending machine.Two's a bit much, anyway. I'm only a bit fat :(
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Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:45,
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This is my choc treat for the afternoon.www.cadbury.co.uk/products/Cola-Pretzel-Honeycomb-4032?p=4032
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Sam Malone and Dr John Becker(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:38,
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Inspector Frederick Abberline and Cry-Baby(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:42,
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:43,
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Fred and Rose*edit* fuck, fuck you monty, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
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Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:43,
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Henry Lee Lucas and Otis Toole(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:45,
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So she has named two birds after two pigs?Look I know battered says mocking someones kids is out of bounds on b3ta but I think your kid might be retarded and if I were you I would keep her away from sharp objects.
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Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:48,
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Beggenfock Beggenfock riding through the glenBeggenfock Beggenfock with his band of men
Unfunny Prick
Failure of a Troll
Beggenfock Beggenfock Beggenfock
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Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:51,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:52,
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So you have named two birds after two pigs?Look I know battered says mocking someones parents is out of bounds on b3ta but I think her dad might be retarded and if I were you I would keep him away from sharp objects.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:10,
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:59,
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Beggenfock has already beaten that record.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:03,
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