I can't say that I've ever seen the attraction in watersports ... piss just isn't that sexy.
Like tripe just isn't that edible.

What etc etc don't you find etc etc?

Alt: milk milk lemonade round the corner chocolate's made
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 13:16, 224 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Well, no, I agree, piss is not very sexy. But, then, to some people nor are you.
Not me mind, I think you're great. But you are similar to piss in that you're not inherently likeable, yet somehow you seem to have got married and kids and stuff.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Nov 2014, 13:39, Reply)

this is the nicest thing anybody has ever said to me.

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 13:41, Reply)

He's just trying to soften you up so you'll let him piss on you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 13:42, Reply)

Or he wants to piss on you to soften you up a little or summat

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 13:42, Reply)

It's a good way to soften up food when weening a baby. I can't see how it wouldn't work.

( Muns, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 13:47, Reply)

Alright weepee, we've got 'female' camra/ticker/real ale twatsin. Christ, they're more disagreeable than the male variety.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 13:42, Reply)

KEYWORD: MOOBS

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 13:42, Reply)

I think they're female, no beards?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 13:44, Reply)

*paging Katie Holmes*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 13:46, Reply)

Just refuse service.
You don't have to give them a reason legally.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Nov 2014, 13:45, Reply)

I'm quite willing to take their money, Camra lot just annoy me.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 13:52, Reply)

Another slow day at the 'green'?
Try a 2-litre bottle of cheap cider. The afternoon will fly by.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 13:47, Reply)

Will require a lot of lube, though

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 13:49, Reply)

I'm back in the office.
Buy thanks for the suggestion, Rachel.
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 13:53, Reply)

Are you wearing your wakky tie?
Did the corridors mysteriously empty as you approached the building?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 13:59, Reply)

Off the topic of watersports
A colleague told our boss on Monday afternoon that he was leaving. He hasn't been given a definite day to leave the company, yet his job was advertised in the trade press on Tuesday. A bit quick off the mark if you ask me*

*You won't
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 13:53, Reply)

Incredibly, this is even duller than old man music chat.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 13:56, Reply)

I know
And it's not even about socks!
I can see the boss's urgency - it's hard to get staff with experience in our field.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 13:58, Reply)

I like old man music chat

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 13:59, Reply)

this doesn't surprise me

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 14:00, Reply)

Define 'Old man' music
Is is music by old men or for old men?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 14:04, Reply)

No, country

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 14:05, Reply)

Draw a venn diagram.
There is quite a big overlap.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 14:05, Reply)

Yeah, but was the music made when they were young?
And they've now got old?
I am confused.*

*also old
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 14:08, Reply)

Music is for everyone, man.
Regardless of the age of the artist
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 14:06, Reply)

Who's your dreamboat from One Direction? I like the blond one.
Man.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 14:12, Reply)

How do five talentless bellends walk down the street?
In one direction
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 14:15, Reply)

Something something Twang Club something

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 14:20, Reply)

We're too lazy/drunk/fat to actually walk anywhere

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 14:23, Reply)

Talentless bellends though, eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 14:25, Reply)

Guilty! We're tuneless and drunk too!

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 14:27, Reply)

"One Erection"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 14:28, Reply)

I like Seasick Steve
He does 'Old man music' and he's an old man!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 14:13, Reply)

Is this what happens when they don't change the question of the week in weeks?
Pisschat?
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 13:54, Reply)

I'm sat here pulling hairs out of my nose.
It's quite satisfying.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 14:03, Reply)

+ pubic

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 14:04, Reply)

I pulled a really long, pure white hair out of my nose yesterday

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 14:05, Reply)

nose

teeth
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 14:11, Reply)

Don't be silly.
He's not interested if they've got hair.
( Muns, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 14:15, Reply)

That's top quality entertainment in Commuterville, Dullsborough, I should imagine.

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 14:12, Reply)

this would be ok if someone who lived somewhere decent said it
oh wait, TTJ.

as you were.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 15:00, Reply)

I don't mind a bit of watersports, although i've not done it before.
I'm never quite sure how to abroach the subject, you'd have to do it in the shower or bathroom though. It's interesting as you can get different smells depending on what you've both eaten the day before. The trouble is that it's over quite soon, and then you're both standing there (well, one of you is, the other is kneeling) and it's just "Oh, is that it?". I mean, it's nice and warm, and as you're already in the shower you can wash yourself afterwards and then go back to bed facing away from each other reading Steven King on your Kindles. It's interesting watching other genders urinate because their faculties are different - I never had a sister growing up, so I don't really know how that bit works.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 14:12, Reply)

Asparagus wees are the sexiest

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 14:13, Reply)

"What? Beatroot? No, I hate the stuff, haven't touched it in ...... WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING"

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 14:14, Reply)

Make it come green
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 14:19, Reply)

It's foreplay leading up to poosports, obviously.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 14:14, Reply)

we are getting a not very much needed insight into the life of Gonz.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 14:15, Reply)

Top Gonzing A+++ Recommended

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 14:24, Reply)