it's Friday! it's five o'clock! it's Crackerjack!
Has Stu Francis been yewtreed? Let's hope not. Historic child abuse is not a laughing matter.
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:11, 77 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

In other news, I thought I'd sample morrisons savers smoked salmon...tastes like it was smoked on a petrol fire, very strange

( Glovington, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:17, Reply)

i bought some m&s salty caramel pretzels, thinking they would be tasty as fuck
was most disappointed. nobody on my floor could eat them, and these gannets would eat one potato more than a pig.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:21, Reply)

What made you think that any part of that combination would work?

( Muns, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:24, Reply)

she's a food idiot

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:42, Reply)

better than just an idiot, like SOME PEOPLE

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:48, Reply)

Salted Caramel too good for you?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:45, Reply)

salty caramel is an amazing thing
what's the matter with you, man?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:48, Reply)

cheap smoked salmon is horrible stuff

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:21, Reply)

You need to check your privalage mate, some of us can't even afford luxory items.
I mean, when I say us, I don't mean me, i had lobster two nights ago.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:46, Reply)

+a £5 Aldi
( Muns, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:51, Reply)

bad smoked salmon is an insult to your ancestors, double-P

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:55, Reply)

it's tantamount to anti-Semitism

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:55, Reply)

Maybe.....didn't he used to say he could rush a rape?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:28, Reply)

he was always jumping kids in dolls' houses too

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:40, Reply)

pretty sure that wrestling an action man is nonce slang and all

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:47, Reply)

almost juicer time!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:34, Reply)

I'm in the juicer right now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:40, Reply)

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(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:41, Reply)

it is when you consider how much your life is probably better than mine or something

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:45, Reply)

I'm listening to a six year old read French fairy tales
I think you're winning right at this moment.
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:57, Reply)

I'm listening to the stream of consciousness thoughts of a two year old
Your move.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:59, Reply)

I might have to watch a Tinkerbell cartoon soon

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:00, Reply)

Tinkerbell and the Lost Treasure
My absolute favourite. Probably.
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:22, Reply)

only 6? christ, your sperm must have limped up there on crutches

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:15, Reply)

hahahaha UPSET

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:23, Reply)

CRACKERJACK!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:39, Reply)

Nice to see you, to see you ... Crackerjack!
What do points make? Crackerjack!
Hi-de-hi! Crackerjack!
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:41, Reply)

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( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:42, Reply)

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(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:59, Reply)

Bye cunts!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:59, Reply)

have a gay time!

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:00, Reply)

hi gang!
I just caught my train! I'm going for a pint in 'The Fox' on my way home!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:27, Reply)

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(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:27, Reply)

It's my local and it serves decent beer!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:29, Reply)

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(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:32, Reply)

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( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:28, Reply)

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(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:30, Reply)

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( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:31, Reply)

^ upset and rotund

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:41, Reply)

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( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:43, Reply)

^ the ugliest one here ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:45, Reply)

we both know that's far from true
anyway, at least i don't have cat fur up my arse
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:50, Reply)

it is 100% accurate
And no fur up my arse either, she doesn't fit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:52, Reply)

I'll tell you what, 'OT',
this has been one of the shittest weeks of EVER. Two full days of the worst gastric nonsense you could imagine, followed by a staggering migraine due to caffeine/junk food withdrawal, and now I'm still feeling wobbly but I have to go to work tonight, bloo bloo etc.

So, how have you all been?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:34, Reply)

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(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:35, Reply)

I can't remember the last time I felt that ill.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:37, Reply)

Anyone in? I'm bored

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:40, Reply)

Yes, but no one cares about how close I came to DEATH

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:41, Reply)

nonsense
some of us are quite looking forward to it
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:42, Reply)

Did you hug your husband?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:44, Reply)

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(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:41, Reply)

we're all dead

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:42, Reply)

i'm stuck here for a bit
then home to spoon chilli into frog
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:43, Reply)

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( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:44, Reply)

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